Satam Sir's BDay - WAS Contest

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SAGNIKA

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Posted: 12 years ago

So, waiting to see the entertaining entries for the WAS contest?? Its true that the number of entries are very less this time, compared to the usual response that we receive in this category,. Whatever it is, we are thankful to the ones who took out time and participated. I wish all of them their very best for the contest.

Now, coming to the voting procedure. There are a few points to remember :

1. You have to PM me your votes. Votes are NOT to be posted here.

2. You will have to VOTE FOR ONLY 2 ENTRIES.

3. Voting Format : My Votes - Entry 1, Entry 2

4. Last day of VOTING : 20th April, 11:59 p.m.

PM me the votes with the subject : "WAS Contest Votes"

So, without wasting anymore time, lets have a look at the entries !!!

...ALL THE BEST TO ALL OF YOU...

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SAGNIKA

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Posted: 12 years ago

ENTRY 1

DUO entered in a Store for Some Shopping, The Shop Keeper exchanged a news to DUO which shocked both of them…

Abhijit: ain… kya bol rhy ho?

S.K: Sir sach mein.

Abhijit: Dimagh theek hay na, pata hay kya bol rhy ho?

S.K: ji Sir.

Daaya: janty ho na kis ky baary mein baat kr rhy ho?

S.K: ji Sir.

DUO moved out from the shop with some weird feeling.

Abhijit tells that news to ACP, who comes in Shock and then in Anger.

ACP: Abhijit, Abhijit mujhy Tum sy ye Umeed Nhai thi

Abhijit:magar Sir.

ACP: kya samjh kay nahi aakhir kya samjh kr tum nay ye sub kaha.

Abhijit: Sir.

Salunkhy signaled Abhijit to keep quiet after seeing ACP mood.

Next day, ACP grabbed Salunkhy and tells Him in Anger.

ACP: dekh Salunkhy, main achi tarah samjh raha hun, tu he hay in sub ky peachy.

Salunkhy: arry maan ka maan, salunkhy Badnaam.

ACP: tou kya Abhijit apnay man say bol raha hy, yaqeenun Tum hee ho sub fasad ki jar, main buht buri tarah peesh aaon ga, haan.

Salunkhy: aur hanso, khush ho, mujhy dant kr tou tumhari battessi bahar he hoti hy.

ACP: kya salunkhy Tu bhi, (to DUO) darasal main Surprise denay wala tha kay main Hair Trasplant karwany ka soch raha hun, ab Abhijit achanak he ye Khabr lay aaya kay main ny Ek ooni Topi khareedi hy.

Salunkhy: aur ilzaam aaya kis pr, Salunkhy pr, haan bhae, salunkhy tou Bali ka Bakra hy na.

ACP: hahaha, nahi Salunkhy Mery Hair Transplant karwany ki Inpiration hy, aakhir Aik Dost ko dekh kr he Dusra Dost Rung pakarta hy na.

All started Laughing lodly and cherish the moment…

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SAGNIKA

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Posted: 12 years ago

ENTRY 2

The Anecdote of the Dangerous box

Daya : Abhijeet , yahin woh jagaah hai na...jo special cakes banaate hain?

Abhijeet: Haan yaar, kitne baar poochte ho? Main toh har shanivar yahan pe

aata hoon. Woh usko cakes bohot pasand hai yaar...😳

Daya: Kaun?😲

Abhijeet : Baad me yaar, kaam ki baat pehle😛

(At sweet shop)

Abhijeet : Woh bomb waali cake ready hai na bholu?

Bholu : Ji saab, abhi lata hoon...Dekhiye , ye laal wire kaatne pe confetti nikalte hain... par aapko kisi ko daraana hai saab...?

Abhijeet : ( irritated) Apne kaam karo bholu...daraane ke liye hum aatankvaadi

hai kya?😉

Abhijeet : Sir aapse ek urgent baat karni thi...

ACP: Haan bolo abhijeet , hua kya hai...

Abhijeet : Woh sir main...Salunkhe sab ke saamne ... aap mere saath chaliye sir.Woh mujhe aur daya ko kuch bataana hai aapse, aap mere sath chalenge toh main aapko ek saazish ke baare main bataonga... Shaayad aapke jaan ko... (Casts a sideward glance at salunkhe) Yahaan zyaada batayi nahi ja sakthi sir.(ACP leaves with Abhijeet , Dr. Salunkhe shakes his head in disbelief...Something that he can't be told after 10 years of service? )

ACP: Dekh salunkhe , yeh tum keh kya rahe ho? Kaam ki koi baat tumhe nahi baatayi aur tu kaam chodne ki baat kar rahe ho?😲

Salunkhe: Aaj take k bhi baat nahi aayi thi jo mujhse chupaayi gayi... ab aaj mujpe hi shakh karte hain?

