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JP22

@JP22

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#41

kidnapers place

s: are yaar jara khelke to dekho kitana majja aata hein..yaha aise baithake kuch na kara ne se achha antakshari khelo

k: chalo hum kar bhi kya sakate hein...bolo kis akshar se gaana bolnana hein?

s: La

k: ladaki hei kya...re wawa( with others kidnapersa also singing)..are esaki ada re vaha..

s: are yaar..ladaki hein kya nahi...gana aise shuru hota hein..ye ladaki hein kya...re waha waha..

one k : sorry...la se gaana yaad nahi aa raha hein..

s: but thank you for complement...meri etani tafai kar rahein ho esaliye...

k: ha..tumhare jaise kaoi nahi hein es duniya mein

s: wo to hein..mein apni khud ki tarf apanae muh se kaise karu?

(kidnapers trying to sing right songs ..leking har baar gala song gaat hein)

s: etane apane aap ko bhai samjhate ho...lekin antkshari bhi khelne nahi aati hein tum logo ko.

k: meri ma chup ho jao...hum manate hein ki hum haar gaye...tumhari jaisi hoshiyar es duniya mein koi nahi hein

s: muze ma bahut bhuk lagai hein

k: ye hum kya tere naukar hein kli tumako khana lake denge.

s: ok..(start singing loudly)

k: ( getting irritating..) are ma band karalo apana ye gana ...kya chiye bolo tumhe

s: ab kaise laine pe aagaye tum..muze biryani,fride rice,,...(long list)..saath mein ice cream..aur coke bhi chiye

k: tum adami ho ki rakshas ho..etana khati ho...hum bhi etana nahi khate..

s: ha mineral watr lana mat bhulana...kyo aaj kal bahar ke pani se infection hota hein esaliye

k: ha meri amma...aapaka hukum sarakhopar.

Edited by jiya1 - 15 years ago

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SAGNIKA

@Shagnika

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#42

S(thinking) : do ko to bhej diya. ab bacha hai ek..iska kya karoon???😕

S: achha tumhe dum sharaaz khelna aata hai?

K1: Kya?? Dekh meri maa. dimaag ka halwa mat bana.Chup chaap baith.

S:arre, yeh to ACP sir ki dialogue hai...khair, bolo na tumhe dumb sharaaz nahi aata hai kya?

K1: aata hai.Main utna bara bhi ullu nahin hoon.

S: tab to badiya hai.chalo hum dono khelte hain..err..lekin mere haath bandhe hue hain.main kaise khelun?

K1: khelna jaroori hai kya? tu chup baith nahi sakti?

S: Nahii. Main chup nahi reh sakti.isilie to din raat IF mein sabse baatein karti rehti hoon.

K1: hey bhagwaan mujhe uthale.

S:arre, yeh to firse ACP sir ka dialogue bola. Tum kya ACP sir ke fan ho? waise mujhe bhi woh pasand hain...bahut sweet hain.bas kabhi kabhi kuch jyada naraaj ho jaate hain.woh abhi-daya se bhi....

K1(interrupting): achha chu reh.hum dumb sharaaz hi khelte hain.tab to at least tu kam bolegi.

he unties her hands.

they start playing...after sometime.

S: Mujhe bahut pyaas lagi hai.paani dona?

K1: Paani to laane gaye hain.aur tu to sirf mineral water hi peeti haina.

S: haan woh to hai...lekin bahut pyaas lagi hai.jo bhi hai jaldi lao.

K1: achha ruk( he is very happy cos he will get chhutkara for sometime)

Locks the room and leaves.But fortunately he leaves his cell phone behind.Shagnika notices it and dials ACP's number(recieved while she was searching for it during SIG CAMPAIGN)...

ACP sees an unknown no. recieves it...: Hello, ACP PRADYUAN HERE.

S(whispering): Hello...

(continue)

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Bhinder

@bhinder.thind

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#43

shagnika:- hello Acp sir..
Acp:- haan bol raha hoo..
Shagnika:- bhinder vaha hain kya??
Acp:- haa hain lekin kyo?
Shagnika:- app usse phone dejiye na please ajj uska b'day hain mujhe wish krni hain..

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JP22

@JP22

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#44

tabhi darwaje kar kuch awaj aata hein

s: lagata hein koi aaya hein...phone larake number delete karati hein...mobile rakha dete hein...

k1: ye lo tumhara special mineral water..

(tab..phone bajata hein..k1 phone leta hein)

phone pe acp: hello..kaun bol raha hein...mein ACP pradyaman CID se...aap kaun bol rahe hein

k1: (angry,cuts the phone) ..ye shangghika acp ko call kiya..etani der se tumhare sade huve gaane sune tumhare nakahare uthaye

s: to kya muze shauk nahi tha...ye le ab...(use kick marati hein..k1 bahosh hoskar niche girata hein anur shanghika vahase bhaga bhagati..aur kamare ke bahar aakar dwekhati hein aur bhi char pacha log vaha hein)

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JP22

@JP22

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#45

main thoda TV dekhne chali gayi thi... aake dekha to main kidnappers ke saath antakshari khel rahi hoon!!!😆😆 thanx for writing my parts! 😃 i will try to continue the story.... after soem time!!!

you are wlcome sweety..are yaar tum abhi sir ki fan I mean cheli ho to unke jaishi hogi..breave and cool

shaghika r u there or left?

