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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#401

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
...Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!

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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#402

Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a strip club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeah...I saw dad. ... 🤣

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Judi

@..StarAngel..

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#403

Originally posted by: Love_Anant
😉

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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#404

Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all..
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Husband points towards their five children n says-
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do u think I downloaded these from Google ???

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#405

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, nt demand new clothes & gold jewels, ...Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- No chance for u to survive. 😳

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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#406

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
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Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE...

😆 😆 😆 😆

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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#407

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
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"U r my Best Wife?"... 😃

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Ria Arjun

@ria.arjun

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#408

Teacher: What do u wish to do in future?

Tom: I want to be a Doctor...

Paul: I want to be a Lawyer..

Sarah: I want to be a Mother...

John: I just want to help Sarah to be a "Mother"... 😲 🤣