"Hey guys, welcome to Pretentious Lead Reviews and this week's first lead is
"N a b i l a, or as she is fondly (not really) known, Nabz, reminds us of a very special movie which we reviewed some time ago. Her creativity is out of this world and simply unbelievable. All her dialogues are as iconic as the song "Aaja." Her character is as brilliant as Sonu Nigam's was in this movie. I'm sure you have all guessed which movie I'm talking about. It is, obviously, the brilliant, the amazing, the best movie of our generation, J a a n i D u s h m a n. Just like how Jaani Dushman was inspired by so many movies, Nabz has also been inspired by many people such as Krishna, Megha, Viz and Annie. Also like Jaani Dushman which promoted Sansui, Nabila has promoted many things such as talking to yourself and being the best possible sarcastic version of yourself. The one thing we do hope is a bit more like Jaani Dushman is the number of parties you throw. We want more parties, Nabz so that we can officially say that you're the human version of Jaani Dushman." Kanan finished.
"We'll be right back after this J o t break." Biswa said.
"Today's Jot review is all about her and P r e m A g g a n. Prem Aggan is a movie filled with exercise, Jot is a human filled with sleep. We will have more after Pretentious Lead Reviews, so we hope you enjoyed the break, our dear leads." Kanan smiled and handed over the microphone to Biswa.
"Welcome back to Pretentious Lead Reviews and this week's second lead is
"P o o j a, or as she is not so loving known, Poo (well, you can really spell out all the love by the name), reminds us of another wonderfully great movie which we reviewed a while ago, a movie which we would simply LOVE to see again. Like this movie, she is also inappropriately named. The signature dialogue "Kaategi Kya" describes Poo to perfection. Like Aamir Khan in the movie who is a snake charmer, woman charmer and black magician, she is also a variety of people. She is a Jot lover by day, neutral by afternoon and a Jot disliker (hate is too strong, I think) by night. This amazing person is very much like the snaky movie, T u m M e r e H o. There are some amazingly weird rituals in Tum Mere Ho like their courtship ritual and Poo resembles them because she's, for lack of words, ajeeb aka weird. The movie which begins weirdly gets weirder, much like Poo. Tum Mere Ho also has this epic sequence where Juhi Chawla finds out about her husband and the movie takes a confusing turn, getting to know Poo is much like that. There are also creepy scenes which are common if you're close to Poo. In short, Pooja is weird, confusing and creepy and is the most accurate version of Tum Mere Ho in this world." Biswa completed his speech and winked at Poo at which Poo winked back, because Creep Levels are just too damn high.
"We are once again heading into Jot break. Leads, this is your time to chill because we will be back soon." Kanan winked.
"Fardeen and Sapna just met that morning when various epic things happened, Jot is the same. She has no filter and she is as open as they are which is why she is so much like our personal favourite. Also, just like the Jay Mehra joke is there for just one reason, Jot is also there for one reason. No prizes for guessing what that reason is. It's to simply have cookies and get bribed with cookies. Now, we will head back to Pretentious Lead Reviews and let the games begin!" Biswa said, dropping the mike which earned him a look from Kanan who picked up the microphone.
"Welcome back once again to Pretentious Lead Reviews and our third lead for the week is
"Y u v i k a, or nicely known as Yuvi (literally the only person who is even a little nicely known) totally reminds us of values. She is the most valuable lead *coughs* and is the perfect fit for the Most Values Ever. She always starts off with the basics like 'ABCDEFGHI JKLM NOPQRSTUV DABLU X YZ She loves you' and goes upto the Salman Khan levels of expression. Always happy, Yuvi is the embodiment of this movie. Like this movie, Yuvi also has a LOT of functions. By now, everyone knows which movie this is. Say hello to the human H u m S a a t h S a a t h H a i n! When we see Yuvi, we always have the wow such values face because Yuvi just makes us have SO MANY FEELS. Like the Bahu Orientation Program, we have all had to go through the Yuvi Orientation Program which involves 'how to be nice' and 'how to be a nice CC' (trust us, there is a huge difference). In conclusion, we would like to say that Yuvi is perfectly sanskari and there can be no one better to represent Hum Saath Saath Hai. We only hope that you know what your short term and long term goals are! (P.S. Short term= Give us an AMAZING review, Long term= Give us an off month)" Kanan finished to find Yuvi in tears with all the happiness.
"Jot break time, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be right back, so leads, hold your breath. Or maybe don't. We never know how long this will last." Biswa snickered.
"Above all, Jot just reminds us of Prem Aggan because of her stark similarity for used cases. Every name on Prem Aggan has a used case and so does everyone in CC, courtesy of Jot. She loves giving used cases for every name. Also, Jot will never accept that 'she wanna' until you say it and if 'you don't wanna', she definitely 'don't wanna.' She does, but she'll never admit to it." Kanan said and laughed looking at a glaring Jot.
"Welcome back to the Pretentious Lead Reviews and our last lead for the week is
"V i t h y a, also know as Jillu because of her username (look at that lack of effort by everyone, folks) reminds us completely of suroor. This movie helped Germany's tourism a lot by it's out of the way promotion, the number of times the country is mentioned is astounding. Just like that, Jillu also helps many people and she goes out of her way to help them, although it may not always work. Jill is much like the luckiest girl in the world who despite being happy makes us sad. She's also not at all like how she looks on the outside, much like Mallika Sherawat, the lawyer and item girl of the movie. She seems innocent at sight but she's one of the biggest pranksters who loves annoying the head. If that isn't brilliant acting, I don't know what is. Her brilliant acting brings us to Himesh Reshammiya who is so much like her that we can't even begin to explain in. The movie is, of course, A a p K a S u r o o r with the crows, HR, Hansika and Mallika Sherawat. What can I say, our leads do not deserve anything more than the best reviews. Our Aap Ka Suroor, we hope that auto rickshaws come all the way to Germany to rescue you, because we can hope about anything we want." Biswa said and bowed off the stage.
"Everyone, give it up for the Birthdays Subteam!" Jot shot a look towards Krishna and Annie who were laughing their heads off. This had been the most fun they'd had in a long time and they had absolutely loved it. They sent Jot off the stage and took the mikes for themselves.
"We hope you guys had a great time, we know we did." Krishna declared.
"Also, we meant every word of what Kanan and Biswa said up there, every single word. Thank you for enjoying this with us and that's it for tonight!" Annie finished to a huge round of applause.
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