Just Do Mazzak - Page 27

Me: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 4 movie tickets

Lara: Why 4?

Me: For You /Vidi /Shruti/ and Rukki....cos i wanna little pc of mind... chit chat😛

Originally posted by: fly2me

Vidhi: What do u get if u add 4890 && 7233 then subtract 900 and then divid the answer by 90?!
Usman: A severe headache!

😛

Originally posted by: Believe

Me: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 4 movie tickets

Lara: Why 4?

Me: For You /Vidi /Shruti/ and Rukki....cos i wanna little pc of mind... chit chat😛

Originally posted by: fly2me

Vidhi: What do u get if u add 4890 && 7233 then subtract 900 and then divid the answer by 90?!
Usman: A severe headache!

😛

lol, that was funny! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Me: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 4 movie tickets

Lara: Why 4?

Me: For You /Vidi /Shruti/ and Rukki....cos i wanna little pc of mind... chit chat😛

lol!! good one! 😆😆😆

Lara teacher to me: Vinu kasam khao kabhi sharab,cigerate jua or ladkiyo ko nahi chuange !desh k liye jaan bhi de denge ..

Me: De denge teacher, aisi jindagi jikar karenge bhi kya !.......😉😕

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Usman : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Vidhi : Acha wo kaise?
Usman: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!😉😛

Vidhi: Security Guard ki number dhoo😆

Shruti: muje bi😉

Lara: I dont need any security.....cos mera ghar security guard ki hostel saamne hey..😉😛
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Lara pair pe charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Lara: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Lara: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

😉