MOTW - The First Apprentice

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Task# If has decided to host Ajnu ka swayamvar. Tell us about all the suitors Ajnu gets. What they do to impress her. How she rejects them all and who she picks in the end.

Here is your task: :P ( i will write down these tasks in random order as they are long and will post them whenever they are finished)

*** The Day ***

Ajnu's swayamvar was hosted sometime in winters as the cold season calms her anger slightly.
People came in hordes to try to win her heart. She was a celebrity after all.


RTH thought it would be a cake walk given their bond tht was ever growing stronger.

Ajnu: "Hi wifey!!! :D Great to see you. You know it is my swayamvar today and geez!! so many cra-cra people lining out there."

RTH: "yes, I came to..."

Ajnu: (cutting in between) "Look wifey, I dont plan to marry any cra-cra, but if I do I will make you the special guest. Just watch how I dispatch the unholy crowd one by one, back to their mess. While sweet muffin will you clean the house for me?"

RTH was devastated and she thought to herself "Clean the house :(?", "Just a special guest :(?" Anyway she went to another room in order to hide her tears.


***Believe's Philosophy***


It was then that Mister K entered the house.

Mister.K.: "My search for 'that' has brought me here."

Before Ajnu could reply, Believe pops up from nowhere as he usually does.

Believe: " law of diminshing marginal utility proves that we shld better be married 😉 😆"

Ajnu: (confuzzled) "Law what?!!"

Believe: I believe a real law needs no proof, no evidence, no witness, no argument.... a real law is immediately followed b anybdy who hs even a small mount of intelligence... 😊 The real law has its own energy. Energy can neither be destroyed nor (Ajnu interrupts)

Ajnu: "Look, I will give you a small task. Do you see Mister K? If you can convince him that the search for 'that' is futile, then may be you have a chance!"

We see a smile on Believe's face. He is thinking "ek nahin hazaar baar convince karunga😉 😆" In the background we hear him addressing Mister K with some kind words "Mister K English language has so many words why run after only "that". Every language main aise chote chote words hote hain. Just Chill 😃 ...."

Later we got to know that the discussion ended up slightly longer and ended up in Believe absconding. Mister K was found searching him "before finding 'that' I need to find Believe so that I can kill him".


*** Cloddy the funny bone ***

Cloddy actually saw Believe hurrying away at the gate.

Cloddy "Believe ji just chill 😉"

Believe didnt pay any attention and ran away.

Cloddy: "Oye Ajnu ji kya haal chaal. Nayi gaadi, nayi dress and ab naya husband bhi aane waala hai 😆"

Ajnu: "Tang kheetchna band karo 😡 "

Cloddy: "Arey I havent traveled so many miles just to kheechofying your tang. It was so difficult but the iron resolution kept me going!"

Ajnu angry but still smiling "oh poor baby has travelled so long just for me :)"

Cloddy: " I hope you wont say no....... if I borrow your purple light switch. Afterall its your swayamvar and in your new home you wont need it :)"

Ajnu was horrified a memory came to her mind when in the flirt club Cloddy was found kissing a light switch. That caused all the lights to go off and Karan Gengu became good friends ever after.
Ajnu was so angry that sad cloddy had to return empti handed.



** Virgin Vampire tries to bite**



After that it was the turn of our virgin vampire POH.

Ajnu: "POH!! but you resolved to stay unmarried !!"

POH:(blushing) "Since when I met you, I forgot all resolutions and all"

Angry Ajnu started bombarding POH with so many questions: "You love sick puppy, Do you know how immoral it is to break resolutions?, Will you forget me when you see RTH?,
Why do you call yourself a Vampire?, Why do you think it is good to be married?"

POH found the last question as a good debate topic and both of them started debating. RTH couldnt resist joining them. In the end RTH convinced POH that marriage is futile and POH loves only RTH and no one else. POH agreed beyond no doubt and after that he went missing in action for several weeks.

