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Originally posted by: Summer3

Yes poor relatives of Hanuman ji.

Jai Bajrang Bali

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They caught the monkey but not the Talibans.

For all of u that think is nice to walk with ur pants below ur butt, read the following explanation: this trend was born in the united states' jails, where prisoners who were willing to have sex with other prisoners needed to invent a signal that would go unnoticed by the guards so they wouldn't suffer consequences, so by partially showing their butts, they showed that they were available to be penetrated by other inmates. Are you adjusting to homosexual patterns maybe?

The Missing Husband---------------

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes

Woman: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair

Woman: Should be black

Inspector: What was he wearing?

Woman: I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him?????

Woman: Yes my Labrador (Romeo), with a gold chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying ...

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!

Three years after his wife was killed in the Mumbai terror attacks, lawyer Michael Puhaindran, 40, has found love again.

He is getting married to Ms Katherin Nusantara, a marketing director at City College Holdings, a private school in Bukit Merah.

News of the upcoming marriage leaked after Mr Puhaindran's father, Marine Parade grassroots leader S. Puhaindran, sent out e-mail invitations to friends and family.

In the e-mail, the senior Mr Puhaindran, 74, wrote: 'My wife and I are happy to announce that Michael will be marrying Katherin Nusantara on 1st January 2012.'

Originally posted by: angie.4u

Originally posted by: hindu4lyf

Originally posted by: hindu4lyf

Oh dear Angie. That picture just reminded me of an article I read today.

Hoppy Meal

Diner chews live frog inside Nando's wrap

HUNGRY Ross Dance bit into a Nando's chicken wrap ' and found he was chomping on a live FROG.

The horrified diner managed to spit out the 4in-long animal, but fears he may have already eaten one of its legs.

Accounts manager Ross, who was with his girlfriend Karen and a pal, said: "I bit into the wrap, but couldn't chew through it. I excused myself and got it out of my mouth.

"There was a whole frog there. It was still alive. I felt really ill."

Ross, 32, was so angry at the chain's outlet in Victoria, central London, that he took a mobile photo and insisted on taking the evidence home in a plastic tub.

He later realised that the frog ' by now dead ' had been left with only three limbs. Disgusted Ross, of Crawley, West Sussex, added: "I think I might have eaten one. The thought of chewing on it keeps me awake at night." Staff recorded his ordeal on a complaint form and he was given a 44 refund.

But Ross said: "I don't understand how anyone can put a wrap together and not see a frog. I'm livid. I won't eat at Nando's again."

Nando's said it was taking the incident extremely seriously and insisted: "We take great care over the quality of our food."

Frog in my throat ... angry Ross's complaint is logged after his chicken wrap surprise

It said the "only possible" way the frog could have got into the wrap was in its pre-packed salad leaves, which are provided by a supplier washed and ready to get.

A spokesman added: "Unfortunately as Mr Dance refuses to give us the foreign object, we are unable to fully understand where it came from to reach a final conclusion."

Totally put me off Nando's. Me being the weirdo that I am, I only ever eat the Veggie wrap at Nando's. Never want to see their weirdly large lettuce and their genetically modified humongous tomatoes ever again!

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