WOW - Enlightener thy name LH..... - Page 5

Originally posted by: qwertyesque

WOW!!!!!

congratulations LH. words fail me when I try to describe your WOW factor..

Great. enjoy.....

Thanks Qwertoo my DM soulmate..😃 where were you hiding?😆

Originally posted by: lighthouse

After the realization of all great posts such as God, spiritual, Culture being lost, all Dmers were sad and Myth suggested we all go to the Haveli to see if Vijay was hiding them there.

😆😆 yesterday, there was a pm from vijay when i logged in. i was shocked and wondering ki aisa kya ker diya ab mainey jo vijay ko khud yahan aana pada😆 i realized later that it was just a survey kind of thing😆 but yes, good one lh...vijay hiding from all of us😆 waisey, i'm still shocked we lost the spirituality thread😭

Upon arriving at the site , Haveli was not there , instead a huge mela like Kumbh mela was going on

oh, bahni aur mein kumbh mele mein hee bichhdey thhey😭 hamari common nishani hai hamari right bajoo per doh teekey key nishaan...BCG waaley😆

in the exact location. Since we had flown AI on Karotro's recomendation, and hadn't eaten or used bathroom in 3 days,

🤣🤣 that thread was awesome too with K2's mashwarey and later CKY's experience😆

everyone was tired, stincky and cranky and couldn't wait to find a food stall or a tent in sight. first stop was charas baba's

😆😆 at first, i thought that this was supposed to be someone's new ID😉😆 later on i realized that it was not ur intention😆

tent and I won't name names but a few decided to hang out there for a while.😉 Myth started running after someone who looked like Akbar 😛, Gauri decided to count and audit all the blankets in the mela and thus all dmers got seperated and lost from each other. 😭 😭 😭

😆😆😆 @ me counting blankets. u sure i was not busy doing inventory count at charas baba's tent😉😛

Fast forward 2 years, I decided to Google dmers id to see if I could find someone and reconnect and here is what I found: 😊

CB and Qwerty went to CIA -culinary inst of America and upon graduating, opened up a restaurant called Spice Boys by Ginger buster and Posh Sque. 😛

😆😆 btw, did they agree on the menu items or r still debating over it😛

DB - running succesful consulting business selling her secrets on how to convert miscreant husbands into nice pets..😉

👏 good one. she is a sweetheart and a great support...and an awesome counseller too. the other day she threatend me that she will start charging me by hr if i do not stop pestering her over the phone😆

Myth is the owner of a nightclub called - Akbar nights.😳

😆😆😆

Maya - has adopted Sush, Angelina Jolie and Madonna's Biological kids since no orphan kids are left in India. 😛

Shola- After giving up on teaching Hindi to Bappida, Shola changed to teaching English- to George W. Bush 😆

🤣

Gauri - went into hiding and changed her name to Gupta.😃

😆😆 yeah, thatw as during the first half of the first year. but she was soon discovered as she couldn't keep quiet for long. her bak bak gave her away😆

Raj- has turned hate-guru from love-guru and often seen in Switzerland where Yash Chopra/KJO movies are being filmed, shouting "shaadi karke phas gaya yaar" , "kambhakt ishq hai jo", "ishq kamina" etc.😆

😆😆 hate guru did start that punishment thread a couple of days ago😆

CKY- married and well settled with 2 wives ....just in case he falls asleep , they will have someone to talk to.😛

🤣😆😆 arrey, woh neend mein bhi baatein karta hai. trust me on that one😆

Rocksy - is rocking between AM and PM. (Arranged Marriage) or (Perfect Marriage).😉

😆😆😆 and a DM as well...dream marriage...with uss ka ballu (as in balma)...pyara sallu😆

RTH - became labor secretary in President Mccain's administration and is busy saying haha to all right wing rejects.😉

Guys, no offence meant here, just a lame attempt at humor ..okie..😊

👏👏👏 great job lighty. hilarious and totally out of this world. thanks for answering despite ur busy schedule.

hey, how about a question a day till u r wow😉 a question a day, keeps the mods away....ooops...i mean docs😆😆

Originally posted by: lighthouse

Myth is the owner of a nightclub called - Akbar nights.😳

Maya - has adopted Sush, Angelina Jolie and Madonna's Biological kids since no orphan kids are left in India. 😛

Shola- After giving up on teaching Hindi to Bappida, Shola changed to teaching English- to George W. Bush 😆

