Hindi remake of Titanic...

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Hello shello people!!

I just saw this in my inbox and thought of sharing here...😆😆

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If TITANIC was made in Bollywood

If the Titanic was made in India!
*There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.*

*There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress, singing
in the rain.*

*By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom,
dad, sister and brother.*

*It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.*

*The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".*

*The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother
will float in the freezing cold water for days and yet...survive. *

*The villain will drown in the first drops of water.*

*The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson.*

*None of the people would float for long because of the saris.*

*The orchestra would play Raghupati Raaghav Raaja Raam and ring
gantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to
another ship.*

*And can you imagine how many times we would hear BACHAOOOO
BACHAOOOO???*

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What say....Would a hindi remake have all the things mentioned above..?😃
Can u come up with more..things that could make a better hindi remake of Titanic?😉

Love,
Gracella

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shijhu thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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hahahahahaha isse better to yeh hi ho sakta hai ki am playing da role of rose dawson and imraan khan jack hehehehe waah kya baat hai kya thought nikal ke aaya hai😎
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Posted: 17 years ago
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If i make Titanic in bollywood it will be a comdy movie.....
Jack(akshy khanna) alive(escaped)😆..............he remember.....the incident after many years.......................
and Bhoodi Kate(kareena) bi think the same........................
Villan(her wouldbe) should be Paresh Raval......😉
Jack met her in Ship...Then ek song.........'Aaanko main teriiiiiiiiiiiiii ajab si ajabsi adayae hey'....
Jack is cartoonist.....He make Kate's hot cartoons........😛😆
Ship captain...Om puri...........Ship ki breakdown ho jata hey...then everybody jump.....😉
then blah blah......................
Jack reach a unknown Island ,he married n settle there😃........Kate move with diff boat...she also married n settle there....😉
after long gap......
JAck saw kate in Discovery channel....then
They meet each other.......😛Kate says....let meet My children n your children with Our child....😉😛
Happy end👏😛
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆😆😆... too gud ...
& moreover If this movie cms from Rajshri Prod. toh samjhi songs ki bahar... 12-13 songs toh jarur hote.... 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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haha... u said it all gracy noffin to say!! except dat jack turns out to marry some1 else!!! hehe..

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