Continuation Of The Story
Morning time

AP : aaj meri weight 10 kg jyada dikha raha hai yeh machine .. π do din se diet pe hu phir bhi . Suniye ji , kya main moti ho gayi hu ?
DP : (dhum tana in BG) Annapurna , hume lagta hai ki aaj tumne extra 5 kg gehne pehen liya hai .

Sujata : Tabhi main sochu ke aaj kaunsi puja hai ghar me jiji.. Isiliye kehti hu fish meat na khake fishbone khaya karo .. Dekho jiji maine parosh ke sare ghar se fishbones collect kiya , abhi isko achche se sukhake grinder me piske uske powder banake mahre chore ko dudh ke sath pilaungi π
AP : Laksh ??? kaha jaa raha hai yeh balti sabun leke ??

Laksh : Maa woh main aur Yamuna SR river jaa rahe hai nahane π yeh dekho my new goggles.
Sujata : yeh thare haat me kya hai chore ?
Laksh : Isme mera apple juice spray hai π³
Sujata : je kala hit ki bottle me ? π²

Sujata : jiji π humare ghar ka chora bhains ke sath nahayega ? π Isse achcha toh mahra chora hai jo mahine me ek baar hi sahi par bhains ke sath toh nahi nahata π‘
AP : Chup karo sujata , mera Laksh bhainso ke saath nahate nahate hi bada hua hai .π bhainso ka emotion tum kya samjhogi ? π‘ chalo tumhe mera naya nath dikhati hu π

Swara : Sanskar yeh lo tumhari nayi dress .. Aaj tum Yamuna ke 100 laath yeh dress pehenke khana aur jai maa baba bolna mat bhulna π‘
Sanskar : yeh Ragini ki kapde main kyun pehnu ? π²

Swara : usme kya hai ? main bhi toh Ragini ko tumhare kapde pehenake Laksh se milane le jati hu π³
Sanskar : toh apni behen se hi kaho na bhains ka costume pehenke Laksh ke pass jake haq mangle π‘
Swara : woh toh maine try kiya tha par baba ko woh costume pasand aa gaya toh unhone chura li

Dadi : yeh bangalan . mahre sare ghar me pepsi chidak ke tune asudh kar diya π‘ mahri ladoo ki pavitra aansu me thari pepsi se milawat ho rahi hai π‘
Shomi : Maa main kam se kam Apni maa ki khandani ring bechke pepsi peeti hu aapke bete ke tarah ghar baithke duniya me gadho ka population nahi badhati π‘

Swara : Mujhe Yamuna kahi nahi mili , shayad Lucky ke sath date pe gayi hogi .. Ab main laath kaise khaunga π raat bhar kitne rehersal kiya maine usse laath khaneki π
Swara : kya ? kaise ?π
Sanskar : sapno me . aur woh poonch se meri khujli bhi kar rahi thi π

Swara : ruko main dhundke laati hu , main toh bhooton ko bhi dhoond sakti hu yeh LaMuna kis khet ki muli hai π
Swara : yeh dekho mil gaya Laksh ne FB pe selfie post kiya Yamuna ke saath π‘ aur piche woh SR bridge hai .. Inki itni himaat meri behen ki aansu se bani hui river pe sirf mera haq hai π‘

Dadi : Shekhar kuch kar mahri ladoo ko haq dila de warna main chuhe marne ki dawa kha jaungi π‘
Shekhar : Maa , aap chuhe thodi na hai jo woh khayengi. main aapke liye insaan marne ki dawa la dunga π
Dadi : chup kar. thare ko na pata usne kya kiya π
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Dadi : Ladoo itni raat ko humare kamre me kya kar rahi hai ? π²
Ragini : Hume haq chahiye dadima π agar hume haq nahi mila hum aapko bhi dadaji se haq lene nahi denge π‘

Ragini : Dadima , papa humare Laksh π
Dadi : ke hua ? he mara khatusham ji Mahri ladoo haq milne se pehle hi π
Ragini : Nahi Dadima , Laksh zinda hai woh Yamuna π
Shekhar : Kya Yamuna pregnant hai ? π‘
Ragini : woh Laksh Yamuna ke saath swimming kar rahe hai hume chodke π

