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Posted: 16 years ago
^^^ lol... 😆 very funny

three married friends in a restaurent were discussing about some books influences....

ist friend .... yaar my wife was expecting when she used to read a book called ... ' the tale of the two cities " and she gave birth to twins


2nd friend... yeah ..... similarly when my wife was expecting she was reading a book called ... " the three muskiteers " ..and she gave birth to
triplets.....

3rd friend ...almost fainted listening to this..... when his friends asked him what happened ..why he fainted ....
to this he replaid

yaar my wife is expecting now.....and she is reading a book called

" Alibaba and 40 theifs "
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Posted: 16 years ago
haha
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U.
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Posted: 16 years ago
na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)
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Posted: 16 years ago
Tu chand mange main chand de dun,
Tu raat mange main raat de dun,
Tu dil mange main dil de dun,
Tu jaan mange


Bas kar yaar!!!!!! mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai.
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Posted: 16 years ago
hume tumse pyar hai
kaise kahein
ye dil bekarar hai
kaise kahein
hume tumse pyar hai
kaise kahein
ye dil bekarar hai
kaise kahein

khayaloon mai har pal
tumhai dekhte hain sanam
tumhi pe fida hain
dewane tumhare hain
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Posted: 16 years ago
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..
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Posted: 16 years ago

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping
.

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Posted: 16 years ago
Twinkle-twinkle lazy star,
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
Up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
Uthke jaldi pee le_chai,
Then call me up and say Hi.
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Posted: 16 years ago
do you think monkeys are modern ?
monkeys are obedient ?
monkeys are nice ?
monkeys are kindful?
monkeys are excellent ?
monkeys are young?

then the answer is right..... look below all the first alphabets of each word combined makes it call a MONKEY


Modern...
Obedient...
Nice...
Kindful...
Excellent...
Young...


Edited by thambu - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
ek bacha ek aurat ke ghar ja kar kehta hai: aunty mummy ne kaha hai ke thodi cheeni (sugar) de do!
aunty: aur kya kaha hai mummy nei beta?
bacha: mummy ne kaha ke agar wo kamini na de to pinky aunty se le ana!

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