Originally posted by: drummedup
Why not Vintu Chintu? I am very interested in this stuff... I'd really like to have a look at your insti... address please?
That is exactly my problem! How black the thing is that it can force you to change your name? Tut, tut! I disapprove such practices. π΅ Your glory witches will burn in hell for this.π‘
Drummedup π
Many thanks for your interest in our curriculum π ..We don't give out the campus address to the candidates until they are duly admitted as students of our institute ...I ll walk ya through the admission procedure now π
Admission : Walk 100 miles North East of Siorapaluk and meet
Voodooskaya .
.a beautiful 360 year old witch with the nose longer than her body...who is the counselor there ..She ll fly ya on her broomstick to a test center located 500 meters below the ground..where they ll
TASTE your Blood, heart and liver ...If you pass the test ..upon payment of the
fees which is your Left EYE π ..They ll escort ya to the campus ..A glorious career as a coveted witch awaits ya.. I can hear the Drums Beat ...So hurry up ..
@ Bold: Hell is the heavens for the witches ..and burning is their passion ..You ll know that when you become one ..Best of luck for your career .π
Vintu βΊοΈ
Principal and Founder member - 'The Universal institute of Witchcraft and Hail raising' π