Originally posted by: cool_karma
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It's our dearest nikammi's birthday and I'm not here to chorify her gifts? Yeh kabhi ho sakta hain?So bachna ee nikammiyon, lo main aagayaa *maarofies entry* 😆😆Basically, I'm on study leave and hence the new id. I keep forgetting my passwords *slaps face*. And ask me what I'm going to give Harshu today? It's a dose of my pure nikammapan which I've injected into my blood.It happened so that when God was creating Karan Wahi and his dole shole, he forgot to create an assistant to help him carry that. At the same time there was a stalker overseeing Bramha dev create Wahi nikamma. Accidently, he was caught and he was given a shraap "Tumhare doole shole chemicals se bhar jaaye".. Since then people only noticed nerves peeking out his muscle mass and named him the chemical stalker.Bramha dev faced temporary amnesia due to the stalkers fangirls ke counter jaadu. He soon forgot to make an assistant and sent KW alone on earth. Days passed and Wahi's dole shole began to appear and it began to rattle his cage. This time he had no shows in hand. Priyanka Bassi was gone. Remix ka halal ho gaya tha. Sweta too had eloped away with the cameraman. This is when he pulled off a deep penance and DAAANG .. Bramha Dev appears..Wahi : Bramha Dev.. Yeh aapne mera kya haal kya? Mein aapse bohot hi naraaz hoon.Bramha Dev : Nikamme bacche.. Apne problems tho pehle bak bey!Wahi : Theek hai Godfather.. Mujhe mere doole shole bohot bhari pad raha hai.. Ladkiyaan bhi bohot thak chuke hain isko utaate .. Ab main kya karoon? Mujhe ek ladki do?Bramha Dev : Paapi balak ! Tum ladkiyonko aise istemaal karte ho, yeh maine kabhi nahi socha tha.. Main tumko shraap deta hoon.. Tumhare apne shows TV pe kabhi nahi aaye.. Hamesha filler hi banke rahoge ... Tumhare dil mil nahi, hamesha toot jaayega ... Tum negative ho !!! Dafaa ho jaoo ... *BG mujic..saiyyaann nainnoo ke bashaa...*Wahi : Pita shri.. Aap aise mat karna.. Mujhe aapne khud ke show de do.. Khud ke fans bhi do.. Aur ek ladki bhi saat mein.. Mein kuch bhi de sakta hoon iske badle mein..Bramha Dev : Kuch bhi?Wahi : Haan.. Kuch bhi.. Mere serial ke patni ko bhi ..Bramha Dev : (thinks of chemical stalker).. Theek hai.. Tumhare serial ke patni kisi aur ki hogi. Iske badle mein , tumhe apne hi tarha nikamme log fans ho jayenge .. Aur ek ladki jo tumhare dole shole hi nahi, tumhare videos, pictures, signatures, updates.. sab kuch tumhare fangroup ko update karegi.. Aur tumhe bhi lift karegi..Wahi : Dhanya ho gaya prabhu.. Uski naam kya hogi?Bramha Dev : Woh woh *sneezes... HAAARRRSSHHHIIIOOO*Wahi : HARSHU?! *Mujhe lottery lag gaya*.. dances.. screams..shoutsBramha Dev : Tum usko hamesha uski birthday pe wish karte rehna .. Yeh mara order hain..Wahi : *still continues dancing and making noise*Bramha Dev : Tum hamesha nikamme hi rahoge *disappears due to extreme noise*Wahi : *batti on* .. Arre, mein tho bhool hi gaya.. Harshu ki birthday kab hogi? Ek kaam karta hoon, aaj se everyday mein twitter pe wish karunga usko .. ek din zaroor meri wishes ko dekh ke khush ho jayegi.. *writes wishes on twittar*