*** Rest of the Gang ***


But look who was there next.

Emptiness: "I am ready to forget P1nk if you marry me 😊"

But, oh boy the surprise!! Annoyed P1nk popped up from the almirah. "I suspected you all along and I was hiding here. Now you will see! You crack!". She dragged Emptiness away to his home and then she went to her house. After a few minutes, they both logged on their comp and discussed/chatted away on this issue for hours. The mod had to interfere many times because of angry abuses being hurled away towards Emptiness...

Actually, when P1nk was "taking" Empti away she wasnt always angry. For a moment she smiled at Gengu who was next in the line, before resuming her stern expression. It was the turn of Gengu now.

Gengu: "Terrence lewis sucks he is gay and a bozo :P. And look I can stop listening to Rafi for 1 hour if you marry me, Gengu your God :P"

While Ajnu is searching for a baseball bat to shoe away another Terrence hater, Karan pops up : "Gengu, I will give you a special edition CD if you go out of my way to marry Ajnu"...

Gengu's face expression changes. He is in tears hearing about the special edition CD of Rafi. And next! with a big thud, Mind googling falls from a window and both of them hug Karan. Both of them are in tears and they enquire more about the CD" Karan sends them running to some location to collect the CD. And Its time to talk to Ajnu.

Karan: "love-dove I always..." (Ajnu interrupts)
Ajnu:(is red with rage) "You spoil sport!! 😡 You never answered questions related to me in your MOTW. Dont ever show your face to me. Get out and go back to your secret location! I dont care where ever it is!"

After Karan was dispatched, Ajnu asked ACP Debu to follow Karan to find out his place. ACP Debu lost him when ACP discovered that the downloading of episode 38 of CID has finished in his laptop.


*** Who's Next ? ***


While the above were dispatched.

Ajnu cried: "Next!"

no answer

Ajnu: "Next!"

no answer...

Now Ajnu realised that she had mercilessly dispatched "all" the contenders. Suddenly she felt lonely. Will she remain unmarried forever? Who will feed her brownies? Many of these critical questions were on her mind.

RTH who had wiped off her tears by now was watching the face expressions of Ajnu thought it was time she took the "initiative". She grabbed Ajnu and kissed her. Packed her in the car, dropped some brownies besides her and kidnapped her away.

Since then they lived happily ever after: dining on brownies, fighting over Wii and TV and drooling together over Terrence.

Another task (was small as compared to others):


In the show "Coffee with karan johar" some DM members are asked: "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

tell how they will reply:


Ice-Thinker: its all "jismaani bhook" and growing consumerism of sex into the society....

Mister.K.: Love is blind and not the people!

cuckoocutter: cause evn the old guy, who'd lost his sight ferver, starts seein again when a bird comes out in a lingerie 😛😆

RTH: For a heathen and a philosophical geek like me - love is actually senseless.

Gengu: Even if Karan Johar wore lingerie he will still suck :S

WA: Oh god, you guys are still discussing love?
And geez!! I would prefer to go blind when men start wearing lingerie one day.

RTH: (will jump on Ajnu and will pull her leg on lingerie, love, sex, etc)

POH:(will somehow join the discussion between RTH and WA)

RTH: (will pull his leg too accusing POH of having lingerie dreams)

Angie: "Interesting topic and I will get back later"

Believe: "I saw many lingerie ad's different place n different situation its says 'lingerie can be purchased just through money'..They create a feeling that we are missing something...then we start working for it, then we earn money, thn we purchase it. And then we feel that you have been deceived...I believe money is greatest distraction against love...In english we have another name for love which is more significant ...it is "affection." Tht simply indicates that love shld always remain affected with something....those who have greed for money to buy lingerie, they never feel love in their life...greed means you become obsessed wth money....dil mange more...control the 'more'...I think if we live simple, or poor mans life...and cherish whatever things you have, then we can enjoy more."

