:) Laughter. KUCH TOH GAD BAD HAI. ABHIJEET, DAYA! - Page 2

come buddies... get out of depression and cheer up.... lets contribute... and laugh!! 😊

Originally posted by: drilabh

come buddies... get out of depression and cheer up.... lets contribute... and laugh!! 😊

hummm thats the only way to overcome now --- i contribute some i have posted my this post in other thread but seeing that this one is better suited thread so copying here 😛

ACP:- firework ne dimaag ka Dahi bana diya...ab ton dialogue bolne ke liye bhi wait krni padhti hain..ke mera number kabh ayega?

Daya:- haan sir bolne ko bhi kuch jyada pehle jaise nahi milta...

Abhijeet:- khuskismat hoo ..app log kam bolte hoo lekin bolte ton kuch dhang ka ho..mujhe ton inn logo ne angry young man se devdas bana diya hain...

vivek:- ab ton sir bureau, bureau kam aur rang manch jyada lagti hain....aur hum sab natak toli...

ACP:- main ton yehi confusion ho jata hoo ke kisko kaunsa kam do..yaha pehle 1 addmi jo kaam krta tha vaha pe ab 2-2 officers ko bhejna padhta hain..

Abhijeet:- sir maine ton udhti udhti khabar suni hain ke log kehne lage hain department ne c.i.d officers ko security di han 3 security guard bhejkar...2 hamare sath aur ek tarika jii ke liye..

Daya:- abhijeet tarika jii beech main kaise agayi..

Abhijeet:- kya karo bhai ab jo apna tha ( agression ) vohi apna nahi raha ton tarika jii ko ton na jane do...main ton soch raha hoo shaadi krke ghar basa leta ho..waise bhi yeh firework vale mujhe officer kam aur joker jyada banane main lage hoye hain..

Freddy:- sir pehle main aur ab app...? acp aur daya sir ka number bhi aane he vala hain

ACP:- freddy apni choonj band rkho..

Tasha:- sir main kujh bolo...

ACP:- haan haan kyo nahi...episode main ton kujh milta nahi hain bolne ko ...abh ton bolo..

Tasha:- sir enough is enough..pehle ton hamara compitition ap trio se tha ke kab mujhe freddy aur vivek ko kuch importance milegi ab ton background work main he haamre 2 aur dushman bhej diye hain... mujhe ton lagta hain main background main kam krte karte he budhi ho jaogi..

freddy:- chup kr tuumhe apni fikar padhi hain yaha pe meri retirement main thore he saal padhe hain...kya paya hain maine c.i.d main ..bas 1 joker hone ka khitab....? jab maine ACP se apni promotion ki baat ki inhone 2 aur officers sir pe laa dale..

ACP:- freddy ab main kya karo? yeh sabh firework se pucho...ab privacy name ki koyi cheez he nahi hain bureau main din raat mela laga rehta hain...

Abhijeet:- haan sir..jab kabhi sare officers khana khane jate hain kisi choti hotel ki poori ki poori seats book krni padhti hain...kya zamana agaya hain...

Daya;- aur ton chodho mujhe to apni last slap bhi danger zone main lag rahi hain....pehle itna ton hota tha thapar ton main he lagaoga lekin ab voh bhiii.....

ACP:- chlo chodo ab..vivek maine jo case ki file lane ko kaha tha....le aye voh?

Vivek:- kaha ka case aur kaunsi file...4 saal se yehi kaam kar raha ho ab aur nahi jisko jo chahiye apne app le lo...main jaa raha ho tasha ke sath ice cream khane..

Tasha:- vivek vanilla...:P

Vivek :- areey sweety tum chlo ton sahi...poori dukaan khareed doonga...

Tasha ( thinking ):- hawa main fenk raha hain...poore 60 min ke episode main 4 line milti nahi bolne ko aur dukaan khareedega..

vivek:- kya soch rahi ho..chlo bhi ab..

Abhijeet:- kya par jaa rahe ho ice cream khane vivek?

Vivek:- kyo sir?

Abhijeet:- vo vo vo maine tarika jii se promise kiya hain na unhe aj vanilla ice cream khalane ka so soch raha tha dono couple sath main chl jate hain..

Vivek:- good idea sir..discount bhi mil jayega...

TARIKA ENTERS----

Abhijeet:- areey areey tarika jii app.

Tarika;- haan abhijeet..voh salunke sir aur saloni dii gye hain movie dekhene so main bore ho rahi thi..so agayi

ACP:- jo humne lassh bheji thi uska postmartam hogya??

Tarika:- kya keh rahe ho sir yeh kaam ton salunkee sir ka hain..mujhe ton lash dekhkar vomiting aa jati hain...main ton bas unke notes chori krke padhne valo main se he ho..

Abhijeet:- waah tarika jii yeh bhi talent hota hain....

Vivek:- mujhe lagta hain ab hum logo ko chlna chahiye..

Tarika:- haan chlo chlte hain abhijeet vanilla ice cream yaad hain na??

Abhijeet:- haan haan tarika ji ap chlo ton sahi...

4 of them left----

freddy;- sir main bhi jaa raha ho...

Daya:- freddy ab tum kaha jaa rahe ho..betjo yaha pe cards ki 2-4 games ho jaye...

Freddy:- nahi sir asal main yaha pe abhijeet-tarika, vivek-tasha ice cream khane gye hain vo dukaan maine ab lease pe li hain...yaha pe ton kuch kaam milta nahi socha c.i.d ko ab part time bana lo aur ice cream ka buisness full time kr deta hoo aur koi ton na sahi hamare c.i.d couple ton ayege he na..opening ka time hogya hain 2pm main chlta hoo ..meri beewi vaha pe mera intzaar kar rahi hogi...bye sir have fun...

