Just Do Mazzak - Page 26

Originally posted by: Believe

Usman: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Me: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Usman: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.

lmao!!😆😆😆 dat waz funny!😆😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

Usman: sir, my wife is missing

postmaster (Vinu): bhai, ye post office hai, police office ja kar complaint karo.

Usman: kya karun khushi se mere kuch samajh hi nahi aa rahi hai!

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that was hilraious!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Usman: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Me: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Usman: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.

lol!! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe Usman: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Me: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Usman: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha. lmao😆 That cracked me up!😆...good one, VInu!😛

Usman ki wife: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje maaarna nahi. 😳
usman: Bolo.
wife: Mein Pregnant hu!
Usman: It's a gud News....wow wow 👏

wife: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi 😕 tum kitne aache hoo 😉 😆

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Nug bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Nug: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Vidhi & Lara were looking at Egyptian mummy. 😳 wow
Vidhi: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Lara: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

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Originally posted by: Believe

Usman ki wife: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje maaarna nahi. 😳
usman: Bolo.
wife: Mein Pregnant hu!
Usman: It's a gud News....wow wow 👏

wife: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi 😕 tum kitne aache hoo 😉 😆

----
Nug bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Nug: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
---

Vidhi & Lara were looking at Egyptian mummy. 😳 wow
Vidhi: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Lara: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

😆

lmao!!! good on vinuji!😆

lmao, vinu! 😆 love all of them! 😆 😆 😆

hr koOi mairi wife k pechay pada hay
gud One Lara and Vinu bOth 😆 😆

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love

hr koOi mairi wife k pechay pada hay ----Kyu kyaa huaaaa!!!!biwi beautiful hey kya😆😆ooooh usman tumare complex work out hooraa aaj kal.....😉😛 😆
gud One Lara and Vinu bOth 😆 😆 --thank uuuuuu😃

Originally posted by: Believe

Usman ki wife: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje maaarna nahi. 😳
usman: Bolo.
wife: Mein Pregnant hu!
Usman: It's a gud News....wow wow 👏

wife: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi 😕 tum kitne aache hoo 😉 😆

----
Nug bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Nug: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
---

Vidhi & Lara were looking at Egyptian mummy. 😳 wow
Vidhi: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Lara: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

😆

hilarious jokes, vinu! 😆