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Posted: 8 years ago
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Hi Folks


I think it is safe to say that the show is really being messed up by some events I mention below. The accuracy of this reporting I cannot guarantee. But there is some good news to look forward to.



A meeting took place in the ex Magadhi palace now being patrolled by Chandra and Chanakya. All guards and daasis were removed indefinitely. The meeting was chaired by Nandini, who was recovering from knee reconstruction surgery. The attendees were : Mura, Avantika, Durdhara, Helena, Aaapama and Chandra. Chanakya declined the invitation and preferred to patrol the perimeter. However he did ask to be included via speaker phone. The agenda : was decided from minute to minute, depending on who says what to whom.


It began...with Helena striding confidently to the centre of the room, while the others watched her.: Rajmata and Aapama, Malayaketu was mine. Chandra is mine. . Magadha will be mine. Tell Nandini that I have the keys to her mind. Tell Chandra I have the keys to his future. 😈


Mura : Are you saying it is all about you?



Nandini : Hey I am sitting right here! I heard what Helena said! I hate you Chandra!!!!! 😡😡


Helena : That's right. A bit louder! 😈


Chandra : Chandra to Acharya, come in Acharya! Acharya...? ....😒



Aapama : Helena! Watch and learn! Look at this devoted guru-shishya. Chandra has self control and asks his guru to speak. This boy will go far, without you. 😎


Helena : Aaapama!!!!! 😡


Nandini : That's right. A bit louder ! 😈


Chanakya : Chandra my maharaj! You know what to do. You know why you have to do it. 🤓


Durdhara : I have done my best to follow Acharya's teachings. I fly under the radar and stay out of direct confrontation. I support Chandra-Nandini and also Chandra-Helena. I am mitr-zoned and am very happy. 😃⭐️


Chandra : If only my life were as simple. But my calling is great and cannot be avoided.


Nandini : I want to kill you !!!! 😡


Helena : Nandini !!!!


Nandini : oops, I mean... how was your day today Chandra? 😳


Avantika : Meri bacchi! Finally you have grasped the reality of things and accepted your marriage.


Nandini : Of course Ma. Pfft. 🥱


Aaapama : It is truly amazing how hate can turn to love. When one hates with a passion, one can also love with that same passion. Intensity is the name of the game. 😎


Nandini : I want to kill you !!!! 😡


Chandra : Chup kar ! Here, I brought your favorite books to read.


Helena : Nandini! Don't! Don't fall into his trap! Your pita maharaja is on his way to rescue you.


Avantika : I thought I was a royal widow under the protection of the Acharya... am I a widow or not? 😕


Acharya : Depends whether you were his lawfully wedded wife or not.


Nandini : I think I see a rabbit trapped in the hedge!


Helena : Where!!?? Could it be...oh ...my khargoosh!!! 😲


Mura : I want to be a prisoner again . I want to be tied up in that prime spot out in the open, Baahubali-style from where I can control what happens.!! 😵


Chandra : I also miss the outdoors Ma! It's so claustrophobic in here.


Chanakya : Yes, I am enjoying the outdoors here. And planning our next strategy and plot line. Staying indoors at this time is a great sacrifice and I applaud you Chandra! I am not sure if I could do what you do even for Rajneeti reasons. History will indeed be kind to you.


Chandra : Helena! It's time I took control.


Helena : Oh my Khargoosh! 😲


Nandini : Here you go Helena, your Khargoosh.


Helena : Oh ...my...Khargooosh!!!! 😲😲


Nandini : Arrrgh! I think I broke my left arm and my hip. Lep please!


And so, Chandra began to assert himself in the palace. Later it became clear to Aapama that Chanakya had engineered the khaargosh in the hedge, so that Helena will snap out of her current character malfunction and revert back to her original good self. Nandini rescuing' Helena's pet was a master stroke by Chanakya. Avantika is working out what her current status is. Helena has emptied her trunk of all memorabilia and paintings. Nandini has enrolled in art classes and has some physiotherapy. Mura is sourcing a comfortable throne. Durdhaara is choosing baby names. Aapama is writing a treatise on how to learn from every situation. Hopefully Chandragupta can now emerge to his rightful role and eminence.



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Posted: 8 years ago
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Hilarious...you have captured the mess in Magadh perfectly!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Very nice, Cuddly Bear! You have neatly captured the zoo-cum loony bin atmosphere of the Mauryan palace set up!👏
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Posted: 8 years ago
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When doing this parody I had a feeling that it was too close to the actual show 😆
Now, a day later I feel that the show has overtaken and annulled any possible parody. The depths of this nadir does make me think the CVs are in free-fall and allowing chaos to rule. Out of it some new story may emerge. It can only get better from this point. Now doors close by themselves in the palace and mysterious shadows haunt the hallways. Maybe this means the main cast of characters will supernaturally turn normal overnight soon too. Nothing is impossible.


Thanks for joining in the madness here .
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Wonderful. Maybe the lep should have been in Chandra''s hand. I am unable see him come out if it!!! Maybe assuming his responsibility now he would open more dhanvantris.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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this version looks much better than the current status of the show...👏👏

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