MOTW - The Seventh Apprentice - Page 6

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Forget sugar, calories, diabetes, that coffee is too too pretty to drink.

Originally posted by: angie.4u

There dont seem to be many ppl around at this dark hour to heat up the Dark Lord's grill. So knights from the lighted part of the globe can take up the task of keeping the embers burning .

Ah another simple task before the mammoth giant pile of pure sheer evil that comes later. 😡

For starters tell us something about your fascination for all things dark .
Darkness is mysterious and beautiful. Being in the dark is far more enchanting than the light. I've taken the liberty to change the order of your questions a bit.

What is your idea of a dark humour?
Dark humor is humor built around the macabre. Taking things that are humanly morbid, heart wrenching and coming up with a way to make it caustic, sarcastic and funny. Dark humor also makes light of taboo subject matter. Eddie Izzard's cake or death, babies on spears, Dave Chappele's jokes on racism are all examples of dark humor.

Who do you think has the darkest humour here on DM?
Other than me.....

OBJ excels when it comes to taboo subject matter OBJ does take the cake, but he needs to work on refinement and class.
I can see both Emptiness and Mister. K from having the potential to excel in some dark humor.

What came first- brightness or darkness?
First there was nothing
Then God said let there be light
There was still nothing, but you could see a whole lot better
Darkness existed well before brightness. Darkness is the essence of existence before God decided to step in and eff things up a lot.

What are the advantages of darkness over brightness ?
Brightness is not good for committing crime. Daylight robbery is stupid on many levels.
Brightness is not good for hide and seek either.
Darkness is excellent for scaring the crap out of people
Darkness is excellent for all sorts of covert activity.
Even bright humans seem to prefer more darkness for reveling in intimacy. 😆
Apart from that darkness is the origin of all matter, it is the essence it is the truth.

If "everything" comes to an end what would be left- darkness or light?
Darkness. We came from nothing. We shall return to nothing. Darkness is the embodiment of nothingness existence. I perceive the end to be some sorts of a black hole.

I hope K does not come in to discuss darkness now.

More later, enjoy yourself !

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

tell that to the diabetics.

or even the calorie conscious.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

the spoon is unnecessary. who the hell wants to disturb that pattern?!

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Forget sugar, calories, diabetes, that coffee is too too pretty to drink.

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

the spoon is unnecessary. who the hell wants to disturb that pattern?!