Boys&Girls with attitude problem#70 |Invites only| - Page 71

Originally posted by: Prinnia

<font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆</font></font><font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆kya baat hai kuch jada hi bhau de rahi hai aaj😉😆😆

kuch bhi kar but mujhe billi dancing nahi dekhni😆😆😆
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Originally posted by: dazzling_armaan

Ohk aaj kuch jokes kaise rahenge like :-



Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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coz, they all started clapping !!!!



HOWZ IT ? 😆

Q : what was ranveer kapoor's age in the movie "ajab prem ki ghajab kahini?".....😛
A : thirteen....coz in the song it says.."tera hoon-e laga hoon"...LMFAO!🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Prinnia

😆<font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆nice one....

aab ye sun....😛</font></font><font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆

</font></font><h3><font color="#000066" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Q : what was ranveer kapoor's age in the movie
"ajab prem ki ghajab kahini?".....😛
A : thirteen....coz in the song it
says.."tera hoon-e laga hoon"...LMFAO!🤣🤣🤣</font></h3>
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Originally posted by: dazzling_armaan

Hehe now this one :-

Maria a beautiful latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry
very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell
her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another. Your
Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother". So Maria forgot
about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.But after telling
papa again, he said,"Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry
Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are
your half-brothers."

Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama already
knew and said "My darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or
marry Jose, because you are not related to Papa."

Originally posted by: Prinnia

🤣<font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆

chal aab iska ans de....😉

Ek ANT ne ek elephant k kaan main kuch kaha......aur wo sunke Elephant behosh ho gayya......🤢😆😆

tujhe ye batana hai ki ant ne elephant ko kya kaha jo wo behosh ho gayya??😆😆
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Originally posted by: dazzling_armaan

Ans: Ant said "Mai tere bache ki maa bane wali hu " 😉 😆 🤣

Originally posted by: Cutie_Chicka93

hey guyzz... cant sleep :(

Originally posted by: Prinnia

<font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆</font></font><font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆</font></font><font color="#660066"><font size="2">😆aree wah...

tujhe hi dhund rahi thi main...
ekdum sahi jawab🤣
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Originally posted by: dazzling_armaan

I had heard it before lolz.

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. 😛