how to irritate him [Kabir]

helloo csamians.. Mimi is back again to irritate you.. ..

before reading this post keep it in mind it's from Aditi's POV... n she is a writer of a book named "how to irritate him.."

now eat this yummy n read the post..

XoXo Mimi

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HI.. I am Aditi Jaiswal.. writer of the book "How To Irritate Him".. my pen name is Dumbiti.. pyar se fans mujhe Chimpi n Vampoo bulati hai.. n I have got the 'Dumbest Writer of the Year' award for this book..

I wanna thank my husband Kabir Jaiswal for being my guinea pig.. it was really fun to expiriment on him.. A small gift for my dear hubby who has turned into a mental patient for me..

.. thanks for helping me Kabir.. I will always love you..

this is a few tips on how to irritate your husband..

At first make your head strong that your motto of life is to irritate your hubby.. .. U will never back up does not matter how drool worthy your husband is..

P.S: My hubby is very handsome but I never thought of let him live in peace..

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1. Make him believe you are the dumbest girl of the world.. it was not a problem for me as I am the dumbest girl of the world..

2. it always worked for me.. just start crying whenever he says something against you..

3. call him from the office in middle of a important meeting.. and when he will come back to home say him you were scared cause you were watching horror films.. [remember when you will call act as something very serious happen in the house.]

4. turn on your music system at its full volume when he's sleeping after whole day in office..

5. it is one of my favorite cause my hubby became very irritated after doing this..

tell him you will press his shirt and take out his favorite shirt and burn it.. he will be angry at first.. .. at the very moment you have to start crying cause you have burned you hand accidentally..

6. wake him up at midnight cause you saw a cockroach in your room n it is scarier than ghost..

7. throw his important papers in waste paper box.. n tell him u thought those are not important.. it will make him doing this..

8. on a romantic winter night spill a cup of cold coffee on his blanket..

9. just keep doing these again and again until he starts banging his head on the wall..

hope these will help you.. with love.. Dumbiti..

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PS: NEVER TRY THIS ON YOUR HUSBAND..

wow mimi!...4u

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🤣 🤣..awesome awesome..awesome mimi...👏

Originally posted by: _A_a_l_i_y_a_

🤣 🤣..awesome awesome..awesome mimi...👏

wonderful suggestions...dumbiti is really dumb...

pls msg this to kabir also..😆

ha ha ha Awesome... Just hoping the CVs wont read this and add it in the serial... Poor Kabir... He might just jump off the cliff 😆

Originally posted by: mbloves

wow mimi!...4u

here's4aditi...

thnk u Saru.. n agree wd u about what Aditi deserves..😡

Originally posted by: goham1000

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Omg!

Wow!

Awesome post!

Loved it!

HEy thank u... 😳

Originally posted by: _A_a_l_i_y_a_

🤣 🤣..awesome awesome..awesome mimi...👏

wonderful suggestions...dumbiti is really dumb...

pls msg this to kabir also..😆

R u mad Aaliya?? if Kabir came to know about this he will commit suicide..🤢