MOTW - The Fourth Apprentice - Page 39

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

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We need moreanswers to work on , bechari middy lappy is very slow these days, some virus she told me.

and dont worry about orginality! just post whatever is on your mind! 😉😆

Xoxo

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

We need moreanswers to work on , bechari middy lappy is very slow these days, some virus she told me.

and dont worry about orginality! just post whatever is on your mind! 😉😆

Xoxo

Originally posted by: baz786

well yaara

There are 3 things on my mind now
only one of which matters most 😉

lets just say im luving the romantic song thread :p

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

5) Let us make a DM year book. Tell us who will be voted for the following and why?

Most likely to be on broadway: Assuming it's the theater you're talking about, I give it to Genjarjetty - I'm sure he'd do a swell job in broadway where he'd very skillfully enact all the way from jekyl and hyde to supercomputer to swami ramdev to babumoshai all the way to plain ol' black joe until the game is finally over. Although I'll say that my dear wifey (Naked Face), who is often bored, isn't all that bad either. lol :P


Most likely to be President of USA: RTH - It's only right that the mod gets to be the president, what with the perseverance and dedication she carries out her job with to make DM an interesting yet orderly place. She has that potential, y'know. Her brain oozes fountains of wisdom filled words that flow swiftly through her motor neurons to her fingers, all the way to the keyboard of her computer at the speed of 150wpm, that later on takes form of heaps of paragraphs that resemble toilet paper rolls that you'd scroll down for hours and still not get to the end of. Needless to say, speeches would come quite naturally to her. And boy, the way she so eloquently and skillfully meddles with the COC and IF-rules to accommodate the peace-loving citizens, would that give even Lincoln's Gettysburg Address a run for money. I'd kill for that oh-so-hot way of delivering the speeches. Yup, it's only right that she, and no one else in DM but only she, is granted that much-coveted seat of the President of USA. Which, when roughly translated, means that Karan Bhai will be the First Lady..oops, First Gentleman?


Most likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize: Summer - Never seen him lose his composure with people even though there might have been a bunch of em who tried riling him up or got under his skin. Given that HE doesn't lose his cool, he often manages to tick OTHERS since he doesn't happen to be the most straight shooter on the planet and coz of his article postings at the drop of a hat of late. And hey, whoever said that peace-loving means that you can't have fun? Of course you can. It just means that you're not a part of the tamasha but rather the audience of the tamasha and at times, fanning the fire of tamasha. He definitely deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his invincible composure that you won't be able to budge, no. matter. what.


Most likely to win a Nobel Prize for Science: Mister K - For his insurmountable knowledge in Physics and so many other topics. Just like Sir Isaac Newton was singlehandedly responsible for laying the groundwork in physics, optics and what not, Mister K is singlehandedly responsible for turning the leaf over in DM with his existentialist ideas. If I remember correctly, Newton was bullied during his initial days in school. Likewise, Mister K wasn't treated very welcomingly (assuming that's a word) in DM during his initial days either. Some wondered if he's some depressed soul (ahem debs) while some mocked his self-introspection process (ahem empti, pink, ahem naked face). But we all can see where he is today. He's a pure genius with a heart of gold! He DEFINITELY deserves a Nobel Prize for that.

Most likely to win a Pulitzer award: Mister K and RTH for their creativity and amazing writing styles, infused with sarcasm at most times, Empti for his musical talent too.

Most likely to be a playboy centerfold: Although some names do cross my mind, I'll spare em the horror, for my own safety if not anything else. But I'll say that cuckoo is gonna be the first one to grab the magazine hot off the press, followed closely by qwertysque, believe and summer.

Most likely to win a beauty pageant: P1nk - She comes across as a beauty conscious girl, in a good way. Mahi and Krystal can take the runner up trophies.

Most likely to be in prison: Gauri - For bullying newbies who are still getting the hang of the forum just to score cheap shots, for spreading outrageous rumors about people in their absence or/and without their knowledge and causing disrupt among peace-loving citizens, corrupting the third parties and recruiting minions under the table to carry out her heinous task, for trashing those who hold the guts to stand up against her in the forum. And for leaving no stone unturned to butt in her personal issues while debating with people. Such un effing believably pothead-like behavior in a forum where she comes to supposedly err...."debate"? God forbid, with that kind of rep in real, you're 100 percent sure to land in jail. Only a life-imprisonment can cure whatever ails her. Although I'd say that I'd opt for death sentence (preferably electrocution) if given the choice.

Most likely to live in a trailer park - p1nk, she can have some fun with the trailer park guys out there since she nominated herself as the flirtiest female member.😆

Most likely to be a WWE wrestler: Empti - what with his previous Bruce Lee avi, the way he used to fight a bunch of sharks collectively when he was here as DM01. He's good when it comes to wrestling with words.

Most likely to be a broke artist: Karan Bhai. He makes for a great artist but no matter how good he is, every other girl he scores somehow turns into his sister (perhaps it's his unwavering devotion towards his crush that compels him to accept the rest of the girls as his sister). Whatever it is, he's very much broke in that department.

Most likely to work for Donald Trump: Cuckoocutter - he's used to playing with money.

Most likely to woo Paris Hilton: Empti. Why should Paris Hilton be an exception. lol

Most likely to end up in a mental asylum: Gauri - She's so high-strung and paranoid that she sees chatbuster in every other guy. She saw chatbuster in Empti, she saw chatbuster in CrimsonSky, she sees chatbuster in cuckoo, god knows how many other guys she will see chatbuster in for years to come. She'll go crazy (not that she already isn't, but still...) if she doesn't just let some things go and move on.

Most likely to be a millionaire: Who else but Slumdog. 😆

Most likely to turn up as an alien from outer space: Debs. He's just 15 yet he sounds like a dada ji at times. Worse still, he got married at this tender age. Worser still, he wants a personal heaven where hot girls who are 30 yrs younger than him (when he's currently 15 yrs old) feeding him grapes 24/7. At this rate, it's safe to assume that he's gonna grow into an alien in future.

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

Oh sorry wrong place 😆

Yeah!! Your online middy! FINALLY

just when i am about to go offline, ! 😆

Xoxo

Originally posted by: krystal_watz

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!@

geeez....middy girlie, after reading this one i wish to give you a looooooooong one🤣

oh man, was that bizarre or what?😆

btw, u missed out one vital point- when Empti was cornering you and was about to force a kiss on your dainty, butter-smooth cheekies, WA, who was about to pass the bathroom to go to the lab, suddenly spotted the suave, seemingly aloof, Don Juan(only to b'ful gals😉) of a teacher (who had ruled her world of....errr...*cough dreams* for a while) having a scene right there with her rival Middy?? you forgot to scrpit out how she reacted to that.😛

baki theek thak hai😆

good going gal🤪

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

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I would call this Middy aur uski tanhai, no not tanhai, Middy aur uski khaalee kholi. Yaane ki Empti kholi.

The perfect title for this story would be "Emptiness". Makes for a nice romantic name and very apt don't you think Middy. After all hero bhi to Empti hi hai. 😉