Friend: What does G2G Mean?
Me: I got to go.
Friend: OMG! Why does everyone have to when I ask this question.
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Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No, why?
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework
🤣🤣🤣...i m so trying this next time🤣
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A couple had 3 kids named: Somebody, Nobody, & Crazy.
Nobody was the favorite
Somebody was jealous.. So, he killed Nobody…
Crazy saw what happened, he called the police & said:
"HELLO POLICE ?"
"SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY !"
THE POLICE ASKED:
"ARE YOU CRAZY ?"
He said, "yes i'm CRAZY !"
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SCHOOL IS UNNECESSARY BECAUSE:
- MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
- SPORT: I have a Wii.
- SPANISH: I watch Dora.
- ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
- MATH: That's why we have calculators.
- GEOGRAPHY: I'll buy a globe.
- HISTORY: They're all dead anyway.
See?