The_Naked_Face: Please repeat after me.
Karan Johar is the most gay guy in the entire universe, no one as gay like him would ever be born. His extremely gay nature kills all fun in life and he should be locked in some rare mental asylum surrounded with lingerie pictures everywhere.

Xoxo

Cloddy: lo ab lingerie pehna bhi gunaah ho gaya 😆

Krystal: @Ice-thinker for the umpteenth time.....we are NOT TALKING about [jismaani bhook ....and pray, whats the relation between lingerie and love? someone please tell me.

Debayon: Yeah exactly what has lingerie to do with love? 😛

Empti: i think everyone should be naked, if god/nature wanted you to cover yourself in lingerie, you would get born wearing them.

P1nk: Empti will you wear a lingerie for me? <3

Summer: Ah, love may be blind but I still love to watch the sunrise and the sunset.

Baz: (will click likes on the posts of most of the people above)

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

My Next Tasks:

DM World War:

All members of DM represent countries and break out into war vying to destroy each other. Who is which country, why - and what happened to cause this international mayhem.

Here is some quantity with less quality:


DM world war.
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**** Incidents leading to the unrest ****

There is a separation between the cause and actual incident of war and in general hate and unrest keeps on increasing day by day and some past insults are never forgotten. However, before the first bullet is fired there is always a trivial incident which otherwise wouldn't have mattered.

It all started with RTH and Ajnu getting married in real life. Karan got too drunk. People didn't know if that was out of sorrow or joy, but that day he created havoc in the party. However the deal breaker was the fact that later he eloped with RTH's pet dog and cat. While in the drunk state, he thought that RTH's dog and cat looked like Scooby doo and Garfield, Karan's hero and Antihero respectively.

People never got to catch Karan (secret country) because his location was secret. However, RTH (USA) had lots of powers and Karan was banned from India-forums (UN) forever. His sissies TNF, Middy, Mahi, Sneha were not banned but stopped coming to IF in protest. Cuckoocutter (North Korea) was dispatched instantly when he came back from the vacation and, not knowing about RTH's promotion from Viewbie to Mod, made fun of RTH's pets who choose to run away with Karan.

Soon people forgot them. RTH (USA) and her lovely little wifey Ajnu (UK) lived happily for quite some time. However, there was a trivial problem. They could never got to do 'it'. RTH was after 'it' and Ajnu knew more than 101 tricks to avoid 'it'. For instance, one day RTH made a chocolate cake for Ajnu, watched Terrence with her, but cunning Ajnu said goodnight in the end. Moreover, the exacting nature of Ajnu was too tough for RTH to handle.

One day:
Ajnu: Sweetlytoo, are you listening?
RTH (smiling and thinking that will be "it"): yeah I am all ears :D!!
Ajnu: Pogo has to go.
RTH:(shocked) Ban Pogo?!!! But why? That sweet Mohanlal devotee never hurted anyone!!
Ajnu: oh sweetlytoo, you know he didnt reply in my thread! anyway its up to you. choose me or pogo?
RTH: ok :(
Ajnu: goodnight :)

Another day

Ajnu: Sweetlytoo, Summer3 has to go!
RTH: what !!! :( Why? He is such a nice guy and you want ....
Ajnu: I got to know that he is still in contact with that devil Karan :x A traitor will never do in DM
RTH ok :(
Ajnu: You are a sweet wifey :)

By now RTH used to jump on the mention of the word "Sweetlytoo". She had even forgotten about "it".

Ajnu: Gauri has to ...
RTH:(cutting in between) Are you cra...
Ajnu: She is also in contact with him who shall not be named. And waise bhi Cougar is cute only till its a cub and when cougar grows up one has to leave her in the Jungle lest she attacks her owner one day !!
RTH: :((

Slowly came the number of everyone Mister K, Sneha, Debu, Empti, Angie... almost everyone was banned.

