Scene between amma and creatives
Amma- Creative babu I have come to talk to you about something
Creative head (gulping)- Amma, hope that you are not again planning to throw me into Jamuna ji.
Amma- No no creative babu, it is nothing of that sort. After all you only gave me the video of Vivah to watch so that I can set fire to that unfortunate girl who has been dancing like a butterfly in front of my eye for a long time. I must say that the movie was a great help……..although, unlike you I had to use my brain to convert an accident into an attempted murder and then again back to an accident.
Creative head- What do you mean by "unlike me u had to use your brain?" Nobody can think like us……we are the only people who can show burn patients in a very realistic manner. We also had to think about keeping a nice clean piece of white cloth in the burning house, so that it not only does not get burned but also no soot gets on it. Excepting for us nobody else could have pulled off that scene.
Amma- Don't get angry. What I meant by brains is that unlike me who had to convert a scene to match a situation, you were very good at copying most of the romantic scenes in Vivah from right after the engagement.
Creative head- Oh! Now I see your point. Well Radhika and Dev are actually secondary characters……so I did not want to spend time on them. The fact that they are the main leads is actually an illusion………that's why we use them to hook these unsuspecting viewers to this show. Women love Dev, and although they should have been jealous of Radhikas beauty and Devs madness for her, I have managed to curb all the ill will of the viewers towards her by constantly battering her in all the ways possible. So now the viewers are sympathetic towards her. I must say amma you and your Vishaka have been a great help in this regard. But I am a bit disappointed with Devki……..I told you to keep her under control and not allow her to think that much ……….giving brains to constipated people is very harmful for us. It is like giving them a laxative.
Amma- Oh don't worry about that. Now I have also trained Vaishali …………..I actually sent her to the branch of this brilliant tutorial that we have in Vrindavan. The branch is in Delhi…………..many foreigners are also going there. You see these people come to India to find themselves, because according to them, I and my family keep Kanha so busy here that he does not have time to visit other people in different countries. The only problem is Mrinalini and the members of her harem………..I have been trying to enroll her into this coaching center but she keeps on telling me that rolling her eyes is actually meant to exercise her eyes…….she will get cockeyed after looking at Chachu and Arjun all the time. But you still have not told me about on what you were spending your time for the past three months.
Creative head- Oh that. I was thinking about ways to bring back the main character in this show.
Amma- The main character? Who is this? I thought that I am the central character.
Creative head- Oh amma, you are……..but the other one is Vishaka. See, after all the name of this show is Choti bahu-sindoor bin suhagan. Until now we were showing Vishakas life until she becomes the choti bahu………so we got Vikram in the scene and now he will disappear so Vishaka is the sindoor bin suhagan.
Amma (eyes shining and becoming round)- Visakha….choti bahu? Whose choti bahu? So do you mean that whoh chori and Vishaka will alternate their role every six months?
Creative head (scratching his head)- We have not still thought about it……..we were looking for Vikram………..but nobody wants to come to Vrindavan.
Amma (with a surprised look)- Why?
Creative head- Because according to them, the animals specially snakes and cows are very dangerous………even more harmful than a rabid dog. Specially the snakes are invisible and if they bite you, the people will take you by rickshaw to your home but not to the hospital. Also they have heard (looking pointedly at amma) that you get boils of the size of potatoes and then the patient has an urge to start dancing.
Amma- Yes yes that is true. You don't know sometimes I thought that I was dancing dandiya, sometimes doing mera naam chin chin choo………u know I can easily become a choreographer……As it is I make other people dance to my tunes and my wishes, but now they can actually start dancing when they are doing whatever I am asking them to do. But what is this that I am hearing about that unfortunate girl going with damaad babu to Malayasia?…………..when it was my Vishakas turn, he did not even take her to Jhumri talayeeya.
Creative head- Oh amma. These women on India forum are getting very angry that we are abusing Radhika. Can u believe it amma………….us and abuse. They do not even know the meaning of the word abuse. So in order to keep them happy for few days I am thinking about Malaysia.
Amma- What about my abuse? When I was kicked by the cow and bitten by snake. Plus my saris pallu also caught fire. I was lucky that I went to a special designer boutique for this sari……….otherwise the whole sari would have caught fire.
Creative head- Amma……..well don't worry I will think about something special for you……..after all you are the central character. Anyway, I have to go and chck out some more movies........we do have to plan for the future.
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