SwaRon Back to School Days chapter 11
Daawat -e- Ishq hai...
Hello again, this chapter is dedicated to my partner in crime. Happy Birthday Rachel ^_^. Banner credits Mahak didi thankyou :D. Hope everyone enjoys this chapter.
The gang was sitting in the canteen and chatting.
Vic : aye mai order place karne jaa raha hun tumlog kya loge?
Swa : chai..
Sha : coffee..
They looked at each other and burst into laughter.
FLASHBACK...
Nil : tum paas aaye yun muskuraye tumne na jane kya sapne dikhaye , aab toh mera dil jaage naa sota hai , kya karu haaye kuch kuch hota hai ...kya karu haaye kuch kuch hota hai.
Swa : yeh nil ko kya hua , subha subha sharukh khan banke kyu baitha hai.
Rey : aree period toh dekh kaunsa chal raha hai.
Swa : maths
Rey : maths period hamare liye nil ke liye toh yeh pyar ishq lou ka period hai beta .
Swa : oh mai kaise bhul sakta hun , swathi mam yaane hamare nil ka maths wala love . shit maths se yaad aaya aaj toh swathi mam maths ke test papers vapis karne waali haina , gaye kaam se.
Rey : aree chod na subha subha breakfast hojayega
Swa : breakfast ??
Rey : aande jo milne waale hai .
Swa : hahaha sahi bola .
Nil : aye ande milenge tum log ko , maine toh maths paper ke liye din raat ek karke padhai ki hai.
Vic : haan haan bahut jaanta hun mai teri din raat ek karke ki hui padhai , nil beta jab marks haath mein aayenge naa , tereko din mein hi raat ke taarey dikhne waale hai .
Nil : tu... tu saale jalta haina mere se ki swathi mam tujhe nahi mujhe zyada attention deti hai.
Vic : kya bola , jalta hun ... mai tujhse kyu jalunga meri deewani mere pass hai mujhe koi swathi mam ki attention ki zarurat nahi aur vaise bhi swathi mam tujhe nahi swayam ko bhav deti hai.
Sha : wat nonsense swathi mam swayam ko bhav nahi deti.
Vic : maths period mein toh tum sooti rehti ho tumhe kaise pata hoga swathi mam kisko attention deti hai .
Sha : just shut ok !
Nil : Sharon is right Vicky tu shut up hi kar , swathi mam sirf meri hai sirf meri samjha.
Swa : hey guys shaanti ! tumlog bhi kya subha subha iss topic ko leke baith gaye. Pehle yeh socho swathi mam ab tak aayi kaise nahi , she on time everyday aur aaj aadha period hogaya she is not here yet.
Amal : kuch toh galbal zalul hai bhalat , pata lago swati mam gayi toh gayi kahan.
Taani : aree kriya tumne Friday ka CID episode dekha kya?
Swathi mam enters the class
SM : aab CID nahi master chief dekho bacchalog.
Kriya : kyu mam ? aur mam aap aaj class ke liye itni late kaise hogayi.
SM : batati hun sab batati hun pehle sab pehle baith jao.
Everyone sits except nilesh.
SM : nilesh tum kyu khade ho sit down.
Nilesh : good morning mam !
SM : yeh morning nahi afternoon hai.
Nil : who mam aapko dekhke mujhe kuch yaad hi nahi rehta. Kya karun is dil ka mai.
SW : sahi kaha tumne tumhe kuch yaad nahi rehta, tumhare maths paper mein ek bhi formula yaa answer correct nahi hai, tum apne dil ka nahi dimaag ka kuch karo and sit down!
The class starts laughing .
SM : vaise aaj mai aapko maths nahi padhaungi but..
The class starts screaming loudly.
SM : silence students, listen to me aaj mai issliye late hui kyuki principle sir hame school ke upcoming interschool competition ke bare mein bata rahe the.
Swa : kaisa competition mam
SM : cooking competition.
Everyone : WAT !
SM : yes the Yummie Tummie cooking competition.
Vicky : huh! Yummie tummie yeh toh koi baccho ka competiton lagta hai.
SM : naam se bhale ye easy lage lekin it is going to be a tough task. Toh iss competition mein teen rounds honge aur yeh game jodiyon mein khela jayega. Har class se ek Jodi part legi aur yeh jodiyaan teachers on the spot competition ke din chit ke basis par banayenge and ussme koi changes nahi honge. Har round ke saath kuch jodiyaan out hojayengi and jo last Jodi survive kar legi voh St. Louis ki winner hogi jo baaki schools ki best jodis se compete karengi. So the competition is on 15 of this month which in next Tuesday. Be prepared.
Sha : wat the hell is this, koi ek musibat se bhara competition khatam nahi hota toh yeh log dusra arrange kar dete hai. Pehle Ramayan, fir cricket match aur aab yeh stupid sa cooking contest.
Bha : innlog ko haina chillaane ka co...co compensation rakha chahiye.
Swa : voh competition hota hai.
Bha : haan vaich competition, voh rakhenge naa toh bhailog yeh sharon pehla number maaregi, pura time sala chillati rehti hai.
Sha : tum apna muh shut rakho samjhe !
