~KraZZy 4 CoUples~U r like heaven on earth! - Page 8

Originally posted by: iampretty

Principal:Why are you late
your all class fellows came in time
Student:sir group bana kar to kuta ata hai hum to sher hai
Principal:chal mera sher puttar hun kukur ban ja 😆😆 🤣

Originally posted by: iampretty

aur sunaon kya? lmfaooo

Originally posted by: iampretty

HIEGHT OF LITERACY
Malkin:tum 3 din se kam per nahi ai or bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani :baji mai na to FB per status per update ker diya tha
GOING TO GAO 4 3 DAYS
apke hubby na comment kiya tha
hav a safe journey ,come soon
miss you peeno

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

Originally posted by: iampretty

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Originally posted by: iampretty

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

ok yaar me going will be bck after sometime bye luv yah