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Seriously yaar guys! I read all them. Aap sab ko toh murder case ke liye jail jaana chahiye kyun aap ki vajay se main has has ke mar gayi. I know, bohot bakwas joke tha na? Sorry, but I tried! Ab kuch likhne ki koshish karti hoon, agar bura hua toh ande, joote, tamatar, sab phek dena. Sorry for any mistakes in advance.So, suddenly ek din Kriya aur Taani decide karte hein ki voh dono St.Louis wapas aa rahe hein. Triya ko pata chalta hein ki Rey Aashi ko date kar raha hein, par usse pehele Kriya ko pata chal gaya tha ki Rey Taani ko date kar raha tha. Dono canteen jaate hein aur Rey ko dekte. Dono bohot gusse mein hein. 😈 They tap Rey on the shoulder and Rey is shocked! 😲
Kriya slaps him and says "Rey, kya humara pyaar itna kamzor tha ki aapne mere jaane ke baad hi kisi aur se pyaar kar liya?" 😡😭
Rey: Voh actually Kriya... Um... Tumhare jaane ke direct baad nehi, bas do mahine baad.
Now Taani slaps him on his other cheek and says (to Kriya) "Yeh toh kuch bhi nehi hein Kriya! Mere jaate hue ek mahina bhi nehi hua aur inhone Aashi ko date karna shuru kar diya! Mere promise ko bhi bhool gaye." 😭😡
Kriya: Chi! Mana ki meine aap ko move on karne ke liye bola tha, but that doesn't mean ki aapko sach mein move on karna chahiye tha. Aap kitne dumb ho! Pata nehi maine aap mein kya dekha tha. 😡
Taani: Kriya aap sahi kehti hein. Yeh bohot bara flirt hein.
Kriya: Haan. Ladki mili, toh phisal gaye saboon ki tarah! 😡
Taani: Right! Humare liye toh Shivam hi tikh hein.
Kriya: Haan. Chalo Shivam! (grabs Shivam's arm while Taani grabs his other arm while Shivam just goes along with it 😲)
Rey: 😡 Oye! (Bola! Isse bolna bhi aata hein? Pichle panch minute se toh sirf Triya ka bhashan sun raha tha. Taliya, taliya! 👏 Arre taali bajao yaar!)Bloody Shiritating!!! Tu mera dost hokar meri dono item ko lekar jaa raha! Saale-
Shivam: Main kya karoon? Ab jab do do khoobsurat ladkiya itne pyaar se mujhe le jaa rahe hein, main kaise na boloon?
Triya (while pulling his cheeks): Aw! How sweet.
Sharon: Girls wait! Mujhe bhi le chalo.
Reyam: Kya?!
Sharon: Haan. Main Swayam se itna pyaar karti hoon, aur itne dino se usse sorry sorry bol bol kar thak gayi hoon. Mere liye toh Shivam hi tikh hein. Meri har baat maan leta hein. Let's go!
Kriya: Very good my dear sister!
Taani: Haan. Aur ab ye dono Aashi ke liye lad sakte hein.
Aashi: Arre nehi nehi! Mujhe in dono ke saath rehna types nehi hein. Swayam ko mein apna dost types manti thi. Par unhone jo Sharon ke saath kiya na, voh tikh nehi hein. Aur Rey! Unhe bhi mein apna dost- nehi voh toh mere liye bhai types jaise the. Par voh itna ghatiya types niklenge maine kabhi socha bhi nehi!
Reyam: What?!
Aashi: What nehi hot! Which you are most definitely not. But Shivam is. Main bhi aap logo ke saath chalti hoon. Let's go types na! (they leave to go)
Girl (comes in front of them): Ruko! 😡
Shivam: Kishmish tum?! (you all know who I mean na?)
Girls + Reyam (minus Nikki): Kishmish?!
Nikki: 😡 What is this Chocopie?! You're cheating on me?! Aur char char ladkiyon ke saath?! We're over! (slaps him and the four others slap him one by one on the same cheek)
Girls: You're disgusting!
Kriya: Vaise, aap ho kaun?
Nikki: Mera naam Nikki hein. Mein Shivam ki girl- sorry, ex-girlfriend hoon.
Taani: Wow Shivam! Nikki aapki ex-girlfriend hein. Main aapki ex-ex-girlfriend hoon. Aur Sharon aapki ex-ex-ex-girlfriend hein. Aur yeh sab hone mein sirf ek saal laga.
Sharon: Wow Taani! Tumhari maths kitni achi hein!
Taani: Thank you Sharon.
