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Posted: 16 years ago

^ hehe

Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon

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Posted: 16 years ago

😆

U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

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Posted: 16 years ago

Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge...

Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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Posted: 16 years ago

hey i didn,t tried it😆😉

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Posted: 16 years ago

Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
The Monkey

In the
Zoo

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angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

SINCERE APOLOGY: If any of my sms are boring u,or
any of my sms r distrubing u...plz..don't hesitate,feel free
to "Throw ur Mobile"

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Posted: 16 years ago

mera dill jiger kidney liver ho tum, waqt bewaqt aye wo fever ho tum, doob kr jis mai mer jaon wo river ho tum, mere jeewan mai ab forever ho tum.

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Posted: 16 years ago

Dil k mehman ban jao

Ankhon ka arman ban jao
Honton ki muskan ban jao

Yeh sub bi ban jana
Lekin

Pehlay zara

Insaan ban jao.

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Posted: 16 years ago

^ haha... acha hai =)

Jis subaah dil me aapki yaad na aaye,

Khuda kare aisi subah na aaye,

Mumkin hi nahin ki dua karu aur usme

Apka naam na aaye...

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angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

Manager:
Sorry, but I can't give you a job.
I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right.
In fact I'm just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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