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@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#711

Akhbar Main Aaya..

"50% Pathan Bewakoof Hote Hain."

Iss Par Pathano Ne Kafi Halla Machaya..

Phir Aaya..

"50% Pathan Bewakoof Nahi Hote Hain."

Tab Ja Kar Mamla Set Hua.. ;-)

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#712

lol

Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di.

Aur Neeche Likh Dia-
"COMING SOON"

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jia

@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#713

1 Pathan Aur 1 American,

Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..

American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..

American Bola: What is This..??

Pathan Bola: This is Language.. ;-)

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#714

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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jia

@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#715

haha that was a good one ( will send to my cousine :P haha)

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#716

ha

Now A Days !!

The Cost Of
Living Is Going Up

And

The Chance Of
Living Is Going Down

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jia

@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#717

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#718

CITy MAi 3 PAgaL GhoOm RaHe tHe.KIsI nE PoChA K Ap LOg kaHa ja RAhe Hai? paGaL BoLe kAL K AkhAbR Me khAbEr chuPhI He k pAgaL KHaNe se 3 paGaL NikaL BHagE He,tAlaSh kRNe vaLe ko 5000 inAaM miLe gA. . .Un Hi kO DHoNd rAhE HAi.

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Soni

@Dreamy_Girl03

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#719

Zara Si Zindagi Hai Armaan Bahut Hain,
Hamdard Nahi Koi Par Insaan Bahut Hain,
DiL Ka Dard Sunaye Kisko,
Jo Shaks DiL Ke Qareeb Hai Wo Anjaan Bahut Hai.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#720

When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb, He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before He Got It To Work.

A Young Reporter Asked Him How It Felt To Fail So Many Times. . He Said,

" I Never Failed Once . I Invented The Light Bulb. It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process. "

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