Abhijeet : Shaq toh aap kar rahe hai Doctor saab... Aap ko shaaayad ye nahi maloom ki baat kya hai... aapke lab ke drawer se ek box mili hai jispe DANGER likha hua tha...ye dekhiye... (shows a brown box)

Daya... Kholo abhijeet dekhte kya hai isme...

Salunkhe... Ye toh bomb hai...Jaldi jaake bomb squad ko bulao😲

Daya: yeh kya boss hume ulti lag rahi hai...

Abhijeet ... Main sambhalte hoon.. isliye maine kaha ki plan mein ise shaamil na karenge.

Nahi sir nahi... Hum hi kaat lete hai... koi timer toh dikh nahi raha.. Sir aap kat lijiye...

ACP: Main hi kyu... Chalo pela wire kaatthe hai.. mera favourite colour hai...

Abhijeet: Nahi sir nahi... Woh box pe danger likha tha. Red toh danger ka symbol hai... use kaat dijiye...

ACP: teekh hai... ( He cuts the red wire and confetti bursts...Abhijeet and Daya start singing Happy B'day song..)🥳

ACP : accha , toh yeh aapke plan tha... Par bichaare Salunkhe ki gumrah karne ki zaroorat hi kya thi?

Salunkhe: Yeh log toh bohot khatarnak ho rahe hai boss... aaj bomb waala cake laaye... kal kahi sachchi wali bomb laye toh?

Daya: Sir ...yeh aap kya keh rahe hain.. Pehle hum aapse maafi chahte hain...Agar aapko lab me rahne det toh aap ACP saab ko immediately information de dete ki hum kuch la rahe bina bataaye..Isliya aapko lab ke baahar aane tak intezaar karna pada hume...

Salunkhe... Is baar maaf.. Par agle bar mujhe bhi shaamil karna...😃

Abhijeet.. Dekhte hain Sir ,agar Taarika ji nahi hai toh soch lenge😛... EVERYONE LAUGHS🤣

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SAGNIKA

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ENTRY 3

Acp- Salunkhe. Hum cchutti manaane ke liye jaa nahi sakta. Bahut kaam hai.

Salunkhe- Arre Boss! Deen raat hum kaam karte aaye hum. Bas do deen ki baat hai. Mera party mera dost ka famrhouse mein hai! Mahabaleshwar.

Acp- Party? Kis khushi mein?

Salunke-Hai kuch. Surprise.

Daya- Surprise? Kaisa surprise Dr. Salunkhe?

Salunkhe- Hai kuch boss!

Abhijeet- Toh kya karein sir? (To Acp)

Acp- (After thinking) Theek hain, bas do deen ki cchutti. Uske baad...

Salunkhe- Yeh hui na baat! Pradyuman, hum waapus aake phir se kaam toh shuru karunga! Yeh kaunsi bade hai ki hum kaam nahi karunga!

Acp- Theek hai. Toh chalo! Dekhte hai! Kaisa surprise!

At Mahabaleshwar, the Duo enter a cake shop.

To the shopkeeper-

Abhijeet- Bhaisaab, ek Chocolate cake milega?

Daya- Birthday manaane ke liye. Upar mein likhna hai ''Happy Birthday Acp Sir''

Shopkeeper- Jee saab. Chaalish minute lage ga!

Daya- Theek hain hum intezaar karunga!

While waiting,

Abhijeet- Toh yeh tha Salunkhe saab ka surprise.

Daya- Haan. Aur hum laash ki jagah mein hum unke liye cake ley jaa raha hoon!

Abhijeet- Haan yaar. Dost ke birthday mein cake bhool gaye hain! Aur ab humme phasa rahe hain unki plan mein!

They laugh.

Shopkeeper- Saab, aur chaalish minute lagega!

Abhijeet- Lo! Dekho bhaisaab! Jitna time lagega lagao. Bas jaldi karo! (To Daya) Nahin toh uss Doctor hummein aur task dega... Ab hum CID officer nahin balki cake messenger ban gaye! (They laugh)

Acp- Arre! Yeh sab!?

Salunkhe- Dekha boss? Ab aaya mere dost ke chehre mein smile!

Acp- Salunkhe, yeh sab kya zaroori tha?

Salunkhe- Arre boss, phir shuru kiya?

Acp- Yaar, yeh sab...

Salunkhe- No! Ab kaam ki shabd bhi mat bolo!

Acp smiled

Salunkhe- Chalo boss. Cake cut karte hai.

As Acp began cutting the cake, everyone sang ''Happy Birthday ACP Sir!''

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