Shekhar : Ab main uss Laksh ke aulad ko nahi chodunga π‘
Ragini : baba unka aulad kaise hoga unhone hume abhi tak haq nahi diya π

Shomi : sab Shekhar jaise dayalu thode na hote joh kisiko bhi kabhi bhi haq dede π‘

Sanskar : dekh Lucky mujhe ek din ke liye Yamuna dede , mujhe bas uski 100 lath chahiye .. main tujhe 5 apples dunga .. π

Laksh : Yamuna ki poonch ki kasam (Jai Kali ma BG music ) main kabhi bhi tujhe apni yamuna nahi dunga . koi uski poonch ki ek bhi baal ko haat nahi laga sakta π‘

SanLak fighting starts .. meanwhile Swara noticed Yamuna is nowhere ..
Swara : Yamuna kho gayi ..
Laksh : meri Yamuna π dub gayi pani me . Awww Gawwd π
Sanskar : tere saath rehte rehte dukh me suicide kar liya hoga π‘ par mujhe laath kaun marega ab
Swara : bas karo , iss river me koi nahi dub sakta , mujhe bohot experience hai .. Mujhe lagta hai kisine usko kidnap kar liya hai.. yes new case mili

Laksh : Meri Yamuna ka kya hoga π yeh dekho usne laath maar maarke mujhe kitne love bites diye hai π³π
Swara : sara ghar dhoond liya abhi yeh dustbin baki hai kitchen ka shayad isme clue mil jaye π
Sanskar : par tum humare ghar me kyun dhoond rahi ho usko ?
Swara : kyunki saare kidnappers or criminals isi ghar me hi rehte hai π

Ragini : Laksh yeh dekhiye humne Yamuna ke gobar se mehendi peheni hai , aab aap hume jaroor haq denge
Swara : kya par tumhe woh kaha mili ? π²
Ragini : woh baba use kidnap karke laye the. π³
Sanskar : Idhar usne humare gobar gas business me nuksaan karwaya aur tumhe itni asani se gobar kaise diya π‘
Ragini : woh humare pacaged aansu water peeke uska pet kharab ho gaya π

Laksh : uncle mere Yamuna wapas kar dijiye Awww Gawwwd ππ uske laath khaye bina mujhe neend nahi aati ππ Awww Gawwd π
Ragini : woh nahi de sakte kyunki ...Yamuna bhi unki beti hai π
Swara : aisa kaise ho sakta hai ? baba gore hai , woh kaali hai π
Ragini : shayad woh load shedding ke time paida hui thi Swara π
Sharmistha fainted π

Ragini : maa aapne jyada pee liya kya ?? pepsi ? π
Sanskar : Isi liye kehta hu Sprite piya karo π‘ "seedhi baat , no bakwaas "
Swara : Mujhe lagta hai hai ki baba ne phirse koi mahan creation kar diya hoga π main maa baba jaap karke aati hu π³

Sanskar : Dekhiye dadi mujhe Yamuna se milne dijiye warna main yaha hi harmonium leke gaana start karunga aur saath me gerua dance bhi π‘
Dadi : na na tu mil le usse . π mahre ko aur pagal na hona.

Sanskar started his dance in front of Yamuna

Yamuna becomes mad and kicks Sanskar more than 100 times π

Sanskar : auch dhire se Swara , yeh kaam 5 minutes me nahi ho sakta π‘ uss Yamuna ne mujhe jyada laath maar diya .
Swara : jaroor tumne kuch exclusive step dikhaya hoga usko π‘
Sanskar : toh kya hua ? maine usko kaha tha mujhe only 100 laath marna , but woh Lucky ke tarah nikli π‘ pata nahi kaha kaha laath maaraπ haq dene ki layek nahi choda π

Laksh : Agar mujhe Yamuna wapas nahi mili , toh tumhari Maa ki sari pepsi main aise phenk dunga π‘
Toh kya hoga aage ? Kya Laksh ko milega uska Yamuna wapas ? Kaha hai Yamuna ki Mummy ? Kya hai Shomi ki faint hone ka raaz ?
Janne ke liye read next update by new member Sana (chosen by me ).
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