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I am married , so can I be matchmaker please .
But I don't know marital status of SRK fans . Let me go and check my data base

The title 👏 🤣 what's the cure to akelapan if nobody wants you? What if you are a Kangu in real life? I don't want SRK let others fight over him let me know when Sid is up for sale 😆

I have following rishta for SRK
1) Mallika E Bhais - She is gossip queen, knows Gauri and PC inside out, so she will be able to play mind games with them very well. She also loves Abram and Aryan. Gauri can keep Suhana's custody .

2) DZ - I don't know her name , she is most dedicated SRK fan, she speaks less and only posts smilies !! SRK can talk and she will always listen

3) Nepali Strawberry- She is sweet and won't mind sharing SRK with MEB 😆 . Since NS has US passport ( I am assuming this), SRK can get green card and save his stripping on airports !

Originally posted by: Ranbirrocks

I am married , so can I be matchmaker please .
But I don't know marital status of SRK fans . Let me go and check my data base

Originally posted by: NepaliStrawbery

But ,u can some no strings attached on the side.😉

I am pure bhartiya naari, bohot sanskaari 😳 😆
Now I will search a girl for my son, mera ho Gaya for 7 janam with my baby's daddy 😊

Who will marry SRK who's nett worth is just 700+? 😆

Originally posted by: Tinkerbelle88

The title 👏 🤣 what's the cure to akelapan if nobody wants you? What if you are a Kangu in real life? I don't want SRK let others fight over him let me know when Sid is up for sale 😆

Ladies I am no popular actor...but very handsome just like johnny lever.

I have been divorced 2 times.. I have 3 side chicks..

I am worth 5 rupees..i am 5'1... don't laugh I carry myself tall..and with love handles for those lovely ladies who like to be warm and cuddly..

Forget srk.. Salman is a thing of the past.. ranbir is busy.. fawad khan is gay.. Sid is busy with Kjo... no worries.. I am here.. I am available...

Any takers.. ladies one at a time

Originally posted by: NepaliStrawbery

So, u have your pillow to make out with or can ask Baba Ramdev. Sid is for sale anytime .. wait let me make a post on a bid.well,let me edit.

Ranbir rocks pls take off my name. I am no fan of SRK.😆

not bad he is flexible a lot of possibilities 😆 even if he is up for sale the affordability is an issue 😆 make a general bid you'll get far too many bidders then 😃