DM was a ghost city without its members. The word went round about what was happening. And inevitable happened!!! One day RTH (USA) got a letter from UN's president (vijay) that he has found out how she banned many people and now RTH and Ajnu are banned too from that day....



******* Intermission******




If you were thinking that all members were banned for good then you were wrong...

Most of them took some time but passed through all the stages of Shock, Denial, Anger, acceptance , creation of a new MID.

Karandel_2008 had returned as Karandel_2010, RTH returned as Your_Doom, Ajnu as Your_dooms_wifey, etc. Someone joked that it was very easy to tell who was who by just looking at their new ids.

Everyone was angry, wanted revenge and mutiny was due any moment. It all started when Your_doom (USA), who took a vow to troll the forum till no end, called out Karan openely, told him that he was a wanker looser who didnt have an iota of creativity to even change the id from karandel to something else. Her views were eloquently backed by Your_dooms_wifey (UK).

Karan's sissy Troll_Killer, TNF, (Venezeula) came to Karan's defence, entered the fight and told Your_doom(USA) "Your doom, shove your doom into your ***" His other sissies Middy2 (Syria), Angry_Sneha(Countries from Africa), Mahi_m_married (Iraq) also joined the fight and mud slinging started. They hired some missiles from Krsytal_clear (Iran) to fight the opposition.

Wounded_cougar(Russia) attacked anyone who came in her way. Azad_Kashmir (Sweden) fought against Your_doom (USA). Virgin_Vampire (Romania) (prev POH) sent some Vampires from transylvania to help Your_Doom (USA).

The neutral players, Genguthegod (Switzerland) and ACP_bouy (Holland), with later slightly liberal with po*n business, just couldn't resist staying away from mud slinging, tossed a coin to decide the side and joined the fight. Nothingness (Vatican city) and Mrs_Nothingness (Italy) started attacking Karan to take their revenge (something which even they didn't remember).

Meanwhile, there was another tussle going on in parallel between Mister K (India and new id why_?) and Svalecalgal (China) (newid Believer). Mister.K. never bothered anyone, focussed on self realization, however, he had one problem with Svalecalgal (China) that she refused to post in English and always posted in chinese that no one understood. They went to full war.

Everyone was on war and hell bent on razing the IF forum to ground. Once in a while some troll member (France) would even thrown away po*n pics in the DM (with ACP_bouy hitting like buttons on them). There was no end to it and on top of that sadly there were no casualties and thus the end was no where near!!


However on one fine day...

Mister. K. woke up early in the morning. He had seen something in his dream. Mister K (India), even though fighting with China, had not forgotten about his main task to find "that". He smiled and said to himself this is "that". He hacked into IF server using the password of IF server that he has seen in his dream. In a few moments, everyone stopped fighting and was shocked to see the warning message of Mister K. They forgot to fight and hugged each other, even Your_Doom and Your_dooms_wifey got down to it, when the following message flashed:

"Every beginning has an end. There was nothing in the beginning and there will be nothing in the end. The time has come to say goodbye...."

After few moments when Mister.K. (India) had finished saying goodbye to his good friend Googly_Cat (Nepal) the system came down with a very loud beep after he...

> shutdown <enter>
......

...
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This task was given by WA and TNF so I am merging them into one:

Task #1
Suppose you get an insight into each members life for 30 seconds, what do you think you'll catch them doing and where? (watching tv, IF-ing, reading, etc. ---- at home, work, university, etc.)

(Oooh I know every single thing about them, but will keep it general because this is a public thread 😛😆)


_dream_: Studying and eating chocolates, preparing for exams, scrapping frnds on IF.

_Sneha: Studying and complaining about PDA going around her home town, watching SRK movies.

Ajnu: Studying, listening to songs, spending time with family, watching DID, getting angry, indulging in chocolates, dreaming about RTH, chuck bass and blue eyed boys.

