Mad House-Only INVITEES please #3 ||CLOSED|| - Page 3

Originally posted by: tvlover92

Tera dhyan kidhar hai
Ye tera TVL idhar hai 🤔

Originally posted by: -DreamWeaver-

Idhar chali.. Mai udhar chali.. jaane kahan Mai kidhar chali.. 😆

Originally posted by: divyadollar

Arrey fissal gayiii.. 🤣 ...Yeh tumne kya kiyaaa... 🤣

Originally posted by: -DreamWeaver-

'Tera' ya 'Teri' ?? 😆

Mai ta Kol tere rehna
Mai ta kol tere rehna ❤️

Tenu tak di rawaa
Baaton pe teri mai hasdi rawaa 🤣
Pagal mai khud nu banadi rawa

Tu Stalk kardi rawe mai Spam kardi rawa 🤣

Originally posted by: divyadollar

Whatts upp forward... 😆 😉




Latest in Husband & Wife
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If a man is allowed to select
a girl from 100 girls
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and even if he picks the most
beautiful girl,
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he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the
remaining NINETY NINE...
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and
Women says... men don't have
FEELINGS.. '

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Phirrr...?
Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh
Aaya..

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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I'm At "Bank"
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Wife = Wow thats good I need 20,000 For new Cell Phone ,5,000 for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics
Husband Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank

"KHOON PIYEGI

KHOON ?"
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Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo..
..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh aurat b lelo...;)'''

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Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like"Shanta Bai..."

Females' criteria for life partner... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

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Dedicated to all couples '
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"

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Loving couple before Marriage: 'Janu.. tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi.'
The same couple after Marriage: 'Maa kasam' Aaj tu nahi ya main nahi...

Originally posted by: tvlover92

Sapna mera toota toota 😭
Sapna mera toota toota 😭
Mujhse mera Weaver ka stalking kyun chhoota hai 😭

Sapna mera toota toota 😭
Mujhse mera #1 Fan kyu chhoota hai 😭
Ke Rab mill bhi gaya toh kya 😭
Mujhse mera khana rootha hai 😭


😆 I going to eat now. 🤣

Originally posted by: -DreamWeaver-

Where's Shwetzi today??

Originally posted by: -DreamWeaver-

Tere 'Favbites' ka mere 'Like' se rishta purana hai
Abhi bhi mai 'Silent reader' hu yeh tune na jana hai 🤣