Nikki: Ek minute. Iska matlab ki Shivam mujhe pichle ek saal se cheat kar raha hein! Disgusting! (slaps him on his other cheek and Taaron slap him on the same cheek) (Wow Creepo! Ek gal pe panch thapad aur dusre pe teen! Yaani ki ek din mein total of aat thapad! 👏 Arre, meri maths toh bilkul thikh hein. Pata nehi ki mujhe humesha sirf 70-80% hi kyun milte hein. Kash mere teachers yeh dek pate...)
Sharon: Chalo girls! Nikki, tum bhi humare saath chalo. (girls start to leave)
Shivam turns around and sees the angry Reyam.
Shivam: Guys voh actually-
Rey: Meri do BFFs aur do ex-GFs ko patayega? 😡
Swayam: Meri behen, ex-GF aur do BFFs ko patayega? 😡
Next thing you know, Virat comes out of nowhere.
Vishaka: Meri friends ko pataoge? 😡
Bharat: Aur meri item ko bhi patayega? 😡
Vishaka: Wait, agar Aashi tumhari item hein, toh phir mein kaun hoon?! Bharat you bloody cheat! 😡 (slaps him on the cheek) Wait up guys! (tries to catch up with girls)
The three D3 boys look at Shivam angrily.
Bharat: Iski toh mein-
Swayam: Bharat thande dimag se sochte hein ki iska kya karna chahiye.
Rey: Swayam, tu kuch zyada hi acha hein.
Swayam, Bharat and Shivam look at each other and say "Nil ka shak sahi nikla. Rey sachmuch gay hein!"
Nil comes out of nowhere and says "Dekha! Main sahi kehta tha, par tum log kabhi meri baat nehi sunte the."
Boys: Sorry Nil.
Swayam: Ek kaam karte hein, hum sab na Rey ke farmhouse chalte hein. Vahan hum apne apne favorite hot actresses ko bula lete hein. Toh, apne apne actresses choose karlo.
Bharat: Mere liye Anushka Sharma.
Shivam: Oye! Anushka Sharma meri hein samjha?
Bharat: Nehi voh meri hein!
Shivam: Meri hein!
Nil: Guys! Maine abhi abhi suna hein ki Nicole mam aur RDX ka divorce hua hein. Hum Nicole mam kyun nehi bula lete.
Swayam: Good idea!
The boys leave while Rey shouts "Kamino! Mere hi farmhouse pe mere bina meri dream girls ke saath plans bana rahe ho!"
Vicky comes out of nowhere and says "Rey, ladkiyon ki kya zaroorat hein jab ki mein yahan hoon." 😳
Rey: Tu sachmuch gay hein!
Neha comes in, hears this, shouts "Nehi!" while covering her ears and runs away.
Rey: Vicky dekh. Dekh teri Kagu, teri Deewani, teri Neha wapas aa gayi hein.
Vicky: Mujhe uski koi zaroorat nehi hein. Mujhe bas mera Babu, mera Deewana, mera Rey chahiye. 😳
Rey: Vicky, tu pagal ho gaya hien kya?!
Vicky: Haan. Tere pyaar mein! 😳
Rey: Kya?!
With the girls
The girls see Neha and she explains the whole Ricky being gay thing.
Kriya: This, has been the weirdest day ever.
Sharon: I know... Idea! Hum sab mere farmhouse pe chalte hein. Hum saare hot actors ko bula te hein. Sab apne apne actors chun lo.
Kriya: Mere liye Shahid Kapoor.
Sharon: No way! He's mine!
Kriya: Fine! Then mujhe Sushant Singh Rajput chahiye.
Taani: Nehi! Voh mere hein!
Kriya: Fine! Then mujhe Ranbir Kapoor chahiye.
Neha: Kriya, he's Neha's.
Kriya: Fine! Toh phir mujhe Yuvraj Thakur chahiye.
Vishaka: Kriya, he's mine.
Kriya: Fine! Toh phir mujhe Shivam ka celebrity look-alike, kya naam hein uska?
Nikki: Lavin Gothi. Aur voh mera hein!
Kriya: Hey Universe ji! Toh phir mujhe Hritik Roshan chahiye.
Aashi: Mujhe-
Kriya: Aashi, agar aapne kahan ki aap ko bhi Hritik Roshan chahiye, toh phir main bohot gussa hone vali hoon.
Aashi: Arre nehi nehi! Mujhe Karan Wahi types chahiye.
Kriya: Good! Ab chale?
Others: Chalo!
The End of My Completely Bakwas Lambu-Wala Scene
Edited by diyadawda13 - 11 years ago
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