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Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He went to the next house and asked," Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night'" 🤣🤣

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Once Santa was travelling by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next one.

When the train reached Bombay, one of Santa's co-passengers got curious and asked him, "Why did you do that. You could have bought a single ticket for the entire trip."

"My doctor has advised me not to go on a long journey," replied Santa. 🤣

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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.

Banta : Really, what is he studying,

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. 🤣

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Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Recording my baby's voice.
Banta: Why?
Santa: When he grows up, I want to ask him
what he meant by this? 🤣