GD, mujhe comment karne ke task mein laga diya aur mai bhool gayee that I have to give you tasks as well, na!!
You weaseled out of my earlier tasks, don't do the same here, okies!!
Task #3
Assign/Dedicate these quotes to DM members and tell us why:
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Task #4
Find characters (Bollywood/Hollywood, Cartoons, Telly) that match DM members' personalities. You may pick as many ask you like, but no less than 10. Try to come up with something new, I'm sick of being Basanti all the time! 😆
Task #5
Share your favorite 1) IDs 2) Signatures and 3) AVs that you've come across on this forum. Give us as many as you can.
Task #6
Think about your journey through life thus far. Describe your journey for us using a series of songs to tell your story. Song titles will be enough, you don't need to describe in words what the songs symbolize/mean.
Task #7
Suppose you get an insight into each members life for 30 seconds, what do you think you'll catch them doing and where? (watching tv, IF-ing, reading, etc. ---- at home, work, university, etc.)
Task #8
Now close your eyes and think of a time where you were truly happy, when nothing else mattered, and when life was perfect. Could you describe that moment in a few lines of original poetry? You don't even have to share the moment with us, just the emotions.
Task #9
Now imagine that its Friday night and all IF members are watching a movie. What movie do you think you'll catch them watching?
Task #10
We're living in highly technologically innovative times. We are all addicted to one gadget or another. Assign/dedicate gadgets to members that you think they most utilize.
Enjoy. 😈
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