Acp:-huhh have fun.... areey Daya voh kajol-sachin kaha hain ..ek case ki investigation ke liye bheja tha dono ko abhi tak aye hain..?

Daya:- sir voh sachin ka message ayea tha ke voh dono date pe jaa rahe hain..investigation ton hoti rehagi...

Acp:-kya zamana agaya hain...c.i.d bureau marriage bureau main badal gyi hain.. .. ab hum dono yaha pe kya kare???

Daya:- sir firework se request krte hain ke 2 lady officers aur bhej de...yeh ton nainsafi hain bilkul hamare sath....13 saal ki mehnat ka yeh nateeja mila hain humein...sachin ko aye 2 din nahi hoye aur ???

ACP:- chodho Daya...chlo beer peete hain 2-4...fer soo jate hain sare gham bulakar...

Daya:- sir BP Singh ko bhi bula lete hain yehi pe...mehfil jamegi...

ACP:- nahi Daya uska meesage ayea tha ke voh bahut tension main hain..kuch galt kr betha hain aur ab pachta raha hain..

Daya:- kya galt kiya sir??

Acp:- bata raha tha ke india-forums ke c.i.d fans ke usse 1 letter with signature campaign bheja hain..bas itna he batayea fer mere phone ki battery khatam hogyi thi...

Daya:- chlo chodho na sir..uske sath yehi hona chahiye...hum sabh dedicated officers ko majnu bana kar rakh diya hain....

ACP:- hmmm chlo dekhte hain..ab ton beer nikalo freeze se 2-4 markar mood banate hain.....



( NO OFFENCE GUYS---i hope firework will wake up before all this happen )

oh god bhinder its too good man especially freddy icecream shop part i'm still laughing 🤣 🤣 🤣

😛thanks didobhav..i wrote this in 10 minutes.😊 feeling gud that kisi ke chehre pe ton smile ayi......mera likha padhkar....thats the best prize...we need a lot of laughing stuff so that we could forget all ..whats going in c.i.d these days....so that could overcome the depression we are facing...laughter is the best therapy for that 😛

@bhinder, so u finally made everyone laugh haan?!!!!😉 U managed to do what u wanted... isnt it? Well, hope u understand what i am talking abt !😉😆

Originally posted by: Shagnika

@bhinder, so u finally made everyone laugh haan?!!!!😉U managed to do what u wanted... isnt it? Well, hope u understand what i am talking abt !😉😆

yooooo i clearly understood what you are talking about dear... u knw the truth so susshhhh.... 😛 ...

Originally posted by: bhinder.kamboj

Daya:- sir firework se request krte hain ke 2 lady officers aur bhej de...yeh ton nainsafi hain bilkul hamare sath....13 saal ki mehnat ka yeh nateeja mila hain humein...sachin ko aye 2 din nahi hoye aur ???

ACP:- chodho Daya...chlo beer peete hain 2-4...fer soo jate hain sare gham bulakar...

Daya:- sir BP Singh ko bhi bula lete hain yehi pe...mehfil jamegi...

ACP:- nahi Daya uska meesage ayea tha ke voh bahut tension main hain..kuch galt kr betha hain aur ab pachta raha hain..

Daya:- kya galt kiya sir??

Acp:- bata raha tha ke india-forums ke c.i.d fans ke usse 1 letter with signature campaign bheja hain..bas itna he batayea fer mere phone ki battery khatam hogyi thi...

Daya:- chlo chodho na sir..uske sath yehi hona chahiye...hum sabh dedicated officers ko majnu bana kar rakh diya hain....

ACP:- hmmm chlo dekhte hain..ab ton beer nikalo freeze se 2-4 markar mood banate hain.....



( NO OFFENCE GUYS---i hope firework will wake up before all this happen )

Originally posted by: visrom

Abhijeet :Main nahin aaonga sir beer peene...

ACP : Kyon Abhijeet? Tumne toh us 'dangerous lady' episode mein aaram se whisky pee lee....ab kya hua?

Abhijeet : Nahin sir....meri ek fan - Visrom hai...use woh scene bilkul pasand nahin aaya. Usne toh youtube mein bhi woh scene post kiya hai. Pichle hafte mujhe flirt karte dekhkar bohot naaraz thi.

Ab Luna Lovegood ka post padhkar uska gussa thoda thanda ho gaya hai....ab main beer piyunga toh woh phir se gussa karegi.

Daya : Haan sir....main bhi nahin piyunga...usi Visrom ne mujhe 'return of jewel thief' mein gym mein dhoodh peete hue dekhkar bohot appreciate kiya. Ab main apne us image ko kharab nahin karna chahta sir.

ACP : Yeh kya, Daya, Abhijeet....tum log ek ladki se darkar beer nahin pee rahe ho????

Daya : Sir usi ladki ne IF mein signature campaign start kiya hai sir....IF walon se ab panga nahin lena chahiye.

Abhi : Aur waise bhi Sir, ek IF waali se panga liya to 10 haazir ho jayengi.Hum apne Loyal fans ko nahi khona chahte..Aapko pata hai? yeh log 13 saal se CID is tarah se follow karte hain, jaise ki inke jindagi ka hissa ho. Aur SONY waalon ki wajah se kai fans mujhse bahut naraaj hain.Main aur naraaj nahi kar sakta hoon.

@Shagnika....it is not Fireworks...it is Sony TV.

@visrom yaar i sent abhijeet with tarika on freddy's ice cream shop...how he can b there in a bureau...its not good for freddy boss...pehle usse firework vale kam nahi dete aur jad usne apna naya dhanda shuru kiya tumne usse ice cream khaye bina he vapas bula liya...vichara freddy... 😭