puja cid fun centre- Funny story last part update - Page 8

(Sab us jagah phuchte haijahan wo aadmi rehta hai. whan drwaza band milta hai. Abhi bell bajat hai per Darwaza nahi khulta)

Daya – sir main tod doo.

ACP – are Daya itni zaldi kya hai darwaz todne ki. Abhi thodi der intzar kar lete hai.

(Abhi phir se bell bajata hai per koi darwaza nahi kholta)

ACP – chalo Daya kar lo apni khwahish puri.

(Daya khushi khushi darwaza todane ke liye jaata hai. wo jaise hi darwaza todane ke liye apna ek pir uthata hai thik usi waqt darwaza khul jaata hai or chot saamne wale aadmi ko lag jaati hai. or wo neeche gir jaata hai)

ACP – are Daya ye kya kiya tumne.

Daya – maine kya kiya sir. Amin to bus darwaza tod raha tha ye kambakhta na jaane kaha se aa gya. Darwaza bhi nahi toota.

Abhi – ab uthao ise. Tumhare pair se chot lagi hai itni jaldi to hosh me aayega nahi.

(sab use hosh me laane me lag jaate hai.)

Daya – yaar Abhi mere pair me khujli ho rahi hai.

Abhi – pair me khujli per kyun?

Daya – yaar Abhi tumhe to pata hai ki jab tak main her case me ek darwaza na tod loo kisi ko ek lafa na lga loo tab tak mujhe sukun nahi milta. Is case me to aisa kuch bhi nahi hua. Abhi – Daya dekho abhi kuch der intzar kar lo.

(Tabaadmi hosh me aa jaata hai.)

ACP – tasha Prabha ko lekar aao.

(Tasha Prbha ko lekar aati hai.)

ACP – Prabha ji ab aap ye bataiye ki kya tyahi hai wo aadmi aapka boyfriend.

Prabha – haan sir yahi hai Subhash.

Daya – Abhi ab mujhse brdast nahi hohai.

Daya – aas paas koi drwaza dekho opr use tod do.

(Daya ko paas me ek darwaz dikhayee det ahai or wo use tod det hai. sab ka dhyaan us or chala jaata hai. ye dekh kar Subhash Nachne lagta hai.)

Subhash – thod diya........ thod diya.

Fredi – ACP sir lgta haI IS Subhas ki khisak gayee hai tabhi to apne ghar ka drwaza tootane per hus raha hai.

Tasha – aye tum pagal ho kya? Daya sir ne tumhare ghar ka darwaza tod diya or tum hus rahe ho.

Subhash – are inhone to meri madad ki hai. ab mujhe is kamre me rakhga khjana mil jayega jo meri dadi mere liye chod kar gayee thi.

Abhi – to ab tak tumne wo khjana nikal kyun nahi.

Subhash – kyunki is kamre ke tale ki chabhi kho gayee thi.

Fredi – to kisi ko bula kar tal toorwa dete.

Subhash – mere paas itne paise kha jomain is taale ko todn eper khrch karoo. Main to khudh is Prabha ke paiso per plta hoo. Ab inhone is kamre ka drwaza tod kar mera kaam aasan kar diya hai.

Prabha – he bhagwan........ meri hi kismat aisi kyun hai jo mujhe ye do namune diye hai. ek mera wo bewkoof pati or dusra ye kanjoos BF.

Vivek – to ab jab Daya sir ne tumhara ye drwaza tod diya to tumhara nuksaan nahi hua.

Subhash – hua to per dekhiye na kitni saari l;akriya mil gayee. Daya sir....... ek minut ek kaam or kar dijiye is darwaze Ko kuch or tukro me tod dijiye taki main inhe bajar me bech sakoo.

(Subhash ander jaata hai. Ander use kuch chithre (fute huye kapre) milte hai.)

Fredi – Sir agar ye khjana hai to accha hai ki meri dadi mere liye koi khjana nahi chod kar gayee.

(Subhas gusse me unhe utha kar baher fek deta hai. Tabhi unme se kuch heere girte hai. Sab unhe dekh kar chauk jaate hai. Subhash bahut kush hota hai.)

ACP – ab bahut kushi mana li baki ki khushi jail me chalkar manana. Vivek inhe lwe chlao.

