SRK--naach mere saath

H owdee doo hoo my minty can- dies? So my dahling Shah Rukh Khan unveiled his wax replica at Madame Tussauds.. I did think of jetting back to Lon- don with my favouritest Gauri Khan..but on second thoughts, I didn't wanna get mobbed. Besides, I'm just not ready to be a waxwork either.. they've been pleading, but you know me. And listen, you know already that Shakira might do a bit of danceroo for Shah Rukh Khan's Om Shanti Om.. directed and choreographed by my sweeto Farah Khan. But listen, my ears are burning already.. I believe a rival Khan burst into expletives on hear- ing that and said, "So big deal..I will get Madonna for my movie and show him." But er.. isn't Madonna a bit pass now? Oh well.. ask me if I care!