Purohit Trust advertisement-applicants please note

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Recently an advert came out for applicants wanting toapply for help from the Purohit Trust. Following are the main points of the advertisement.

Dev purohit charitable trust.

These are the main requirements that are required for Dev Raj Purohit to consider an applicant fit enough to qualify for his help-

1. Single girls need not apply. It does not matter whether you have been abused, starved, beaten and left alone and have nowhere to go.

2. Single girls who want to stand on their own feet and only need temporary help to find some avenue also need not apply.

3. Only girls with sisters might apply. It does not matter how many sisters there might be. Truthfully more the merrier. After all life is meant for sharing.

4. At least one of the sisters has to be very beautiful, innocent and of sweet disposition. It does not matter whether this sister is educated or not but should know how to give and take promises at the right moment to harm herself.

5. The other sisters should also know how the art of promises and should use it to harm this simple sister.

6. Dev Rajpurohit will only help the simple sister if she the other sisters are part of the package deal and he will not differentiate between any of the sisters.

7. His home is an open home where he believes in free relationships with no boundaries. After all boundaries are meant to restrict freedom and does not allow a person to grow. So applicants have to be aware of this fact.

8. He does not have any issue of personal space so does not expect the main applicant to have any issues about this fact. If the applicant has any problems then she might not apply.

9. The main applicant has to become strong at some point so that then the Raj Purohit can take care of her sisters.

10. The main applicants sisters should be well trained runners. Certificates are needed to be submitted to proove how fast can they run.

11. The main applicants' sisters have to fall in love with Dev Raj Purohit. This is the primary means of showing gratitude that is accepted by the trust. Saying a simple thanks is equal to insulting Dev Raj Purohit.

11. The main applicant and the sisters should have read the famous classic "Pied Piper of Hamlin". This is a brilliant book and is prescribed by the trust.

If any applicant is interested then please contact The Purohit Trust, 420 Bhulbhullaiya Road, Delhi. Please remember to send a photo of the main applicant and the applicants biodata.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Thanks for the lovely post, you have wonderfully brought out the anger that we have towards this STUPID track! 😔
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šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ Much needed after watching today's stupidity. Radhika is thinking that spending some nights with him will get rid of Dev's obsession with his guilt. Dev thinks that asking an ex-wife for permission to have a HM with his wife is the atonement for an accident. Amma as usual is idiot and thinks that a married man hugely in love with his wife will dump her once her "irrestible" grand-daughter starts living in his room. Never mind that the so called irrestible one wasn't successful the first time. The dumbo "irresistable" grand-daughter falls in love in a second and is able to forget her first love due to which she swore vengeance on her sister. Also, the dumbo one thinks that she can make anybody fall in love with her even if she was never successful with any one before (Vikram or Dev)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Ha ha! Thanks Misti, that was very entertaining. Like I said earlier in another thread, I would much rather read your posts than spend any more energy on CB.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: radev_forever

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Thanks for the lovely post, you have wonderfully brought out the anger that we have towards this STUPID track! 😔




Thank you........I decided to laugh at the creatives today.........its a great stress reliever.šŸ˜‰
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Posted: 15 years ago
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So funny Misti... U provide so much more entertainment than these idiot creatives.
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Originally posted by: why3

šŸ‘ Much needed after watching today's stupidity. Radhika is thinking that spending some nights with him will get rid of Dev's obsession with his guilt. Dev thinks that asking an ex-wife for permission to have a HM with his wife is the atonement for an accident. Amma as usual is idiot and thinks that a married man hugely in love with his wife will dump her once her "irrestible" grand-daughter starts living in his room. Never mind that the so called irrestible one wasn't successful the first time. The dumbo "irresistable" grand-daughter falls in love in a second and is able to forget her first love due to which she swore vengeance on her sister. Also, the dumbo one thinks that she can make anybody fall in love with her even if she was never successful with any one before (Vikram or Dev)



Angie nobody has to do anything.......just leave it to Mrinalini, amma and Vishaka........these three big egos will bring about their own downfall...As for Dev he seemed happy in the promos, so Radhika must have been useful in some respect šŸ˜‰..........or his guilt will magically disappear before he leaves for the HM.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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MIsti, that was truely funny! A package deal or nothing! šŸ˜†
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Funny post Misti šŸ˜† šŸ˜†

You are correct though ... dev does look very happy in the promos ... maybe rads did help him get over the guilt šŸ˜‰


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Posted: 15 years ago
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He is already doing the atonement of this accidental sin by keeping that VishKanya in his home and in his room and even went to the extent of asking her permission to be out go out of PB for few days.... So he is doing enough atonement...
Dev can keep his guilt in his concsious and is doing the penance and also not disclosing the real fact he is taking more on himself than his duty calls but he does not have to stop living... He does not have to stop spending time with his wife and his family...
And I think now Radh will bring him that peace and tranquility by being his wife who supports him and gives him strenght and stands by his side not being his consicous...
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