Ye Kya Mendhak ko shoot kar rahi hai kya :: Analysis of DHAKKAR teaser

Following is my analysis of Dhakkad teaser.

• Ramp walk karke aake, neeche dekh ke kisko shoot kar rahi hai Agent Agni? Niche to paani hai...toh fir mendhak ko shoot kar rahi hai kya?? If not a frog who is sitting down there in that swampy ground???

Asylum films aise aise films nikalte hai ki dekh ke asylum me hi jana padega!!

• Why is Kangana licking blood off her face?? Is she playing a cannibal here? Secret agent cum closet cannibal.
• The blood dripping from her face looks like sindoor. Is it symbolic to her hidden wish to marry Hrithik??

What do u think guyzz? Don't forget to watch the Hillllariou teaser below. After Queen kween is gonna present us another memorable comedy.

https://twitter.com/Rangoli_A/status/1159708091442581506?s=20

^LMAO....I am sure this movie is going to be the most relevant film of 2020 where the government/military is gonna make changes in their strategies to counter violence after watching desh ki iklauti beti Kangu Devi battling baddies with real machine guns. For instance, I am sure after Diwali 2020 it will become mandatory for female soldiers to catwalk into the battlefield because nationalism ki moorat Kangu Rani did so!😛

This chindi teaser gives everybody an idea that the makers and lead actor have zero idea what it takes to make an action movie. And releasing the teaser more than a year before the movie release...the stench of Kangoli's desperation to be discussed is coming out in wafts. If ever there was a sasti copy of every Z-grade action movie made in cinema, this teaser would rank at the top. So effing funny!