IF YOU'RE B0RED IN CLASS...
Walk around class begging for spare change.
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
Lick yourself clean like a cat does.
After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.
Sing your questions to the class.
When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
Address the teacher as "your honour".
Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
Present the teacher with a large fruit basket.
Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting next to you.
Claim that you wrote the class textbook.
Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers.
Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while you laugh.
When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work. - Kaz
Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder. - Mr Magoo
Have a group of people in different parts of the classroom in on the hum scheme. To work it, one person hums until the teacher looks at them, whereupon someone else starts humming and the accused opens his mouth as says "I wasn't humming!". Rinse and repeat until teacher loses mind. - jw
At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.
Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have you and your friends all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time.
Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' or similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it.
Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
Tell your teacher that you don't do homework because it's against your religion.
Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly.
Each student say "chop!" when the teacher calls the roll, then when the last student's name is called the class yells "Timber!" and they all fall out of their desks onto the floor.
Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner or under your desk.
Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
As soon as the bell rings to start class, crawl under your desk and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like you saw your grandma's butt. (Brianna White)
Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing 🤣
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