**Jot takes the mic on stage**
kaise mujhe Shruti mil gayi,
kismat pe aaye na yakin
utar aayi jheel mein, jaise chaand utarata hai kabhi
Ravz: What is she doing in a jheel to begin with?
Aman: Maybe her spaceship landed there.
Fanta: Shh don't interrupt. 😳
Okkk so kids here we are!
At a birthday thread I believe. Don't be freaked out about all the green. We are not promoting green day. Whoever has even an ounce of experience with me knows me+birthday thread is not a good combination...AT ALL. The only thing I am good at is bullying and sadly I cannot do that today as it is someone very specials' birthday😒 Well she is special in the sense that she requires a lot of special attention if you know what I mean😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyway from where should I begin writing about this bonehead?🤔
Aman: Didn't she say no bullying today? 🤔🤔
Ravjot: This is her being nice.
She is old enough to be everyone's amma as she always treats everyone as a little child🤣🤣🤣 Even Priya Di [Our admin, You know you know her😛] calls her amma and amma insists PD keep calling her that as she thinks PD is her child🤓 I just happen to believe she has lost more than a few brain cells watching all those senseless TV serials Indian TV keeps churning out🤓🤓🤓 And the mere mention of TV serials serves as a reminder to me [or anyone else who knows her] that there is not a SINGLE TV show this WOMAN [aka amma] has not yet seen. Ask her about anything relating to any Indian TV show and this woman will go on and on about the story, character, actor, director, producer, creative team, executives, spot boys and anything else that is remotely connected to the show in question.After hearing her talk about these shows you would think she is a veteran of the industry and perhaps Ekta must have been a student of hers in some pichla janam🤓🤓🤓
Shruti and I are like tom and jerry. We can't help going against each other as it is embedded in our nature but because we love each other so much we never kill each other🤗
Fanta: 😲😲 I didn't know Tom and Jerry loved each other. 🤔
She is my dungar and I am her loser and I guess that is not going to change anytime soon😆😆 And if you still haven't been able to guess who I am talking about then SHAME ON YOU😡
And I guess this is the part where I wish the birthday girl Happy Birthday.
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
I hope this year brings you loads of good news and may you continue climbing the ladder of success🤗🤗🤗 I know this is probably one of the most if not THE most hideous birthday post ever but hey what else can you expect from me? This isn't my forte😆 Be happy I actually wrote something nice about you for a change dungar That took a lot of self constraint so I better hear some job well done compliments from you😛 And with that I leave rest of the idiots to get their act together and hopefully make this a better presentation😃
I love youuu🤗🤗🤗🤗 And god bless you today and always🤗🤗🤗🤗
Anddd those who don't know who Shruti is well then I don't know how or why you are still reading this post😆 Shruti is our Global Moderator *Shruti* (:
With Love,
Loser <3