Just Do Mazzak - Page 37

Soni:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Lara: B.A.
Soni: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
--
Rukki asks Shruti how was ur exam?
Shruti: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
--
Usman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Usman: Phone karte waqt.
---
Lashita jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
baad main lashita ne jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, Main ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Lashita bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

--
Nug : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Grace : Yes, but would you stay there??
--
Lara : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Soni : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
😉

Originally posted by: Believe

Soni:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Lara: B.A.
Soni: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
--
Rukki asks Shruti how was ur exam?
Shruti: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
--
Usman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Usman: Phone karte waqt.
---
Lashita jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
baad main lashita ne jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, Main ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Lashita bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

--
Nug : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Grace : Yes, but would you stay there??
--
Lara : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Soni : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
😉

great jokes, vinu!! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Soni:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Lara: B.A.
Soni: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
--
Rukki asks Shruti how was ur exam?
Shruti: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
--
Usman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Usman: Phone karte waqt.
---
Lashita jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
baad main lashita ne jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, Main ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Lashita bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

--
Nug : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Grace : Yes, but would you stay there??
--
Lara : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Soni : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
😉

lol....luv 'em all😆

^^ believe lolz cool che :P


girls attitude
when boy dont look at her she say " kutta dekh nahi sakta kiya"
and
when boy looks at her
she says " dekh kaise kuttoon ki dekh raha hai 😆

😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Soni:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Lara: B.A.
Soni: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
--
Rukki asks Shruti how was ur exam?
Shruti: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
--
Usman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Usman: Phone karte waqt.
---
Lashita jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
baad main lashita ne jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, Main ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Lashita bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

--
Nug : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Grace : Yes, but would you stay there??
--
Lara : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Soni : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
😉

lmao!!! those were really nice vinuji!😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Soni:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Lara: B.A.
Soni: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
--
Rukki asks Shruti how was ur exam?
Shruti: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
--
Usman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz suna!i deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Usman: Phone karte waqt.
---
Lashita jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
baad main lashita ne jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, Main ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he,
Lashita bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

--
Nug : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Grace : Yes, but would you stay there??
--
Lara : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Soni : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
😉

omg...they are really really funny!😆just like u vinu😆

Originally posted by: Mev!

^^ believe lolz cool che :P


girls attitude
when boy dont look at her she say " kutta dekh nahi sakta kiya"
and
when boy looks at her
she says " dekh kaise kuttoon ki dekh raha hai 😆

hahahahahahaha😆

Originally posted by: Mev!

^^ believe lolz cool che :P


girls attitude
when boy dont look at her she say " kutta dekh nahi sakta kiya"
and
when boy looks at her
she says " dekh kaise kuttoon ki dekh raha hai 😆

that was hilarious 😆

Mouse To Larki Tiger: ma'm will you marry me
Larki Tiger: huh tumne apna size height, status, shakaal dekhi hai
Mouse: arey ma'm yeh sab choro mera confidence dekho 😆

Originally posted by: Mev!

Mouse To Larki Tiger: ma'm will you marry me
Larki Tiger: huh tumne apna size height, status, shakaal dekhi hai
Mouse: arey ma'm yeh sab choro mera confidence dekho 😆

hahahahahaha😆it was really funny. sounded funny too!😆