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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#761

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#762

pick up line

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#763

The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#764

I'd like to think inside your box.

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#765

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you're taking my breath away!

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asmuasmi

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Posted: 12 years ago

#766

Originally posted by: mjht_one

thanks yaar...i was there like a year ago...when sehr, munni,abeeer na dmy others friends were active and we use to be online at the same time

ML is my fav section😃

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#767

A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#768

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

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mjht_one

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Posted: 12 years ago

#769

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

"No!" yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"