Media, Issue and TRP

A celebrity star is attending a marriage party.

Next comes the question. "Sir, X has stated that ... What is your opinion? "

Star has no clue about the issue. If he says so, tomorrow his IQ will be made fun of. The next best escaping route. "No comments". ("Thank God. Bach Gaya", he is thanking his stars). But it is not over yet.

"Does that mean, you are don't support his statement?"

Now the star is in fix. Does not exactly know, how relevant the issue is for him. Pata nahi, jisne bhi kuch kaha hei, woh banda kisi kaam ke hei ya nahi. Any way, let me not be blunt and cut off the link. He fumbles for words, "I did not mean that way. I do understand his position" ("Hogaya? Ab to mujhe chod do, please.")

"That means, you agree with him".

"Yea, sure" ("Aur koi choice hei?")

"Sir, one last question. Are you ready to go aggressive with your stand and put pressure on government?"

"If there is any need, I won't hesitate." ("As long as you are not asking my Bangalow or other property, that should be fine"). 🥱

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Headlines

"Star A has firmly stood with X, who has strongly condemned the government policies. The Star A is also stated he is ready to go aggressive and pledge anything, if and when need arises".

Star is wondering, "Really? Did I say this"? 😲

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Next day media is showing, how whole people of India have come on roads to protest the celebrity.

There is a video of five people from a city. Two are with modern jeans and glasses. Two have decided to go traditional for the event with saffron attire and tilak. The event is, burning of the effigy. Something similar to Kaam Dahan, just that there also a photo of that celebrity. People surrounding the group are wondering, as the name of the group looks unfamiliar in their region. Members of the group are with the hope, they would be recruited by the regional political party. (1000Rs a day would be sufficient). After all, they have hired a special photographer for the occasion.

There are also internet warriors who are fed up of their kids, spouses, bosses venting out their frustration on the celebrity through keyboard whenever they get break. ("Saale ke paas itna kuch hei. Still dissatisfied. We can't even dream of what he has. Good time to bash"). 😡

Celebrity is watching this on TV. ("As long as these people are not attacking the theatre and collection is not affected, any kind of popularity is fine. Anyway, they cannot throw stones at my window. The compound wall is too high").

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Fourth day,

An irrelevant leader of a party, which gets two seats in an election declares "Whoever tears the star's pant and shirt will get one million". His face comes in all channels. He is pleased. It is almost a decade back, his face was splashed on national TVs like this. 🥳

The star watches it. ("If it was a crore, mei khud hi phaadke khade hota. I can do two three events a day. It saves me from dancing in rich people's marriage party").

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Fifth day,

Sab thanda. Low TRP. 🥺

Channels are looking for any statement from Sadhvi Praachi, Subramanian Swamy from Hindu side, Azam Khan and Owaisi to speak for Muslims. If anyone of them drop any pearl, there will be food for at least three days. If not, ek naye bakre ko dhoondna padega.

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By the way, what happened with the issue?

Don't worry. When a new issue comes, old issue will be sorted out automatically.

Now let's wait for Dilwale. Hum to aise hei Bhaiyya.