Raj- has turned hate-guru from love-guru and often seen in Switzerland where Yash Chopra/KJO movies are being filmed, shouting "shaadi karke phas gaya yaar" , "kambhakt ishq hai jo", "ishq kamina" etc.😆

CKY- married and well settled with 2 wives ....just in case he falls asleep , they will have someone to talk to.😛

RTH - became labor secretary in President Mccain's administration and is busy saying haha to all right wing rejects.😉

Lighty, Loved all of the above but I laughed for atleast 15 mins after reading RTH, Raj and Shola's 🤣

Where will I keep all those kids? 🤪

Originally posted by: lighthouse

After the realization of all great posts such as God, spiritual, Culture being lost, all Dmers were sad and Myth suggested we all go to the Haveli to see if Vijay was hiding them there. Upon arriving at the site , Haveli was not there , instead a huge mela like Kumbh mela was going on in the exact location. Since we had flown AI on Karotro's recomendation, and hadn't eaten or used bathroom in 3 days, everyone was tired, stincky and cranky and couldn't wait to find a food stall or a tent in sight. first stop was charas baba's tent and I won't name names but a few decided to hang out there for a while.😉 Myth started running after someone who looked like Akbar 😛, Gauri decided to count and audit all the blankets in the mela and thus all dmers got seperated and lost from each other. 😭 😭 😭

Fast forward 2 years, I decided to Google dmers id to see if I could find someone and reconnect and here is what I found: 😊

CB and Qwerty went to CIA -culinary inst of America and upon graduating, opened up a restaurant called Spice Boys by Ginger buster and Posh Sque. 😛

DB - running succesful consulting business selling her secrets on how to convert miscreant husbands into nice pets..😉

Myth is the owner of a nightclub called - Akbar nights.😳

Maya - has adopted Sush, Angelina Jolie and Madonna's Biological kids since no orphan kids are left in India. 😛

Shola- After giving up on teaching Hindi to Bappida, Shola changed to teaching English- to George W. Bush 😆 Lighty, I 'd like to retire in a few years! Why will be taking on alife-long mission that's bound to fail???🤣

Gauri - went into hiding and changed her name to Gupta.😃

Raj- has turned hate-guru from love-guru and often seen in Switzerland where Yash Chopra/KJO movies are being filmed, shouting "shaadi karke phas gaya yaar" , "kambhakt ishq hai jo", "ishq kamina" etc.😆 This one takes the cake 🤣🤣🤣

CKY- married and well settled with 2 wives ....just in case he falls asleep , they will have someone to talk to.😛

Rocksy - is rocking between AM and PM. (Arranged Marriage) or (Perfect Marriage).😉

RTH - became labor secretary in President Mccain's administration and is busy saying haha to all right wing rejects.😉

Guys, no offence meant here, just a lame attempt at humor ..okie..😊

Lighty, these are fabulous. 👏👏 What a way to unwind after a lousy day at work 😆😆

Originally posted by: Maya_M

Lighty, Loved all of the above but I laughed for atleast 15 mins after reading RTH, Raj and Shola's 🤣

Where will I keep all those kids? 🤪

Maya, laughing at my plight, eh??? 😆

Originally posted by: souro

Congrats LH. 👏 👏
Just one query from my side, from where did you get the pic in your avi?? 😃

Thank you Souro..😃 Nice of you to stop by.

My avi pix, got in email from a friend in London. To me it says bring the Indian from within out - everyone says deep down they are still Indian under the western veneer but I think it is ok to wear Indianness on the outside too. 😛 hope this wasn't TMI.. 😳

Originally posted by: Maya_M

Lighty, Loved all of the above but I laughed for atleast 15 mins after reading RTH, Raj and Shola's 🤣

Where will I keep all those kids? 🤪

Thanks Maya.😃

No worries about keeping those kids. Sab Golmaal hain.. 😆 Celebrity parents have lost all the money and you are the richest woman yaar.. 😆

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Lighty, these are fabulous. 👏👏 What a way to unwind after a lousy day at work 😆😆

Glad u liked it Sparky. 😊

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

👏👏👏 great job lighty. hilarious and totally out of this world. thanks for answering despite ur busy schedule.

Thanks G. 😊 Didn't have time to google stuff about kumbh mela , would have been funny to see dmers in mela activities. 😉

hey, how about a question a day till u r wow😉 a question a day, keeps the mods away....ooops...i mean docs😆😆 hmmmm.... lemme think. 😆 aaj toh mushkil hain..😕