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Sidra

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Posted: 14 years ago

#71

Originally posted by: reshusaluja

google kar bacha😆😆

google zindabaad!!! 🤣🤣

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Sidra

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Posted: 14 years ago

#72

Santa asked Banta : What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Banta: How easy question !
Santa : then answer
Banta : whichever' s order you give first!

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Sidra

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Posted: 14 years ago

#73

Rajnikant creates new E-mail ID:-
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gmail@RAJNIKANT.com

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Reshu

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Posted: 14 years ago

#74

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

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Reshu

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Posted: 14 years ago

#75

Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin ;)

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Sidra

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Posted: 14 years ago

#76

Originally posted by: reshusaluja
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

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Reshu

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Posted: 14 years ago

#77

Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!

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Reshu

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Posted: 14 years ago

#78

Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.

Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.

Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it

How?
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..

So.. Sports quota!!!!

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Sidra

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Posted: 14 years ago

#79

Santa is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes
off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt,pant,socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions here"! It says here "Answer the following questions in brief".