Angie.4u: Watching TV and spending time with her friends, sometimes spending time on IF.

Baz: Studying and reading posts of his frnds on IF, eating selected food, working on computers.

Believe: Reading and fwding jokes on email, working at office, trying to teach things to women colleagues, looking for a gf.

Clodpolish: Studying, trying to dodge some similar questions of his friends "Bhabhi kab leke ayoge?", cracking jokes with his friends,

Gauri_3: Traveling, Packing for traveling, office work, spending time with Family and taking care of them, watching TV (DID, Terence), tasting mangoes (Langda), visiting neighbours.

Gengu: Will be listening to Rafi songs, playing video games on PS2 (for exampel WWF) and practicing some WWF moves on some of his friends, learning to drive, studying.

Debayon: Practicing Tennis, giving vent to the anger of not finding karan bhai on FB through voilent video games, hitting on white girls.

Emptiness: Distorting his voice, in his recorded songs, using a software so that he can post them for Debu, P1nk and pinkisluv81, driving or walking around in the neighbourhood of P1nk in a hope to catch a glimpse of her.

Krsytal: Studying, campaigning for politics at her college and once in a while downloading pics of cute celeb guys.

Mahi_way: Studying, spending time with her family and taking care of her kid.

Mind_googling: Listening to Rafi songs, spending time googling, dreaming about cats.

Mister. K.: Working at office, spending time with family and pondering on "who am I?".

My_view: Eating vegetarian food, reading, spending time with her family, watching TV

POH: Reading books, cussing why he has to study, fantasizing about vampires.

Pogo: Studying at college, watching Mohanlal movies, watching tennis.

RTH: Playing Wii, using her sarcasm on some of her friends, camping outside for movies, listening to songs (such as Lady gaga), watching movies, drooling on Terence and Shakti, dreaming about Ajnu.

Raju786: working out, studying, watching his favourite TV shows such as DID, spending time on FB.

SholajoBhadkey: Teaching, reading books, Watching DID (Terence).

Summer3: Playing golf, enjoying food, reading.

Already done for Middy and TNF and will repeat a short summary here:

Middy: talking with frnds on phone, spending time with family and friends, pulling legs of people who are not single.

TNF: studying, talking with frnds on phone, cinema, work and work out.

I wanted to work on it tomorrow as well (to make is shorter and better), but the plot was sort of leaked so here it is:

DM Sholay
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Gabbar(Svalcalegal) and Gabbar's goons used to wreck havoc on the village Ramgarh. The motto of Gabbar's gang was Vini, Vidi, Wrinci (I came, I saw and I wrote)
In addition to that, they used to watch Mujra of Terence - "Mehbooba o Mehboba".

Thakur (Mister K) was against them and wanted Gabbar dead. Once he traced Gabbar's location and password by following Sambha (Summer3) even though Sambha didnt know that he was being followed. Thakur then set off to get Gabbar, after editing his own password and removing his own traces.

However, Gabbar had laid a trap for him and Thakur was captured. Moreover, Gabbar wanted something from Thakur!

Gabbar:"Yeh 'that' mujhe de de Thakur"
Thakur: Naieeeeeee !!!!
Gabbar:"Yeh 'that' mujhe de de!!!"
Thakur: Naieeeeeee !!!!!

And Gabbar snatched Thakur's Keyboard and took away the key corresponding to the letter "T".
After that Thakur was no longer able to type "that" because letter T was missing from his keyboard...

Time passed by, Gabbar continued wrecking havoc on poor people of Ramgarh.



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Jai (Gengu) and Veeru (Debu) are in a jail.

A new Jailer arrives and decides to give a speech to the prisoners:

Jailer (Cuckoocutter): Is Jail main ab tak jo spamming, bad grammar use hota raha hai ab NAHIN chalega. 😛😆

Hum Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailer hain! Aaj kal ke jaileroon ki tarah nahin jo qaidiyon ko sudhaarne main lage rehte hain 😛😆
Arey jab hum nahin sudhere tu tum log kya sudhroge? 😛😆

Veeru:(with a snicker) Why u always laughing much much?

