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Hema Malini contacts NASA, recommends installing Kent water purifier on Mars after water discovery
Posted on September 30, 2015 by Ashwin Kumar in Bollywood, General, Latest
Moments after the news of NASA's breath-taking and earth-shaking discovery of water on neighboring planet Mars broke out, Bollywood actress and BJP MP Hema Malini has gotten in touch with the American space agency and recommended that they install Kent's water purifier on the Red planet.
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NASA administrator Charles Bolden confirmed to The UnReal Times that Malini had recommended the idea to him over phone. "I spoke to Mrs. Malini this morning and I must say it's a novel idea. Her slogan - Kent RO purifier Lal griha me dedega sabse shuddha paani! (Kent RO purifier will give on the red planet, the purest water) really appealed to me. I've discussed this at length with NASA's board of executives and I'm happy to say that the idea resonated with one and all. Facilitating pure drinking water on Mars would indeed be a step closer to making human life on the planet feasible, if not attracting other forms of life to the planet. It's not for nothing that she's called Dream Girl! She's now set a new dream for us at NASA!" Bolden said.
PM Narendra Modi showered praise on his BJP colleague, claiming with delight, that he was the 1st PM to have an MP to help NASA. The PM also indicated the possibility of a trip to the planet to foster bilateral relations between India and Mars. BJP leader and Malini's husband, actor Dharmendra, however, expressed dissapointment at his better half's help to the space agency. "When I read that water was discovered on the surface of Mars, I realized that it would be red in color and would look like blood. So I went to a nearby observatory, used the telescope, looked at the planet and yelled Kutthe! Kamine! Main tera khoon pee jaoonga to my heart's content! (You dog! Scoundrel! I'll drink your blood!) I also cherished the opportunity of mouthing this many more times in future. But with the news of the Kent purifier installation, my desires have been quashed," a glum Dharam told The UnReal Times. "But surely not as disappointing as having to act in yet another Yamla Pagla Deewana movie with Sunny and Bobby," Dharam added.
The Mathura MP, however, faced adverse reactions from the Indian media, claiming that she should focus on providing pure drinking water to her own languishing countrymen first. "We waste a lot of water on Holi and now we're wasting purifiers on the uninhabited Mars instead of using them to provide pure water to a thirsty India! Jai Ho Hema ji!" tweeted journalist Sagarika Ghose, before tweeting about yet another lovely and comforting swim in the pool.
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