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Originally posted by: zainab25

Amitabh Bacchan:

I'd love to romance Aishwarya Rai. But I'm 58 now. So I have to play her father. (OH LORD! Abhishek, where's your knife?! Your pitaaji is line marooing on your wife?!)

Amitabh Bacchan: Our neighbours (Pakistan) better learn to behave or we will have to teach them to. (*Gasps* You better learn how to stop drooling over your bahu otherwise Abhishek will have to teach you. I understand Jaya has wrinkles now and Rekha is not into you anymore but that doesn't mean you can drool over your bahu! *Shudders*)

Amisha Patel: Even if I wasn't an actress and I walked into a party with friends, I'd still have men gaping at me and undressing me in their minds. (Well that should say a lot about you honey. Remind me again why you're famous?)

Esha Deol
'I will agree to do only two heroine or a solo heroine film.' (When was the last time you came in a movie Esha? *Scratches head*)

Shahrukh
'I truly believe that no actor can touch me.' (*Shocked* Didn't Saif do much more with you beside touch in Kal Ho Na Ho?)

Amisha Patel
'While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another' (Kaun sa side yaar? Kahan hai yeh side? And please know that it's Kareena, Mallika, Bipasha -- not KareenaS, MallikaS, and LaraS.)

Amisha Patel -I'm lucky that I haven't been left out in the cold like
mumta kulkarni or Meghna Kothari. (You are right. They have deserted you out in the Sahara Desert.)

Aishwarya Rai: I'm making no effort to work in Hollywood.

Amrita Arora - I needed roles where I could express a gamut of emotions. I was fed up of playing a bimbo. Watch out for me in 2006. I feel it's going to be a good year for me" (So how was it Amrita? Did your 'bimbo' status promote or demote?)

Shakti Kapoor -The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over (OH MYYY! 😆😆😆 I can't add much to this!)

Karishma Kapoor: Aishwaya Rai, Preity Zinta, Rani Mukherjee. Give them another six years to prove themselves. And then we'll talk. (I give you one more minute to talk otherwise I spot Rakhi and Mallika on the other side. They will give my news channel more publicity than you commenting. SO SPEAK NOW WOMAN!)

Abhisekh Bacchan: Hrithik's a perfectionist. I believe that an actor should be imperfect... he should be surprising. (A nice way to hide your acting skills, Mr. Abhishek!)

Ajay Devgan: Kajol can never work with Shah Rukh against my wishes! (AHAHAHAHAH! EPIC!)

Originally posted by: dizzyonlemonade

Jai Shri Ram, I think he isn't that religious and is pretending to be so. Yes, but come on, this is a reality show. Hum Tum song, OMG, speechless. He is going to win.

Originally posted by: dizzyonlemonade

Is Mr. Canada ready? LMAO, what a way to represent on Canada Day?

Originally posted by: carolinecj

lazy caro will make better ones tmrw

ROFL

Originally posted by: dizzyonlemonade

Manas's first line is such bs. "You are the most honest, respectable, and intelligent person I have come across in my whole life.

Originally posted by: roxthefox