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Matlabi hoja zara matlabi

I like GF BF title track minus Sooraj Pancholi 🤢😆

Heard that he removed Jiya's foetus with his bare hands 🤢

Want to watch Ki and Ka. Have to wait for a month and it's releasing on 1st April 😆 Hope I don't become a fool 😭😆

Every disappears when I come online :(

Originally posted by: roni_berna

Heard that he removed Jiya's foetus with his bare hands🤢

😲 is it true?

Urmila got married :) god bless them :D

This is one of the best jokes seen in a while and a good one for the Lenten period !

Jesus and satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed..

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES...


They didn't leave god also :P

Chicken vocabulary
1. Who is the father of chicken?
Chicken ka bab.
2. Who is the mother of chicken?
Chicken Kima.
3. How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kalmi chicken
4. What happens when a chicken takes bath?
Chicken showerma.
5. Chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.
6. Chicken getting injection?
Chicken teeka.
7. Chicken doing flattery?
Butter chicken.
8. Chicken on a winter night?
Chilly chicken.
9. Chicken @ retirement?
Chicken 65.
10. Chicken with sweet tooth?
Chicken lollypop
11. Chicken maintaining one arm distance?
Chicken tan doori
12. A Muslim chicken?
Chicken mughalai
13. A Patriotic chicken?
Chicken Tiranga
14. Non drinker Chicken?
Sukha chicken
15. Angry chicken?
Chicken Angara
16. Chicken who stole heart?
Chicken Man Churi an

Credit wats up n sis forward it in Messenger...I just posted...that's all...credit to whoever created this 😆