Sim : sharon relax not necessary ki tumhara naam aaye, kisi aur ka bhi toh naam aa sakta haina.
Sha : hmm you are right lets pray for that coz food and me NOWAY !
Kri : vaise mujhe sirf baking aati hai.
Taa: aur mujhe sirf frying.
Sha : correct coz miss kripa bhenji mera dimaag roast karti hai aur yeh taani mere bheje ka fry kar deti hai.
Swa : sharon tum inn donose ayese baat nahi kar sakti.
Sha : toh abb tum mujhe bataoge ki baat kaise karte hai huh!
Rey : abye yaar tum dono phirse shuru hogaye, chill yeh competition sirf masti ke liye.
Vic : Bhagwaan naa kare yeh dono partner ban jaaye varna yeh dono khaane mein mirch masala daalne ke bajaay ek dusre pe daal denge.
Finally the day of competition comes. Everyone is assembled in the auditorium.
PP : toh chatro aathvi kaksha se jo jodiyaan bhaag lengi unke naam ham lena shuru karenge. Aathvi A se Rachel Fernandes aur Payal Surti . kasha B se Sadaf Khan aur Raj Malhotra kaksha C se Ananya Mondal aur Isha Jain aur antim kaksha aathvi D ke Swayam Shekhawat aur...Sharon Rai Prakash.
SM : yeh sab students apne partners ke saath station pe aajaye.
Rey whispering : abbey teri toh nikal padi.
Taani : Bhai aap toh gaye kaam se gaye bhaabi aapka keema na bana de.
Bha : abbey aye apna swayam voh sharon darta hai kya, jaa swayam ek dam jhakaas khana bana.
Swa : aree khaana chod sharon toh mera kachumbar bana degi.
Rey : aree tu sharon ko yun...yun do minute mein handle karlega .
Swa : voh sharon hai maggi nahi do minute mein handle karlunga.
Kriya : don't worry universe ji tumhara saath denge
Taa : aur Krishna ji bhi.
Amal : come on swayam tu yeh kal sakta hai, go fol it.
Meanwhile :v
Sha : no no no no ... Mai aur swayam this is not possible.
Simmi : its just a game sharon.
Rinni : yes sharon you have to prove yourself.
Aashi : ek baat types bolu aapse plzz swayam ko zyada torcher tyeps mat karna.
Sha : how dare you ... yeh ladki toh
Simmi : sharon calm down don't waste your time, go to your station and on a serious note try to cooperate with swayam, yeh hamaare class aur tumhari reputation ka sawaal hai.
Sharon and swayam both give a look to each other and proceed to their cooking stations.
Swa : all the best sharon .
Sha : mujhe nahi tumhe iski zyada zarurat hai.
Miss breganza : so the first round is a pretty simple round all the pairs have to make a beverage and you get 15 minutes to prepare it. So your time stats now!
Swa : hame chai banana chahiye.
Sha : no hame coffee banana chahiye.
Swa : but sharon hamare saare teachers subha chai peete hai aur agar ham ek aachi chai banasake toh we can impress them.
Sha : whatever hame coffee hi banana chahiye.
Swa : lekin kyu??
Sha : kyunki mujhe coofee pasand hai.
Swa : come on sharon think wise.
Sha : tum mujhe force nahi karsakte.
Swa : I gusee hame atleast paani garam karke baaki common ingredients daalne chahiye baaki behes baadmein karenge.
Swayam turns the burner on and puts a vessel on the burner while sharon pours water in it. She put sugar and adds milk to the mixture.
Swa : mai keh raha hun sharon ham chai bana lete hai.
He grabs a spoon and puts two teaspoons of tealeaves in the vessel.
Sha : how ... how dare tumne bina mere decision ke chai patti daal di, wait and watch.
She snatches spoon from swayams hand and puts two teaspoons of coffee in the mixture.
Swa : Sharon !!!! tumne yeh kya kiya.
Sha : meri baat na mane ka yahi anjaam hota hai.
Swa : but sharon yeh toh... you are impossible sharon.
Sha : mai impossible...
MB : last 3 minutes...
Swa : we have no time hame yeh job hi hai use cup mein daalke serve karna padega.
Swayam pours it in the cup and sharon sprinkles little bit of coffee powder on the mixture and decorates the saucer with tea leaves.
Sha : wait swayam hamne isse taste hi nahi kia. Ruko mai karti hun.
Sharon grabs the spoon but...
MB : times up !!! keep everything down .
Swa : oh no abb, hame toh yeh bhi nahi pata ki yeh kaise taste karta hai.
Sha : we are in trouble.
Swa : judges aa rahe hai.
Finally Miss breganza and swathi mam come to their stations.
SW : so aapki drink ka naam kya hai ?
Sha : voh naam .. amm
Swa : chai..
Sha : coffee ..
Swa : chaffee !
Sha : yaa right chaffee.
MB : sounds interesting .. hopefully it will taste interesting as well
Miss Breganza lifts the cup and tastes chafee...
MB : what the hell is this ???? it tastes so eh... just wait till I announce the results.
TO BE CONTINUED ...
Hope u liked this chapter. Do tell me what you liked and what I have to improve. Also suggest me on some crazy tasks you would like to see in coming up levels. Again wishing you Happy birthday Rachel.
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