Jailer (Cuckoocutter): "SHUT UP!!... Hum jaante hain ki humari baatoon ko pasand nahin kiya jata,
isleye kuch hi dino main humara account badal diya jata hai."

"Lekin humari itni badliyon ke baad bhi hum nahin badley! 😛😆"

After that a Pigeon attacks the Jailer and he tumbles back to his office after shouting ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! (everyone was already in attention pose)


A few days pass by, Jai and Veeru fool the jailer using a stick as a fake revolver and break through the prison.
They receive an email from Thakur "Jai and Veeru, I need you help. Lum log us Kuley Gabbar ko pakad ke layo and main lumhe inaam dunga!! - Lhakur" (remember that the key "T" is missing from Thakur's keyboard.



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Jai (Gengu) and Veeru (Debu) go to Ramgarh : "we will not leave this dosti behind, we may leave but will not leave the Company..."

They meet Basanti (TNF) Tangewaali.
Basanti (TNF): tu seedhe se kahon na ki Thakur ke paas jana hai itna faltu kyon bolte ho tum? Xoxo

Jai and Veeru sit with Veeru along side with Basanti.

Basanti : Waise hum keh rahe the aapne tu abhi tak humara naam hi nahin pooncha. Xoxo
Jai: Xoxo tumhara naam kya hai Xoxo?
Veeru gives a death glare to Jai
Basanti : ummm.. Waise tu humara naam Xoxo hai lekin tum log mujhe Basanti bula sakte ho. Xoxo
Veeru: Hehe Bada hi pyaara naam hai 😉😃

They arrive at Thakur's place. Jai's eyes meet with Thakur's daughter in law (P1nk). P1nk's life was empti because her husband Empti went into coma after reading things in one of the "Gabbar gang came, saw and wrote" escapades.

Was it a start of something between Jai and Thakur's daughter in law? who knew?

Anyway they meet Thakur
Veeru: Thakur sahab mujhe bus yeh bata do ki Karan bhai kahan milega!
Thakur: Lum mujhe Gabbar laake do main lumhe Karan ka pala balaunga and inam bhi dunga!



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Before they deal with Gabbar, Veeru (Debu)is in love with Basanti (TNF).
He tries to convince Jai in the name of dosti and through crying. Jai agrees "kya ghadi ghadi drama karta rehta hai. Theek hai main jata hoon Maasi se baat karne"

Maasi: Waise yeh ladka karta kya hai? Kamata wamata hai ya nahin?
Jai(Gengu): Arey Maasi jaise hi Internet addiction chooti bus job waherah lag jayegi and white girls pe line marna bhi band kar dega.
Maasi: Internet addict or flirt hai tumhara dost!!
Jai: Arey maasi bechara Internet pe baitha rehta hai tu kya hua, Ab CID episodes and movies like "Harold and Kumar" download hone main time tu lagta hi hai na!
Maasi: tu kya movie piracy bhi karta hai? and woh bhi kaise kaise movies! hey ram!
Jai: Arey maasi movie wagerah dekhna tu uche khandan ke log karte hain. Tabhi tu he has "seen it all"!
Anyway, tu kya main rishta pucca samjhon?

Maasi vehemently disagrees and Veeru climbs the water tank. He warns everyone "Agar maine aaj jaan de di tu budhiya maasi going jail and I coming back as an MID. I trolling trolling and maasi chakki peesing peesing!"
After lot of convincing by people Maasi says
"theek hai tyaar hoon".
"Arey tum se kaun shaadi karega Budhiya"
"Arey theek hai basanti ka haath dene ko tayaar hoon"
Veeru comes down and they are happy for some time



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Gabbar(Svalecalgal) sends her 3 goons to attack the village. Jai and Veeru sent them back after giving a befitting reply. However, now the goons have to face Gabbar
who in turn has 3 bullets in some random slots out of 6.