(Vivek un dono ko lekar gari me baitane jaata hai. Baki sab piche piche aa rahe hai. Achanak Subhash Vivek ko dhakka dekar gari bhaga le jata hai. Sab piche daurate hai.)

Abhi – sir, wo to bhag gaye.

ACP – wo to mujhe bhi dikh raha hai. Per wo hamari gari lekar bhag gaye. Ab is umar me main mujrimo ka picha daur kar kaise karoonga.

Daya – ghabraiye mat sir ye log jyada door tak nahi ja paayenge. Kyunki gari me petrol nahi hai.

ACP – tab to thik hai. Per Daya tumne gari me petrol kyun nahi dalwaya agar humare kaam ke beech me hi petrol khtam ho jaata to.

Daya – (Gusse me) main kyun petrol dalwao. Pehle himuft ka driver bana rakha hai mujhe. Uper se petrol ke paise bhi nahi dete. Main kab tak apni zeb se bharwata rahoonga.

Vivek – sir, ye sab choriye abhi hume un logo ka picha karna chahiye aisa na ho ki wo log aage nikal jaaye.

(sab un logo ka daur ke picha karte hai. Kuch door per unhe wo gari mil jaati hai. ACP sir bahut khush hote hai.)

ACP – mil gayee gari.

Tasha – per sir wo dono kahan hai?

ACP – aas paas hi honge doondho.

Fredi – sir wo dekhiye wo log us kren per chadh kar building ki chat per jaana chahte hai.

Abhi – sir aas paas bahut building hai, wo is building per chadhaer bagal wali building per chadhna chahte haitaki humse bach jaaye.

ACP – Fredi niche utaro unhe.

(Fredi Kren ke operator cabin me jaakar kren ko niche krta hai. Prabha or Subhash dono niche chale aate hai. ACP sir kren per chadh jate hai.)

ACP – ab batao ki tum logo ne aisa kyun kiya?

Tasha – sir in logo ne aisa kyun kiya ye hume maloom hai hume to inse inka jurm kabool karwana hai.

ACP – haan……. Bhool gaya tha. Budhapa aa gaya hai na. Haan to ab tum dono apni zuban se batao ki tum dono ne aisa kiya hai.

Prabha – humne kuch bhi nahi kiya hai aap log hume fusane ki kosis kar rahe hai.

Daya – accha……. Lagta hai tum log aise nahi manoge.

(Daya unhe ek ek thappr lagata hai)

Prabha – bus ab or nahi. Main batati hoo. Main to isake kahe me aa gayee thi wrna main apne pati ka pisa kyun lekar bhagne ka plaan banati.

Subhash – nahi sir, such to ye hai ki isne mujhe fusaya hai. Pyaar ke naam per mujhe bewkoof banaya hai.

ACP – he bhgwan…. He bhgwan….. aisa pyaar dekhne se pehle mujhe utha le. Utha le mujhe.

(tabhi cren ACP sir ko lekar uper uthne lagti hai. ACP daar jaate hai)

ACP – bachao…….. Daya…. ABHI……….. bachao mujhe …….

Abhi – Fredi……. ACP sir ko niche utaro.

(Fredi ACP sir ko niche utarta hai.)

ACP – Fredi……… bewkoof kyun kiya aisa?

Fredi – sir aap hi to humesha kehte rehte hai ki he bhagwaan utha le mujhe, to maine socha ki aaj main aapki ye khwahish puri kar doo.

ACP – Fredi………. Khair…… Abhi le chalo in dono ko.

(Prabha apne pers se 500 ka note nikalti hai or Daya ko deti hai.)

Daya – ye kya CID ko rishwat or wo bhi sirf 500 rupaye.

Abhi – or kya? Hum kya itne gaye gujre hai.

Prbha – ye rishwat nahi hai. Ye rakh lijiye or gari me petrol dalwa lijiye. CID wale hokar bina petrol ki gari…. Accha lagta hai kya. Waise bhi main paidal beuro tak nahi jaaungi.

Fredi – sir le lijiye hum baad me de denge.

ACP – haan main bhi bahut thak gya hoo kum se kum beuro tak to gari me jaayenge./

(Daya Prbha se paise le leta hai or garime petrol dalwa kar wo sab beuro ki or chalte hai.)