Originally posted by: pop77
1.If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Im not sure I get this one. But I've never tried to fail intentionally, but to succeed hard work and dedication and a touch of luck.
2.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
😃Very ironic I know but it depends on the environment, if it's too damp etc it won't light easily.
3.Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
When a large number of people are in a rush to get somewhere. I guess it could be renamed as congestion hour. It would make more sense.
4.What's the speed of dark?
😕 Darkness is the absence of light. So it will come at the same speed as light. So
speed of dark=speed of light, I think!
5.If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Is it not mathematics - probabilities - that help predict lottery? But even there even if its physics or maths there are too many variables.
6.If you run backwards will you gain weight?
😆Sure! Once you've fallen down from running backwards and broke a leg or an arm, you will pile on some kilos, the cast itself will weigh some and then the emotional bingeing on food for being such an idiot in the first place will add some more.
7.If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
I hate Barbie! So shallow...Be wise and don't buy either! 😃
8.What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
Probably a heartattack.
9.Can a blind person feel blue?
Yes. A blind person have feelings too and can feel sad.
10.How can a house burn up when it burns down?
All that matters is that the bloody house is burning.
11.Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Uhh no comments😛
12.If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
If it does the action suction then no. But if the vacuum cleaner is crap then yeah.
13.How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Well Im sure the choking sounds and gasps for air would be enough.
14.Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
Tricky one. Dunno! 😕
15.If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
Google it
16.In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
I dont know Chinese so...
17.Why does X stand for a kiss?
It symbolises two people kissing. I think!
18.Why does O stand for a hug?
It stands for hugs because the shape of arms around a person is the shape of an O.
19.Why is the alphabet in that order?
😆 Why not?!
20.How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
😉It's just a figure of speech.
21.Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
😃 I dont sit on stands I like the comfort of a sofa.
22.When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
🤣LoL That's a 'Gouda' question. hmm Cracker?! Like in crack a smile.
23.Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?
They are called non-stick pans because the coating reduces the ability of food to stick to it. And no there is no such law, but their should be one against stupidity. 😛
24.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
A wise man is full of wisdom like a sage or saint. Wise guy makes scarcastic comments. So technically not the same.
25.If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
Because otherwise it would be called slavery. 😆
26.Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Don't know. It is at their discretion really. If there is not much left you know then perhaps...eeekkk where do you get these questions?!!😕
27.If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
LoL poor pencil. Even being number 1 it will still be called number 2. That should solve the question What's in a name?!
28.Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
They could have coffee or tea breaks.
29.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Skinny dipping simply means swimming naked so I guess they could.
30.Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
They also annonce it on the radio too, its the fatest means to reach a large number of people.
31.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
Either way you are going to jail.😲
32.Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Dunno I am just a wistful sap thinking it might work. I also like to bang it! 🤪
33.How can batteries die?
Its an expression. Batteries can't die. But when the cells are exhausted. It stops working so they say batterie died. Silly us!
34.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
Uhh Colder 😳
35.Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Built is in the past tense though.
36.Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Bristish people are weird. It very ironic that its long. The word orginates from latin which is brevis aka brief. But I wouldn't know why it is long.
37.Why is it that when you tell a man there are400billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
Because there are two kinds of men: Dumb and Dumber. Oh and kids are curious by nature so it means they are stuck in childhood too. 😆
38.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
I guess so. But would the fly survive and if it did wouldn't it more likely to crawl. hmm
39.If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Wow a turtle does a full monty! It sure is in a pickle. Jokes apart I had a turtle so I know. The turtle would be dead.
40.Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Depends on the vegetarian. If the person is against the idea of eating crackers shaped like animals then no. It would be ethically wrong even if the ingredients of the crackers are not made of animal meat or fat.