(Kaliya script copied from a prev MOTW written by an unknown guy 😛)

Gabbar: kitne aadmi the?
Kaliya: Aadmi tu bus ek hi hai and woh main hoon 😉 Bus tumhare ek hi ishare ki der hai 😉

Gabbar puts the revolver on Kaliya's temple.

Kaliya: sss sardar...Man is too much...couldt count when I is come.

Gabbar: Su** ke bachcho. Khali haath aa gaye? kitne goli hain?
Kaliya: Bade Bade gun main ais choti choti goli hoti hai

Gabbar: ab tera kya hoga kaliya?
Kaliya: I ate salt..salts came from sea. sea is more and less is land.
but if you see the real.you buy salt. I eat
and you dont mind. sorry, nothing personal... just cool.

Click!

Out of sheer luck, this was the third time that it was an empty slot in Gabbar's revolver.

Gabbar was surprised, started giving speech on russian roulette and its probabilities, "The merits of such a meagre chance of such an improbabalistic event occuring confounds me ...."

After 30 minutes...

Then begins another speach on" Jo Darr gaya woh mar gaya" Almost everyone had slept during the speech on russion roulette. Kaliya and gang thought it to be a nice opportunity, while Gabbar was delivering the next speech and they escape...




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Gabbar(Svalecalgal) kidnaps Basanti(TNF) and ties Veeru(Debu) with a rope. (And yes Veeru already asked gabbar about the location of Karan bhai, but with no avail.)

Gabbar wants to see Basanti's dance, but Veeru shouts "Basanti in kutte ke saamne mat nachna!!! Gabbar main tera khoon pe jaunga"!!!

Gabbar: "bahut purana yarana lagta hai!"
"Basanti!!! jab tak tum nachogi tak tak yeh khoon peene waala mosquito and toddler jinda rahega!!!"
Basanti:(starts dancing) "Jab tak hai jaan main nachungiiii, Xoxo, Jab tak hai dum..."

However soon, Jai(Gengu) comes and rescues them, but is wounded when they are running from Gabbar. This makes Veeru very angry and he goes back to beat the s*** out of Gabbar.
He is about to kill Gabbar and before that he is about to ask Gabbar about the "T" key of Thakur's (Mister K) keyboard, but...

Sambha(Summer3) comes running as he had found out a secret!! He calls Veeru and tells him.

Sambha: "I found out who is Karan Bhai!!!. He is Basanti's Maasi in disguise, but now he is running away after the secret is out!!!"

Veeru leaves Gabbar and starts running in the direction pointed by Sambha. Jai who was wounded, also gets up and does the same. Maasi (Karan) is running away even if its difficult to run in saari. And many people Jai (Gengu), Veeru(Debu), Basanti, Thakur's daughter in law (P1nk) are running after Maasi (Karan).


Veeru (Debu) (trying to grab Maasi's saari): "yeh Saari mujhe de de Maasi !!! de de!!"



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Back there ACP RTH and Inspector Ajnu arrive and arrest Gabbar(Svalecalgal). However, Gabbar bribes them and offers them 1 year supply of chocolates and brownies. They call it a deal and tell Gabbar to run away and never come back.

Gabbar's havoc ended. Somewhere else, RTH and Ajnu daily wreck havoc on the chocolate supply.

Karan escaped successfully even if he couldnt save his saari being pulled off by Veeru (Debu)

However Thakur's (Mister K) search for 'that' is still on.. Thakur's keyboard never arrived. At some other place, a guy named "Lhakur" is annoyed because postman regularly brings him a new keyboard even when he didnt order it.

One day Thakur will come out of his village and he himself will go looking for 'that'!

Baz's task: Dedicate songs to all IF Regulers according to their personality.