Edited by jiya1 - 15 years ago

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JP22

@JP22

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#46

s: are yaar kya karu??..yaha aur bhi 5-6 kabutar hein?? don't worry ( fir wo usi kamare mien jati hein aur kidnaper ka jacket nikalati hein..(sorry reha gaya...vo kinapers pane muh pe eka kapada dale the)..us behosh ka kidnaper ka kapada bhi pehen leti hein..kamareka darwaza band karati hein taala lagake aur fir kamare ke bahar aati heim.)

k3: kya..vo ladaki chup hogai na?

k1( ja shanghika hein..ladake ki aawaz mein): ha ho gai..saali bahut paka rahai thi..lekin ab chup ho gai..lagat hein usako bhuk lagai thi..ab chup hein..

k3: are yaar..usaka gana sunkar mere to kaan phat gaye.

k1:tum to bahar the 3 ghante se mein usake saath hun..mera kya haal hein...tu yaha ruko aur uspar najar rakaho..me jara bahar ja raha hun...vo mere aane tak kamara mat kholo..bahut hushiyaar hein bhaga jayegi.

k3: tum fikr mat karao..mein hoon na/

k1( shaghika ) waha se chali jaati hien.

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Bhinder

@bhinder.thind

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#47

Acp:- kyo bhinder bade chupe rustam nikle beta...
Bhinder:- maine kya kiya hain sir...
Acp:- mujhe abhi unknown number se call ayi hain ke aj tumara b'day hain
Bhinder:-woh woh sir
Acp:- freddy vapas aa jao..aj party bhinder dega...ice cream aur khana yeh khavayega...
Bhinder (thinking --bhukhar 😭 )
everyone ---happy b'day to you --happy birthday to you..hathi ...........bho bho 😛

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SAGNIKA

@Shagnika

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#48

Bhinder(thinking): Lekin unknown number se phone aaya? maine to kisiko nahi bataya ki mera bday hai.woh bhi India mein to kisiko nahi maloom.. to fir??😕

Suddenly jumping in shock

Bhinder : Sir, phone kisne kiya tha? maine to siwaaye Shagnika ke kisiko nahi batay ki mera bday hai aaj??? Kahiinn...

Abhi: MY GOD...iska matlab yeh Sagnika ka hi phone tha.usne kisi bhi tarak shayad ph kiya.

Freddy : maan gaye sir.Bahut achhi ladki hai..itni musibat mein hai leking fir bhi apne frnd ko bday wish karna nahi bhooli.

Daya: Haan wo to hai..Sir humein phone trace karna chihye.shayad hum kidnappers tak pahuch sakte hain.

ACP: Hmm..thik hai.Vivek, yeh phone number lo aur pata karo ki yeh kahaan pe hai abhi...Hum yahaan B.P.Singh sir ka wait karte hain.Na jaane kab ayenge..

Abhi: Sir, Singh sir late aa rahe hain ..mujhe yakeen nahi hota.Woh to hamesha puctual rehte hain

Daya:Actually unka aaj Gutr Gu ke sets pe meeting hai.isilie shayad late ho rahe hain.

ABhi : tot um yahaan kya kar rahe ho? tumhe wahaan hona chahiye na?

Daya: Kya karunga wahan jaake? mujhe tow wahan ek joker banakar rakha hai.main bas part time job karta hoon wahaan.abhi sagnika ko dhoondna hai..woh jyaada jaroori hai..

Abhi: haan woh to hai.na jaan ekis haal mein hogi bechari..

(continue)

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sunny

@sunnyp1414

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#49

ACP tells something to Vivek
suddenly Vivek shouts: ye kaise sir ye dekiye.

ACP: kya hua.
Vivek: Sir Sagnika ki profile 1 minute pehle active thi.
daya: ye kaise ho sakta hai vo to kidnapped hai.
abhijeet: yehi to ek surag tha jisse se hume pata chal jata vo exactly kis samay kidnap hui.

tasha: kissi ne uski profile active karke sab surag khatam kar diye.

ACP; inmein se hi koi hai. Mujhe to is sunny pe shaq hai. kab se dekh raha hon mobile ke saath kuch kar raha hai.

Abhijeet: sir vo to bor ho raha tha to maine isse keh diya ki khel le. Sir cricket khel raha tha. maine dekha hai.

ACP; phek raha hai. ye. sunny bata to kaun jeeta.

sunny: sir aus vs India ka match tha. Aap ne ek dam se mujhe dara diya aur main har gaya.

Edited by sunnyp1414 - 15 years ago

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Bhavanab

@Bhavanab

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#50

ACP-Didobhav khaan hai kaafi der se chup chap hai ??

Abhi-Sir aap phirse uspe shaq mat karne lagiye

ACP-Tum toh bolo hi mat Abhijeet yahaan pe Tumhaari deewani kidnap hui hai aur mujhe lagta hai tumhari dusri deewani ne hi kidnap kiya hai

Bhinder-Sir woh chodiye par bataiye toh sahi ki Didobhav hai kahaan ??

Freddy-Sir woh woh...

Daya-Woh woh kya Freddy

Freddy-Sir usne kaha ki use kuch kaam hai aur thodi ke liye baahar gayi

ACP-tumne use jaane diya ??

Freddy-Sir usne mujhse bade pyaar se kaha ki usko mere jokes pasand aathe hai

ACP-OH My God !!! is Freddy ne toh gadbad kar di

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