INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1

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KaJen.xoxo

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Posted: 16 years ago

#651

Noreen, who was overhearing the conversation taking place between the two masoom critics, rolled her eyes and said "I knew I shouldn't have watched DMG today. Rox warned me. And now God is releasing His wrath upon us'

Ishan was busy dozing off and dreaming about a bikini clad Shilpa Anand.🤣 He suddenly awoke from all the chaos and stood there for 10 minutes, scratching his head, his chin, and other places for equilibrium. Upon his realization that Rox was indeed God, he claimed "So God is now revealing himself.. or Herself through the chat club section of an Indian entertainment message board? Man, God has really lowered His standards these days"

Neeta Kapoor shyly walked into the Trial Room with a Danny boy poster in one hand and HP series in her other hand. A born genius, who is hit for making them aunties and children cry by her heavy vocabulary, maintained her posture calm as she walked towards the court. As God flipped through the pages of Neeta's book of deeds, Her fingers quivered on PG 69, when God noticed that Ms. Kapoor experienced wet dreams about Daniel Radcliffe at age 11. God inquired "My child, will you care to explain why you had rainy dreams that too of man who you can't even call a 'man" ahaaa i love this introduction i need to hold my stomach i laughed a lot today lol🤣🤣🤣

Haha i love chandz part BB and kSG hommiesROFL🤣🤣 stop dhara i can't laugh anymore.

haha Don Huma # 1 & #2 brilliant story i must say Kudos to you guys really hats off to you all👏

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Neeta

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Posted: 16 years ago

#652

Originally posted by: -simi-
aww liz u changed mine? 😔 i still loveee it though 🤣

but i really wished u kept the IQ and zainab part 😆

NAHIIIII MAIN RIYA SE ALAG NAHI REHE SAKTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭

lol sims sorry yaar actually we cut short everyone's trial..we had compress it alot :)

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Sonu

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Posted: 16 years ago

#653

be back in a bit. need to get some foodies!

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Sohathefox

@roxthefox

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Posted: 16 years ago

#654

God is the best character in the story. Hands down!

Simi, we're going to reserve IQ for your burdayyyyyyyy special!

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Simone

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Posted: 16 years ago

#655

Originally posted by: -Neetz-

lol sims sorry yaar actually we cut short everyone's trial..we had compress it alot :)

lol no probie, i know it would be LONGGGG!!!!!!!!

im sad the god damn GOD didnt take my BLs.. kya zamana aa gela hai! god ka bheja tikhane lagana hi hoga!

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Simone

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Posted: 16 years ago

#656

Originally posted by: carolinecj
who is huma #2?

she's another member named 'huma'.. (one is "totallyfabulous" and this one is *Huma*)

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Neeta

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Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

#657

Originally posted by: -simi

lol no probie, i know it would be LONGGGG!!!!!!!!

im sad the god damn GOD didnt take my BLs.. kya zamana aa gela hai! god ka bheja tikhane lagana hi hoga!

tu ekdum correct bolreli hain..yeh namakool god badi moti chamdi ka bana hai...dimaag mein ghusta hi nahi !

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Sohathefox

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Posted: 16 years ago

#658

Huma #2 is another member who appears from time to time! I'm hoping she drops by today.

This is so well written. Perfect suspense and wit!

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Simone

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Posted: 16 years ago

#659

Originally posted by: roxthefox
God is the best character in the story. Hands down!

Simi, we're going to reserve IQ for your burdayyyyyyyy special!

YAYYYYY

oh btw, im in town for my b-day now... no need to change the date 😃😃

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Posted: 16 years ago

#660

Mithun dada watched the trial progess with rapt attention, "Kya baat hai yaar, this God is ekdum jhakaas? Even Dance India Dance was not so damn entertaining" He was broken out of his reverie as God's loud voice boomed in his ears, "Mithun ! Bring in the next victim!"

Mithun strode towards the perfectly lined up critics and observed, his eyes fell upon a particular girl who he instantly deduced to be insane, "Hey you ! Bhikhari-dance ki fan ! You're up next"

Riya got up and hopped towards the confession box humming 'Aaye Pappi, Aaye Pappi aye..Aye Pappi .. let me take you higher! Higher and higher' to herself. Mithin interrupted her and said 'Well you can't get any higher than this' and broke out into manic laughter. She continued to bounce even while standing in the confession box. God felt insulted and ignored and bellowed, "RIYA ! How dare you ignore the handsome Almighty before you and dance to the tunes of Shahid Kapur ? You shall be persecuted for this serious breach of the laws set by me!"

Riya looked up at God and said, "God, Shahid Kapur is my one and only 'Bakhuda'" she paused for a sigh, which came naturally to her whenever she thought of Shahid, she slipped into a trance and continued to rave about Shahid, "My SaSha is so handsome..He has exquisite eyes, alluring physique, an august face..."

God gaped at her as if she was being trashed to the lowest level of hell, "My child, you have made the almighty feel belittled and auxiliary, a feeling which has not been felt by God. Ever. And I do not like it. You are damned to hell."

As Riya was being dragged to the bloodcurling gates of hell, Mithun da was ordered to bring in the next victim.