Imagine the following members singing the corresponding songs. Also imagine them as the singer

- RTH as The police

(singing to Trolls) : Every breath you take, I am watching you.

(to Ajnu) "Though I've tried before to tell her
all the feelings I have for her in my heart
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve as I've done from the start

Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on"


- Karan as Berlin

Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

- Gengu as Eric clapton (when he comes out in his cowboy outfit)

I shot the Sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
I shot the Sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
Freedom came my way one day, and I started out of town
All of a sudden, I see sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down
So I shot, I shot him down

- Mahi as Madonna (singing to her kid)

Zephyr in the sky at night I wonder
Do my tears of mourning sink beneath the sun
She's got herself a universe gone quickly
For the call of thunder threatens everyone

And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel like I just got home
And I feel

Faster than the speeding light she's flying
Trying to remember where it all began
She's got herself a little piece of heaven
Waiting for the time when Earth shall be as one

- Ajnu as Metallica (singing to RTH)

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

I never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters

- Mister K as Pink floyd

What shall we use to fill the empty
Spaces where we used to talk
How shall I fill the final places
How shall I complete the wall

- TNF as Rihanna (to anyone trying to stop the music in DM)

please dont stop the music
Please don't stop the music
please dont stop the music

Do you know what just started?
I just came here to party

- Svalecalgal as Rihanna (responding to Mister K's SOS)

S.O.S
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
And I'm aggressive when just one thought ain't close enough

- Baz as Bryan Adams (singing for Asma)

Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

- Summer3 as Eagles

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here


- Debu as Nirvana (getting ready to fight the trolls) singing "Smells like teen spirit"

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?

- Middy as Avril Lavigne (singing to Shahid )

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend


- Angie.4u as No doubt (after loosing frnds due to one thread)

You and me
We used to be together
Everyday together always
I really feel
That I'm losing my best friend
I can't believe
This could be the end
It looks as though you're letting go
And if it's real
Well I don't want to know

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me cause it hurts

- Gengu singing as Marilyn Manson

"Saint"

Don't care if your world is ending today
Because I wasn't invited to it anyway
You said I tasted famous, so I drew you a heart
But now I'm not an artist I'm a f***ing work of art
I've got an F and a C and I got a K too
And the only thing that's missing is a b**** like you

You wanted perfect
You got your perfect
But now I'm too perfect for someone like you

What's my name, what's my name?
Hold the S because I am an AINT


- P1nk singing as Avril Lavigne (to Empti) "I dont have to try"

I'm the one, I'm the one who knows the dance
I'm the one, I'm the one who's got the prance
I'm the one, I'm the one who wears the pants
I wear the pants
I'm the one who tells you what to do
You're the one, you're the one if I let you
I'm the one, I'm the one who wears the pants
I wear the pants

Hey you, follow me I'll take the lead
Can't you see
Don't you question me
You just do what I say


- Gauri as Doors (telling us that this is the end of MOTW and hers will be next)

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

@Baz

DM members and Drinks:


Red Kola Roman, Count (Dra) cola : POH

Prince of Wales : Baz

K-fee, Whisky : Mister K

Sangria, Tequila, Tequila sunrise, Malibu : RTH

Cloud 9, Flaming Volcano, : Ajnu

Coca-Cola : TNF (bubbles)

Corpse Reviver, shark, Barritt's Ginger Beer : Gengu

Tom and Jerry, X-ray energy drink : Debu

Midnight sun : Middy

Orangina : Mahi

Pepsi: Angie.4u

Sprite: My_view

Kobra : Solidsnake

Mangola Slice, Maaza: Gauri and SJB

7 up : Cloddy

Kristal : krystal

champagne : Dream

Wine : Believe

Gin : Crazy_sunny

Pink Lady: P1nk

Blue Lagoon, Blue Hawaii : Karan

Pina colada : Emptiness

Tequila Sunset : Summer3