MOTW - The Seventh Apprentice - Page 54

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Days in the lives of call center sups.

RTH: Good Morning Shakira

Shakira: Its 3 in the afternoon

RTH: Its good morning for me.

Shakira: Did you tell everyone my name is Shakira?

RTH: Of course.

Passerby: Hi Shakira

Shakira: My name is not Shakira

RTH: I know, but I prefer Shakira. Look I have making your name Shakira in my team meeting agenda

Shakira: Grr

RTH: Shakira, what will you say if I poked a pen in your eye.

Shakira: OK

RTH: I like that attitude, Hey Z what will you say if I poked a pen in your eye

Z: I'll put your whole team stats off.

RTH: Retaliation, I like that. Hey C what will you say if I poked a pen in your eye

C: Do you really want me to start crying here

RTH: Drama Queen. Best response. No one will ever poke you in the eye.

K: RTH Is like the darkest person I know.

N1: Nah, she only pretends to be dark. She is like a warm fuzzy bunny.

N2: One has a hard time believing you are talking about the same person.

RTH: Yeah, I'm confused.

X: I had a call where they were trying to buy people. Is that fraud?

RTH: More than one maybe, but one human is consumer sized.

X2: Is this po*n training on our meeting agenda?

RTH: Its actually (Company) annual anti-po*nography and telecommunications compliance protocol training. I just shortened it.

Training session

RTH: ------ don't do it. ------- don't do it. ------- don't do it. ------- report it. ------- report it. ------- is confidential. Alright you are all po*n trained. Now who knows what po*n is called in leet?

Manager: I don't know how you do it. Your team has best attendance, call quality, and adherence. You have everything completed in time and you put in more phone time than all the other sups combined.

RTH: I'm magic like that. The secrets in the po*n training.

Y: I just saw you in the office. How are you back here?

RTH: I am everywhere

J: Jesus! F**k you scared me. How long have you been standing there?
RTH: A while, now stop knitting.

J: Don't know how you do this.

RTH: I'm a ninja.

K: How does she do that? Every time I'm about to do something, she is standing there.

Man Friday: RTH is omnipresent.

*ring ring*

B: I'm wondering to see

RTH: If you can get a half an hour cut at the start of your shift. Done already

S: I'm

RTH: On lunch and lost track of time and need an extended lunch break. Done already.

J: I have a question

RTH: about your last paycheck. Let me get your time sheets.

J: How does she do that

Man Friday: RTH is omniscient

RTH: Lets see the stats for the day. So do you want to send some people home Friday. How would you like to be done by 8 tonight?

Man Friday: No way, M just asked half an hour ago and they said no.

RTH: How are you boys in Riverbank doing today, Whats shaking in sunny California.

G & J: Good afternoon RTH. What can we do?

RTH: I'm itching to send some people home

G &J: How many do you have?

RTH: How about 50 till 8

G & J: Send them all home!

RTH: Heard that Friday, Send them all home.

Man Friday: Done

RTH: So we have 3 people coming in at 5, one at 6. All are cut for now. These two will call in.

K walks in to work.

RTH: Go home, you are cut for the day

K: How did you do that, how far did you cut

RTH: Till 8.

K: You might beat P's record.

Man Friday: RTH is omnipotent

RTH: I am here to disconnect your abusive call. What flavor would you like bored, musical, romantic or dominatrix.

RTH: The dominatrix disconnect is very popular today.

RTH: I am very disappointed, they are hanging up before I say my sup number. How can I enjoy yelling at them if they continue doing this?

All this and more made Man Friday and some others write RTH is God on the Sup announcement board. I did not like it, as being God seemed to limiting. I said I am better than God, I am omnisexual too.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Has anyone seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?

I want Devastators Wrecking Balls.

@Mister.K – you seriously think I am that lost? Those who don't know where they are never get lost. They are precisely where they mean to be. Nowhere.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Has anyone seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?

I want Devastators Wrecking Balls.

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

😆

I don't know those fools (MIDs) anymore. I have no recollection of any of that happening ever.

(I do have access to ChicksDigMe even now, even though I never posted under that pseudo-name since years)

Right about the RL as far as sulking goes. Not completely right about the mushy gushy :)

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

@Mister.K ' you seriously think I am that lost? Those who don't know where they are never get lost. They are precisely where they mean to be. Nowhere.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

@Mister.K ? you seriously think I am that lost? Those who don't know where they are never get lost. They are precisely where they mean to be. Nowhere.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Naheen Sarina. Mera aur tumhara taste bilkul different hai - bhool gayeen kya? Jaa ker bahni key aagey been bajaao! Ussey hee pata hoga.

As you can tell, I was literally waiting for the opportunity when I get to call her bhains after she posted that idiom for your star wars story😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Don't be jealous cos Bahni is cooler than you. 😛

I am happy being hotter No doubt you abide by the 30's being the peak theory😉