MOTW - The Seventh Apprentice - Page 57

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

This one is from Ajnu. Mainey ussey comment karne ke task mein laga diya thha aur wohi bhool gayee that she has to give me tasks as well, na!! You sneaked on us unexpectedly when we all are busy either the whole week or a huge part of this week. Hence, this is from Ajnu to you via moi till she finds some time to post fresh ones for you.

I weaseled out of her earlier tasks and could not do justice to these either due to time constraints, don't do the same here, okies!!

*sigh* better get back to work here. Usske naam ke tasks nahin kiye to gussa ho jayegi aur main phir se Sarian. 😆

Task #1

Assign/Dedicate these quotes to DM members and tell us why:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - None other than Ajnu, everyone can see alright. But are you sure its just warm and not burning you with excessive uric acid?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Ah must be Summer, no wonder he is always smiling at all our explosions and implosions. He knows to get away with arson.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Kkkkkkkaran. I bet he is feeling losing and missing and finding all together these days.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - Hear that Mister. K. That is the essence of that. Thats all.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith - Of course OBJ and then he took a knife and hacked away at her chest.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain Souro as he pishtoshed the vegetarians, its a rhetorical question to those who disclaimed his meat eating ways.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. - Qwerty, take pity on him. Its not easy to type coherently from a wine casket in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! - Middy. The trouble was finding the right ones.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Mahi - she's beautiful, she was also smart enough to know ki akkal choti dimag mei fit hoti hain aur bhains ke liye tabela lagta hai.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Me and I wonder if its a crime or a disease, most importantly if its a bannable offense.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Debayon after her slipped dadaji some sleeping pills and made the family get in the car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson - Krystal, the height of it was when he bore children, she realized she did not kick his nuts hard enough.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson - Cloddy, and then he made his kids run a sweatshop of scratching the $1.00 tickets and told them Alll Izz Well

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' AD. For some reason they censored, 'So my hands are free to slap you'.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Emptiness, and then he figured, he could be like land - and generate some rent.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? TNF, she took her chances with boredom.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Baz who is yet to learn the perils of marital golf.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985) - Vinu, working on making himself more marketable.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - POH & Me - if you cannot read our whole posts. Read this.

Originally posted by: jettythegod

hey sarina, when will mine be done? :( I'm waiting sweetly and patiently. :(

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

C'mon C'mon. You posted late. I am chipping through. I still have two days. SO many tasks, so little time.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

C'mon C'mon. You posted late. I am chipping through. I still have two days. SO many tasks, so little time.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

More Ajnu tasks. Or so G claims

Task #4

Think about your journey through life thus far. Describe your journey for us using a series of songs to tell your story. Song titles will be enough, you don't need to describe in words what the songs symbolize/mean.

Ajnu has already asked me this. I cannot think of a better summary so copy pasting. Gosh at least this MOTW is not looking like a couples game show. 😆

Young Innocence
A sound education
The Best thing about education
Ah the joy of Youth
All I wanted to do was have fun
Moving on
Transition
New Identities
Looking back
And Some
All Said and done C'est la vie


Task #5

Suppose you get an insight into each members life for 30 seconds, what do you think you'll catch them doing and where? (watching tv, IF-ing, reading, etc. ---- at home, work, university, etc.)

Objection, asked and answered. Copy pasting with a few tweaks for DM

Varsha di will be watching II or SYTYCD
Baz should be job hunting, but will be scrapping and liking
TNF will be bored, then troll IF for some bakra hunting
Empti will be tending to his female posse in the II CC when TNF recruits him for boredom relief
OBJ will be playing WWE game on his console and yelling fool at someone
Cloddy will be sharing his notes with a girl
Debayon will be sharing nerd science and pick up lines with his new wifey
Ajnu will be on the computer, deluding herself that she is studying
SJB and G will be somewhere, wishing they could be sinking their teeth into a succulent langda
Middy will be drooling on her new boy crush
Mahi will be having misadventures in baby sitting
Summer will be reading an article on new age healing
Qwerty will be K proofing and double K proofing his IF posts, a siren goes by and he almost falls of the seat.
Vinu will wink at a woman wondering why people call him flirt
Mister. K will be pensive, wondering about that.
POH will be angst ridden wondering which book to read next.


Task #6

Now close your eyes and think of a time where you were truly happy, when nothing else mattered, and when life was perfect. Could you describe that moment in a few lines of original poetry? You don't even have to share the moment with us, just the emotions.

I'm traveling down a road to nowhere
Hoping it will take me somewhere
Lets hitch a ride for this journey
Caution to the wind, lets be free
I've left behind all care and sorrow
Livin for today, no ones seen tomorrow
These are the moments of live
Time for mistakes, Careless dreams
Let us fall now and remember our
Reckless abandon forever


Task #7

Now imagine that its Friday night and all IF members are watching a movie. What movie do you think you'll catch them watching?

Ajnu is watching another season of Gossip Girl drooling over Chuck
G has been dragged to watch Inception opening night
OBJ is watching Mohammed Rafi videos
Mister. K is watching "For a Few Dollars More"
TNF watches Lilja4ever for a class and thinks of making a spoof on it
Empti is watching "Shaun of the Dead"
POH is watching "I know What You Did Last Summer"
Middy is watching "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
Mahi is watching "Baby Einstein TV"
Summer is watching "Seven Years in Tibet"
Cloddy is watching "3 Idiots"
Krystal is watching "Psycho"
AD is watching "Boys Dont Cry"
Vinu is watching "The Hangover"
Qwerty is watching "People vs Larry Flynt"
Souro is watching "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"