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There is Yash Chopra for love and then there is reversh(e) Chopra for Qwerts..😆... Just for fun guys... No offence to anyone...😃 "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged."
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia."
"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again."
"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end."
"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion."
"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older."
"It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced."
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."
"A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it."
"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it."
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. "
Woody Allen, Love and Death
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