Physics sucks! - Page 4

Tahniat is an aspiring pilot and she was excited because she'll be attending her very first flying lesson. But as usual, she woke up late. Being the lazyass she is, she took her time getting ready. Haven't you heard, being fashionably late is the new awesome.

"Private with a Pilot" Nia read out loud and double-checked her mobile to make sure that she reached the correct address.

"Nia, it's now or never. Calm down. Nothing will happen to you. No one is going to eat you alive. It's not like you are flying to your death. Okay. Bad thoughts. Flying, and death can never be in the same sentence," she assured herself while taking deep breaths.

She walked to the runway bravely and stopped before her plane. She couldn't see her instructor's face as his back was facing her. She knocked once and then entered the plane when she saw him nodding his head. She sat down on one of the aisle seat and then she just got the most pleasant shock of her.

She couldn't believe what we she was seeing. Her eyes were bulging out and her mouth hung open in surprise. She pinched herself hard to make sure that this wasn't a dream.

It wasn't!

"Hello Miss Tahniat. I am your trainer for today, Nick Bateman. Call me Nick," the gorgeous trainer said extending his hand for a shake.

Nia's jaws were touching the floor at the sight of him.

What the fudging bajezes? she thought.

"Wait. So, YOU. Are my Pilot?" She said stressing on each word.

" No!! I am an underwear model. Of course I am a pilot. Would you like you see some ID?" He replied, slightly (majorly) irritated.

Nia blushed, and agreed to start their day.

" So we begin with our lessons for the day. First, I'll give you a tour of the airplane for a better understanding." said Nick, as he guided a smiling and an excited Nia.

After carefully explaining all the parts to Nia, who was just interested in staring at Nick, he led her to the cockpit.

"This is the command center of the plane, cockpit." Nick explained.

Nia wondered, "Are you anything like your plane? You know; long, hard, and durable?"

" Sorry, what?"

I am sure you are durable, and long-lasting like your plane. Hmmm, I wonder if you are controlled by your cockpit. I would to enter that territory, one day, Nia blushed.

Shrugging her weird behavior aside, Nick continued, "Before we ride this jet, I will show you how to control your greatest fear."

" Okay, so this was our first lesson for the day. Our second lesson is more application-based as we practice to survive in low pressure rooms. So we will go inside the room on the left of the entrance to experience the low pressure. We will lock ourselves in there for 30 minutes." said Nick, while Nia's heart skipped several beats.

"Are we going to have sex?" Nia questioned, ignoring the filter in her brain.

"We, WHAT!?!" He exclaimed, his face red.

"Sex, you know. When two people who like each other come very close and..."

Nick interrupted Nia, "Yeah, I know what sex it. Been there. Done that. But why would we have sex?"

" Ermmm, you said lock ourselves for 30 minutes. What are we going to do, for the love of freezing monkeys, hit flies?!?" she exclaimed sarcastically.

"I will teach how to control your fear in 30 minutes" he explained. Again.

"By sex?!" she questioned, hopeful.

"NO!" he exclaimed, shocked by this woman's guts.

"Fine!! Let's go Mr.I-am-an-abla-nari," she whined, pulling a stumped Nick into the room. Nick recovered and locked the room. He turned around to see Nia, in fetal position muttering assurances to herself. He walked and sat beside her.

"Hey, it's okay!! I am here. Stop thinking about his room. Close your eyes and think of something more exciting. Something that gives you a rush or hum a song," He suggested.

Nia closed her eyes and images of a naked Nick flashed in her mind. Her eyes flew open and a blush bloomed.

"Hum tum ik kamre main band ho aur chabhi ko jaye," Nia started singing out loud whilst eyeing his expressions carefully.

"Do you always think about this WOMAN?" he asked, tired.

In response, she started singing even more loudly. He smiled at her antics and pulled her closer to him and took her lips into a sweet kiss.

"Hmm, next time you don't stop talking, you know what will happen. I am going to like shutting you up, baby," He whispered huskily in her eyes sending chills down her back and walked out of the room whistling, leaving her gaping at him.

Minutes later, Nick and Nia advanced towards the plane. Finally, the time had arrived for Nia to take off.

"I will show you how to start the plane. Put your hand here on the control, " Nick placed his hand on Nia's to position it. She stiffened, blushing strawberry red. The kiss was still flashing in front of her eyes.

"Yeah, that's how you start it and now take off" He starts guiding her hands to each control, sending her into eternal bliss.

Yeh flight toh pakka doobne wali hai, Nia thought, banishing the thought on her in jail.

Dude, concentrate. Or the Smexy guy will die with you. Then, iski or teri ramleela ka ram nam satya, she shuddered and concentrated on her task. The rest of her flight was filled with exchanging sneaking glances, blushes and flirty-winks.

Together, they rode off to the sunset.

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear Tahniat

Happy Birthday to you

From good friends and true,

From old friends and new,

May the goodluck go with you,

And happiness to you.

Nia sprang from her bed, and the sunset dream. She looked around to see her friends - Annie, Krishna, Yagya and Mally - standing at the foot of her bed with a cake.

HOLY FUDGING SHIT, That was a dream, She thought, a little shocked and disappointed.

After a quick thanks and a group hug, the crew headed downstairs to party.

With a whimsical grin, Nia stared at the book she was reading the night before, Ugly love.!

One day, she thought, Nick Bateman will be mine. And together we will ride off the the sunset. One day...